You see her and your heart Fills up with lust and ardor You take her to your bed But that’s where things get harder You find that there’s a wall A dense and wild arbor You need sonar and a map To bring your ship to harbor Things have gotten out of hand

Someone was just posting about baby shower food too! Meatballs for everyone!

This is how Facebook started.

They believe the same shit he does. They don't care they're props, they want to spread that message. These are hockey players we're talking about, why is everyone confused they're dickheads???

I want Jane in a fucking box what the actual fuck is happening in this show

Lmao Zohran went in there and put his foot in Donny ass over that young woman, IKDR

A two-child household must earn $400,000 a year for childcare to be affordable, according to a new study.

It was always called "social studies" and geography was in that

Magneto is not a villain he is a revolutionary. And he was never wrong. Idc idc.

The police in America do the same thing here and guess who trained them????

Hotels. I can move 7 blocks to the Godfrey and be perfect

I’m actually going to pick hotels. I’d sell my house and live for free in the nicest accommodations all over the world. Most of the time, I’d be local but that’s still pretty nice

I can afford all the flights I want if I no longer have to pay for housing because I'm living in free luxury hotel suites full time.

Syd and the internet had me thinking I might be a lesbian too

One of my students just rocked this white boys shit for saying “nigga” and although I can’t show it, part of me is proud.

"I asked chatgpt" Did you try asking a friend first? Your ancestors? The forest? Your childhood self? A librarian? Did you try to dream the answer first? How about asking your dog or cat first? Did you try putting the question in a bottle and sending it off to sea? Did you try .... ?

Flights, easily.

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life. He love being a troll. Rap is what allowed him to do it all the time.

"Best of Magic City"???????? Nah lemme check flights

You room temp water drinkers are a different breed

Far Cry: Cult of the Lamb?????

14 years ago today… Pete Weber’s famous bowling celebration. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM! I talked to Weber and Gary Thorne about why that moment happened. "If I hear you root against me, I’m gonna let you know about it." www.nytimes.com/athletic/249...

I'm sorry, which disease?

BRUH WHET?!?!

Who ALSO is a convicted felon

$31,000 deductible? LMMFAO pack this country up

I hate how much disrespect Luda gets just cuz folks thought he rapped goofy…he did but the bars was THERE!

"I wanna hear the sex trafficker body the deadbeat dad!" - Y'all

Curtis Jackson not about to rap for free in 2026 lmao

(nobody wanna hear 50 year old terrible niggas argue about who more terrible on wax y'all are lying)

My 13th reason: “Upload your resume”.. Next screen… “Input your work experience in detail”

what kinda heater???

I love y'all. Thank you. Messages were WELL received, feelings were correct and validated

I did it! 😅

3 points Michigan doesn't lose to App State 5 points and "he has trouble with the snap" doesn't matter 4 points Michigan beats OSU on the day Bo dies 5 points for WVU v Pitt so Michigan never hires Rich Rod 4 points and it doesn't matter that JT was short Last 3 points IDC, my childhood is fixed

I be trying not to double text this girl or text her just random stuff...but I just be wanting to talk to her

Every time yall argue I go back to find why yall arguing and every time i find out I sit here in the dark and shake my head

Boffum

Preacher Boy setting the roof on fire might be the best scene in film history TO ME

The vultures are always circling Stack too

The vultures were already circling before Hogwood showed up smh

Cuba has the right to defend itself!!

Bought a game on Steam and it's gonna be free on Game pass next week smmfh

Prolly going to drop off summa dat FENT

You couldn't pay one of these kids to make a logo, you had to use some AI bullshit?

Yall always wanna say a troubled man needs a Black woman. And IMMEDIATELY NO!!! Have we not been thru enough already???

"Today, the Brazilian Supreme Court announced that they had convicted the masterminds behind the assassination of socialist Rio de Janeiro City Councilwoman Marielle Franco guilty on all counts." massive news in Brazil today, writeup by @mikeelk.bsky.social paydayreport.com/rio-police-c...

Because patriarchy keeps men from evolving into better beings