"Keep Away From Other Animals"

Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard, the highest-ranking intelligence official in the U.S. government, has resigned. https://to.pbs.org/49c4s8s

Computah, make it warmer dis weekend... And get widda da wain

ME

Them pull n peel twizzlers ain’t ever did me wrong

Cuz average person doesn't know how long a basketball court is

Oh?

It's everything. Every other IG story is blank for me

Tf illness he have???

Wait what???

Exotic locales like Boise, ID and Detroit in December?????

Oh wow, imagine it. Every conference having its own series of games to determine which of its teams is the best. And then, after those are done, the winners could pair up in exotic locales for one more game each. And then we could have the Associated Press decide the best team of all. Approved

Wait, this is an ENSEMBLE cast! Lemme go download

Like Freddie Prinze, Jr. said, it's for kids! If you can still find your inner child, you'll prolly still like them!

She STILL won't post the single tho LMMFAO

This old married couple 🤣🤣🤣

My dad died when I was 12

WHY?

6. Almost 30 years now 😂

I’ve heard that kangaroo meat tastes like beer. It’s from all the hops.

The worst part about this is some of this shit is fire lmfaoooo but if I see you out in it, I know you be on Tucker's website. But the Low IQ dad hat is calling my name

Still in awe how great this game looks #ForzaHorizon6

We in a group chat "planning" one now, and I can already tell it's gonna be 1 or 2 people doing everything.

But before we do all that shit, just abolish the Senate in the first place

If there can be TWO Dakotas, there can be New York and New York State

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.

You don’t think Goku’s a great dad, whatever. You’re wrong but I’ll let you have that belief. You fuckin tell me Vegeta’s a better dad than Goku? I’m questioning your rationale forevermore.

If today's your Friday, make some noise

It’s actually so funny to see Helen of Troy upset thousands of angry men in 2026 in the exact same way she did back in antiquity.

U.S. violent crime fell sharply in 2025, according to preliminary federal data, with murders dropping an estimated 18.1% — a decline that could push the national homicide rate to its lowest level on record if the figures hold. From @stateline.org

Happy Thick Thigh Thursday to all the legging killers and Jean destroyers out there

137 in a 70 should be a war crime

Good morning! Today is my Friday!

They’re trying to normalize the idea of a national sales tax to end progressive taxation, and I’m already sick about the number of people who are going to fall for it because they hate the idea of other people enjoying anything.

Here we go. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Bobby dancing out that helicopter changed my brain chemistry

The internet used to be so fucking good, man

I'm actually trying to think of a *positive* story involving Zeus and.... he's basically the cause of everything awful in Greek mythology, even the shit Hades does is mainly cuz he's mad at Zeus for sticking him in literal Hell 😂😂😂😂😂

Zeus one of the worst beings to ever be written about 😂😂😂😂😂

Mount Olympus reality show would go so incredibly hard. Zeus would need his own show.

Google is going to lead to the slow death of the internet

BREAKING: OpenAI is reportedly preparing to file to go public through a IPO as early as this week, per CNBC

I've always viewed the Spirit and Frontier critiques as elitist, as they've always sounded, but truthfully, it's sad what happened to Spirit. Because for many, it was the only way they COULD travel. It served a need, always on time when I've flown them, & if you know how to pack, it was fine.

Another plug for using BlackSky.community as a web app on your home page. We got Giphy over here!

I should go to London

22 years in the waiting, 6 years in the making: the title is Arsenal’s again. The squad gathered at Colney to watch tonight’s game, as they became champions. Here’s how #AFC won the #EPL - a title not simply won, but engineered. @theathleticfc.bsky.social 🔴⚪️🏆 www.nytimes.com/athletic/729...