The Western team has an... exciting offense!

Being a “back in my day” guy about Texas Tech-Oregon being a defensive brawl instead of a 73-67 game with 1,400 passing yards. Kids these days wouldn’t understand. They never had iPods. They don’t realize Subway footlongs are supposed to cost $5

Just a wild choice for halftime of a bowl game, incredible

Neither of these teams wanna win

Dan Lanning is the James Franklin of Chip Kellys

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Imma get these golf clubs out more in 2026 too.

Seventh day and Seventh principle of Kwanzaa: Imani (Faith): To believe with all our hearts in our people, ourselves, our teachers, our leaders, and the righteousness and victory of our struggle. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🟥🟥🟥⬛🟩🟩🟩

whatever was put on Q-tip to make him create a whole new word to describe his girl, that’s what I wanted in 2026. That man said she a VIVRANT thing. I heard that!

There’s this muppet on TikTok who transcribes and then scats incredibly difficult jazz solos so well and I could not possibly love a thing more

Looooootta criminal activity in that shot

Don't beat yourself up if you don't get all your "chores" done. The real new year is in Spring anyway. I love y'all. Happy New Year. Please be safe!

Good summary of Michigan’s season is a fine performance littered with mental errors everywhere as the staff wears Barstool hats and shirts that say JESUS WON. It’s over, finally.

Detroit is the only correct accent. The rest of yall sound funny.

Think Michigan’s out of football for the year

WHAT STRAIN?

Nigga can't even walk and dropped a mortar round, them Manning genes out of control

He fumbled it lmmfao

In the new year, I want more community. So if I say we're friends, go with it before I bite you. Love you 💕

I wonder if crime will be "rising" right before the midterms

Omg what a catch. Rule of Cool if you have to, but he caught it.

50+ yard field goal and a special teams forced fumble the first game after JB Brown is sent to Siberia, just noticing

No amount of information was going to push white people to vote for a Black woman. This argument that you and Tim are attempting to make is deeply disturbing and willfully ignorant. We live in a racist, white nationalist country. White people cannot be absolved from what they chose in November.

Get in the fucking portal, Semaj.

Marsh running past niggas, that woulda been a touchdown smmfh #GoBlue

This is another reason why creating comfort is so crucial. A comfortable woman gone freak you out ya silk church socks.

Current funniest possible outcome is the SEC getting swept in bowls, other than the ones leading to a Bama-Georgia Round III title game

it should be illegal to run a tv commercial that looks like podcast clips on tiktok

so many posts about not drunk driving on NYE (RIGHTFULLY SO, DON'T DO IT) but i also want people to STOP SHOOTING GUNS IN THE AIR!! GRAVITY IS A THING! BULLETS HAVE TO COME DOWN! don't ruin countless lives in your process of "having fun".

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

it's amazing we can look at this, as a society, seeing that employers are drugging their employees to increase productivity and say "yes, these people are geniuses who should be in charge of things"

Waiting for the Nike store to open so I can use this discount

We would all be watching BET’s top 100 music video countdown and bring in the New Year with 106 n Party😭

NAWT

Like this cheating ass nigga ain't the one that broke it LMMFAO. Good thing Harbaugh sent him into retirement.

The final day

The plan is to ring in New Years on a different continent next year.

Working your entire life so you can "enjoy" a couple years when you're close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Where the winter fits??? Feel like we only seen Harry's coat.

Life has taught me that…it will always be the wrong Kennedy

Told my nephew during Christmas week that I'd pay money for someone to yell at me to take a nap in the middle of the day. I'd pay extra for someone to read me a story.

I have decided I will do it the absolute bare minimum at work to not get fired and use up all of my pto and be out of the office as much as possible because fuck these people. I will continue my same lack of effort I started in 2025.

i wish I could have banked all the naps I refused as a child. the interest on that MF would be INCREDIBLE.

(all the age gap picture prompts are training AI in facial feature progression)

Have not slept well in a week.

Yes! Nobody hates Latinos like other Latinos!

It’s actually insane to witness. Americans have more access to information than ever before. This argument is tired. There are a lot of racist white people in this country and they need to make their peace with that. Racism is the foundation of America.