Going to se Andrea Bocelli like the cultured man that I am.

Saving this for the next time I’m ever in Dallas 💙…

Why are read and read not the same word??

The English language annoys me from time to time. Why does now and mow not rhyme?!

You just gotta laugh and wonder how your life became an episode of Insecure

Fifteen innings is crazy!!!

I’m not the target audience but I can enjoy a we mixed up our bags at the airport only to find our soulmates story from time to time.

Gotta brace yourself at times…

@jazzreads.bsky.social Congratulations!! It was a hell of a season, told you I was still scared of your squad.

I shouldn’t be out here feeling like this but yet here we are…I’m tired.

Bruh this Lyft driver has FOUR air fresheners that got me fighting for my life….Bro all this smell good is clashing and about to make me stop breathing.

All this video does is remind me of what @beigewunder.blacksky.app said…You can’t show up with standard equipment over there…it’s too much going on back there for you to be ill equipped.

I cried lil bit on that first slurp..🥺

This is more confirmation to some observations than anything lol

This list right is pretty valid the addendum would be Chicago and if she has Islander parents.

Now this is a true connoisseur of cookies…because she knoweth ball!!

Tell them to act like they got some home training!! 😆😆

Stop casually offering people drugs…what makes you think I’m okay with a bump.

“If you broke, say that” has got to be one of my favorite sayings/insults in the past few years.

Most of her songs are less than 2 minutes so 31 songs really is just like 38 minutes to her.

Listen we would all be like…

Some of y’all are real life villains.

I always pause and think quietly…I want Mark Wahlberg to fail at everything he does. Anyone that had to fight to have their Racist subsection removed from their Wikipedia page is a no-go in my book.

I heard a Christian Rap song the other day that used the Project Pat “Yeah Hoe” in the background but the cut off the hoe part and I thought “Man Project Pat really is that influential”

This bubble is going to be worse than Enron or anything we have ever seen and I have no faith in Sam Altman to show up for when the moment comes because all he knows how to do is burn through cash!!

Or why I opened that browser tab to search for something.

I’ve long time learned it’s hard to separate the art from the artists when I learned about Aaron Hall and I just can never play “I miss you” anymore.

Yt people really all collectively said let’s walk around and talk like Borat for a few years, and these are supposed to be the leaders of this country.

Khalid really popped out with this Pop and it got heat for the Theys and Gays. I love it! And if we being honest his writing trumps that showgirl out there…

I feel like I should have had to yell “Hey Papo!” to get one of these.

I remember when I moved down here and I told people where I lived they would say “Oh you up by those rich folks.” And I would be like nah….Then tonight I see someone pull up with his McLaren to grab some food and all I can think of is…

I felt so bad for him 😭😭

I know for a fact I have never watch Grease and I don’t think I have ever see Gone with the wind.

I’m gonna need the Father Stretch My Hand by tomorrow morning.

I want yall to know that my disdain for the CMO of this league runs DEEP!! This shot here should be what we see with MJ and Ehlo or Russell and it won’t be…Blasted jerk!

I hate that he turned out to be a weirdo and an abuser because the concept that Marilyn Manson laid out in “Dope Show” explains perfectly how social media is so performative.

I’m really getting excited that we are about to renovate my home in JA.

Sounds about right

I recommend at least once a year you have a “Don’t worry about that!” Paycheck…where when you come home it’s already understood “Don’t even worry about it…”

Listen. You will do all this and then draw the line at farting in front of someone. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Not saying you have to but come on.

You really gotta be on high alert if she uses “🥹”…this only leads to folding

I’m gonna be an awesome CMO when the time comes…

I’m exhausted but I’m heading to bed. I need to be up hella early again. I got a very big day at the office.

when Bun B said “Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch”

Dubai chocolate is a hustle.

If you got old family around, record them. You lose so much oral history when they pass from stories to hyper-local history that adds color to your region. Nothing fancy, just ask, listen and record.

I knew there was an origin to the previous skeet and I was not prepared for it to be this!! Ma’am your are WILD 😂😂 This is “We were having a good time then they started buckin” scenario lol.

No Hands. Too many instances where I should not be sitting here today. However, God protects fools and children 😂

Absolutely!! “No Bells” by Cousin Stizz…Because the way my elders prayers preserved my life 😂😂. The amount of weapons that were aimed, fired and formed against me lol.