My dog Wade is for sure in there

Make sure the prayers are thick and full

But the checks cleared sooooooo…

Cut them off I need to get better at it my damn self

Whatever 4 rum & cokes and 5 beers create Strong tipsyness?

Post game keeping it going #FuckWork

So it’s Elementary day at the ballpark. This place is a madhouse but I love the kids enthusiasm for the game

Fuck work

My concept of time is so fucked up I thought “damn that didn’t happen a year or two ago?” It was 2020

😂😂😂

Damn RIP Zander

The way that shit would have turned into a piñata in my eyes

Sucks to suck bro 😂

The data center said that???

Saw something on IG where a Amazon driver wears flip flops and includes her feet in the delivery pics because she gets bigger tips 🫠

😂😂😂

It's ironic how posts that end with "thoughts?" always have absolutely no thought behind them

Born n raised in the county of Dade

Does the IRS take Affirm

“I’d love to see this bullet go through your forehead. Weird.”

#6 pissed me off

One word: ownership

It just looks like all most of them did was remove the outlines from the numbers But that alternate Ravens helmet??? 😮‍💨

Just saw Target is doing a Pokémon collab and from what I’ve seen, so many of you are going to “make an exception” This is preemptive shame

Sending them to therapy ain’t a magic bullet either. You see how some just weaponize the new lingo they learn

This is one of those “shut up and pat yourself on the back” days Do I want to make pancakes or a BEC?

Oh my only meeting for the day got moved to Tuesday

😂

I’m embarrassed to admit I want to see that Street Fighter movie

Did Bluesky get cracked last night bc she’s acting different.

Lfg

Ping Pong ball me up!!!

Lottery or another game? BBQ or mildew?

Holy shit

Damn shame some of the most in-depth interviews were had over some damn hot wings

Ok, taxes done

"Your Grandma gotta DoorDash" sounds like an 80s schoolyard insult.

No because Walton is interesting outside of basketball

Fuck it I’m going to the Play-In game tomorrow

how adults colonize every third space and remove young people — including the Internet link: dragon-in-a-fez.tumblr.com/post/8134647...

Aye man, Bullseye is nothing to fuck with

Our boy Drew Titsworth (00) is back to work

He gonna be staring at the ceiling all night

On one leg holy shit

The Heat better not stink it up to end the season and then still somehow make the playoffs