I just realized it’s Thursday This is fantastic news

He just dunked on the whole city of Memphis

✅

Maybe he pays for this treatment

Buddy that shot Chuckle could probably no scope that bitch from twice the distance

Frank Sinatra when Nancy Reagan left the party:

Tell Mekaneck to STFU

Damn that’s crazy

Take that shit to Arby’s

If this is really him, damn we old

“Show me your friends, I’ll show you your future”

Snackolator on IG got me looking like Baby D knowing when all the new shit coming out

The hate keeps us alive, word to Dabi

Tiramisu because fuck coffee

Every few minutes while scrolling “I’m clapping, I’m praising…” 😂😂😂

Buffalo chicken tender pub sub

She said make a shitty snack wrap and shut the fuck up

Won’t hurt to kick the tires on this one tbh

Titties aren’t pointy enough Reduce the polygons and give us the cones we grew up on

How much did you think they were going to give you? Shit from a prorated angle, they giving you more than they should

Leonardo DiCaprio has stopped using Wikipedia.

When you get a half gallon at Bojangles and it’s still warm >>>

Wait, I don’t have auto update set for this app so why I got the “What’s Up” shit at the top?

Now reading:

😂😂😂

Sixers started cutting the lead and the Cavs hit them on the nose with a newspaper

Good idea

Some the wimmenz are unhinged at the moment “I will do anything for love, but I won’t do THAT” 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

I was driving through my neighborhood and the school bus was letting kids off. Two things: 1. 12:45 felt pretty early for kids to be getting dropped off 2. Didn’t know Crocs and slides were ok to wear in school

Or…OR the amount of faces that have gone unpunched has gotten out of hand

Talk to me niiiiceee

Brave af if you drink tap water in South Florida

So with the real nasty weather coming to MN, water guns might be insanely effective And how pussy would they look crying “they were spraying us with…WATER 😢”

Man wtf

Y’all surprised about THIS Ludacris???

Her kid found out shit is different at school huh? 😂

Easiest recession indicator is seeing how many more WP are shopping at Aldi and are not happy about it 😂😂😂

That puts a nice bow on things 😂

I hate getting my pupils dilated Now I gotta drive home looking like a senior citizen

Lemme set up this 501(c)(3) before I answer

“The War on Protein” he said, about the country that swapped a bun for two pieces of chicken

I should have gone to the range during lunch 🫤

BC/AD

hold on now, let him cook

And now it all makes sense

Panthers keeping it interesting

😂😂😂

I might side with Ronald on this one Why the fuck did anyone think this was any kind of real meat?

Got the mailer for the new Charlotte Symphony schedule and I might have to check this out