Tequila shots and Cutwater. Will I make it to work tomorrow? Find out on the next episode of Drinking Ball Z.

Count your days George Clooney

Not Rodney Jerkins!!! 😳

Niggas is c**ning who ain’t never c**ned before!

I was supposed to go to Vegas this past weekend I didnt end up going because flights were either inconvenient or cost too damn much. Why is it hard to find a flight during the day time from the east coast that isnt two days of travel or $2000?!?!

They need to give me a flight deal its the flights!!!

I know reeta and the rest of the raven crew cursing all up and down that stadium

They on the 1 yard line and have Lamar Jackson...it could all be so simple...but they rather make it hard 😩

Lol the twerk 🤣

Drink your water

As she should 🤷🏽‍♀️

Now when that girl lob a shoe at her Jheri curl ass head, I don’t wanna hear nothing

Them people dont read beyond the old testament smh

I know God is truly working on me because I got so angry today but instead of snapping i went to take a minute to find peace and listen to gospel music. I feel better now and I didnt curse 😌

Im so mad I heard this 😂

The world i truly wish to live in 🤗

When they drop the bass and the solo starts on "I Give Myself Away"... its really like a private testimony 😭

When you have Jonathan Taylor on your fantasy team ☺️

Well that should've been a td for Terry smh..but I'll take th td Bill #RaiseHail #HTTC

Jaylin Lane!!! We knew you had it in you rook!! #HTTC #RaiseHail

It hurts to laugh. Omg. 🤣🤣🤣

Babyface just played a medley of songs and babyyyyy so many people owe him their careers and he only did the ones that went number 1 on Billboard 😅

Im at this concert and baby there's no way the DeBarge family shouldn't be one of the wealthiest families in music 😭

Much like Amazon but this rage is misplaced just a tad. Gotta go for the network stations and their sponsors. Disney is being extorted by the FCC

Fyi this has not been voted on. With everything going on for folks to still try to create rage engagement is crazy smh

Well there's a shocker...Robert White is running for Congress instead of Mayor. Im surprised he wants such a powerless seat for someone who's so vocal

Brandy-Folded>>>>>> Her voice fits that song perfectly 👌🏼

At happy hour I had a caesar salad, 3 lamb chops, 4 wings and idk how many shots. Went to the speak easy and had another shot and a aperol spritz...why am I hungry at 10:45pm??!! 😫

My friend just sent me a photo of one of her classmates in Korea talking about real yaki hair and the way I cackled

The genes in that family are so serious...I'll give them that lol

Im about to watch #LoveIslandGames just for Tyrique. That man aint nothing but pure entertainment and Americans just dont know how much of a menace he is but they gonna find out lmfaooo

I have no patience today and my team is experiencing what its like when I dont.... I am a very solutions and get it done type. Please dont whine to me about problems I already asked you to solve 😭

Ive already ate my breakfast and lunch, had tea and now drinking a Celsius in the 3 hours I've been at work if anyone wonders how stressful my day is going 🙃

We not gonna win this thing if folks keep folding

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Im the type that dont even like when your hair is cut lower than I like.... And idc how often I change my hairstyle...we are not the same 😅

All I know is of i get home and there's a beard missing so am I until it comes back 🤷🏽‍♀️

Telling homegirl to unplug her man and plug him back in cause he shaved his beard & shapeshifted is somw of the funniest mess I have seen since this whole beard shaving fad started. So I guess No Shave November ended before it could begin, huh?

Fall really did break down the door this week 😭

And asking is she pregnant by her ex husband is wild work

Thats it that's all!

I know Demeco is pissed but you cant take them timeouts with you 😭

NOT COOKIE MONSTER LORD!

Lmfaooo idk what happened today but I been laughing for the last hour because of my skyline. Whats wrong with yall?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

At ACME University we earned our toon degree...

Mmhhmm...

Gilmore Girls had lost me at a point but Charmed had me and my mama in a choke hold. Especially when they started running it in the morning...everybody in the house late lol

The first US-born leader of the Catholic church singled out the Tesla chief as an example of the kind of wealth he said was undermining 'the value of human life, of the family, of the value of society' on.ft.com/4653oC8

A bop!