I want you to know I just googled “did Jesus ever bite anyone.” but I’m going to say yes, Jesus was a zombie in the traditional sense (brought back to life to do stuff), not in the modern sense (milling about, eating brains)

How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽

“You ain’t raise your voice at that nigga that beat you up”

Niggas got weak backs and they skip leg day. Hell nah they can’t fight.

8

This. Part.

Ask.

You know what’s wild to me? Actually…nevermind

Cool cool cool cool cool cool

Carlton is a dummy… #beyondthegates

They smoking dicks (I want them tho)😫

not gonna quote because it looks like dunking sometimes but people have got to reevaluate the image they have in their heads of what a "corporate" job looks like. PLENTY of people in corporate office positions make lateral pay with like cashiers and some blue collar jobs.

I adulted so hard today. Please clap for me. Gym @ 6:30 AM Car serviced Worked 2 jobs Played taxi driver to my child Did my school work Made dinner Filed my taxes Got enough protein I SAID CLAP

She should be here. Damn, I miss her.

You wanna read about why you don’t want an Adam?

Yes. 75% of the music my child listens to and loves predates her and about 50% of it predates me 😂

"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh

Whole phone in dark mode fym??

Everything

America wants you skinny as humanly possible, broke, and Addicted to gambling.

Andre: lol imagine if I was getting married Pimp C: I live up to my real name Bun B: I too, would like to live up to that name Big Boi: let me tell you why child support some bullshit

@alexandragg.bsky.social Happy birthday my love!! I pray today and the year to come bring you much joy, peace, and abundance. 💜✨

Happy Birthday!! @cerromerussell.blacksky.app

Gene can KISS my ASS.

Work done. Now I gotta go to work.

All seriousness, I just want joy and folks who are close to me to have joy with me too. We're not here for a long time.

Jacob…what the actual hell? #beyondthegates

(Shanice’s floor is not the emergency room) #BeyondtheGates

youtu.be/AxksIQWC_aE?... Let me know what you think tho

I love that yall are rich. It makes me happy. I wanna be like yall when I grow up

It’s Tuesday. Do not let that man WYD you to death if he’s not puttin em on the glass.

Fascinating experience to tell other doctors and APPs that I refuse to use Al bc the data centers are harming Black people & they say "yea I get that, but it really helps me care for my patients" Oh.

Re: loyalty test. Just bc you think he’s cute doesn’t mean your girl does.

Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.

but that's why i just...stop participating in shit. you can, too. hurt a lil bit, like a tattoo, but then you get used to it & find ways to do more

Per that LRS. Nigerian men will do it too, but you need the evolved variant. Or be willing to stomach him if he’s not. Ime, Nigerian men are tricks. **pls do not get tricked by them, however. Get the bread, get the head, and leave (with OUT a baby).

I need to go my ass to the gym

Found an apartment I like enough to apply. Help me pay for movers?

Chat,

On me:

I am exhausted

💯

Its now posted on YouTube as well. youtu.be/G6FuWd4wNd8?...

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Aight man…