I wanna say my phone because it has music and books and games. But I might just take a nap

Butthole cramps are the worst.

I wish everybody kept this same energy with Black women when over 300k of them lost their jobs because of bullshit rollbacks...

You not wearing any pannies???

A day for us all to just SATchoassdown

I need to eat

A few minutes. Until the initial shock/tightness of bracing myself for the fall wears off

My fave part of living in a small city is wearing shirts like this to events

HISTORY MADE 🏆 A’ja Wilson is the 2025 WNBA Kia Most Valuable Player — the first player in league history to win 4 MVPs. #KiaMVP | #WelcometotheW

WGDE!!!!

So so many black people dont understand the tuskegee experiment

You know…it really pisses me off looking at headlines about this “administration” and what they’re doing because in 2016 I said “this is going to get nazi Germany/WWIII levels of bad” and everybody said “no, that’ll never happen. They can’t do that”

MORNING SHOW GOT BEYONCÉ MONEY!?

Before yall tell me to leave. Autumn is the official season of butt stuff. Get you some cider and relax and just slip into it.

Steak and eggs for breakfast (I know it’s noon. Mind your business)

Who wants to come help me pull up carpet?

😂

The misinformation surrounding the Untreated Syphilis Study at Tuskegee is some of the most damaging info that has even been communicated to my ppl. And that slip up in the facts is literally killing us.

Them napkin color ppl are not going to vote towards a future where your kids opportunities could be equal to or greater than their own. I’m not fooled because they playing Ying Yang twins in the car. A girl said “All it takes is a dougie” and she wasn’t lying. They do one dance and y’all bricked up🤢

80s/90s babies, I need yall's help. I'm tryna put together a playlist of the best Rap/R&B collabs. I need your favorite R&B song featuring a rapper with a verse (not just ad-libs or a hook) OR a rap song featuring an R&B artist on the hook, verse and/or bridge. I got a few, but I need more!

Disclaimer: Today's a day where I might take a deep breath and ignore you, or I might drop a house on your sister.

and tbh that was slight bc i only ordered an entree and two drinks. if i had ordered apps too??

I made mayonnaise. It’s delicious. If I’d thought about it I would have added garlic and called it aioli, but alas…there’s always next time

Bend over and pick that Bible up.

Well, now I want a steak…

It’s worth it, yall!!!

All reading matters

So I did a thing friends. I started a consulting firm. A space to amplify voices in the family and children’s world. We partner with educators, professionals and creators to grow their impact while keeping kids and families at the heart. Ready to Bloom with us?🌸

I hope nothing good happens to List: Stephen A Smith Josh Allen (not his fault it’s the media fault) The Atlanta Falcons Alabama Crimson Tide Emmanuel Acho Tyler Perry and his movies and shows

I’m hungry

illiteracy & the movies. maxineayawrites.com/blog/2025post29

I’m a mean, hateful, miserable auntie and yall ain’t tell me!?

see also: A BOOKIE-BOOKIE-BOO

Dear Heavenly Father…

He always looks like he could be Batman’s nemesis.

Hey y’all @britneyslewis.bsky.social Blood Moon novel is currently outselling Twilight and made number 1 on NYTBS. Can we be louder about it on here. For fans of Twilight/The Vampire Diaries #blackbooksky

All I wanna do on September 19 2025 is run my errands in my gym pannies and an oversized sweatshirt. But NOOOOOOOOO I can’t do that. Why? You ask. BECAUSE ITS A MILLION BILLION DEGREES OUTSIDE

“Look at me! I drive a cybertruck!” more like “Look at me! I’m dumb as fuck!”

Man, this man broke his phone yesterday and found me on Facebooking sent me a message to let me know. 😂 Mind you, he found my college page and not my real one but that means he searched hard Not talking to someone that you're actively trying to build something with is absolutely a CHOICE

And that’s that on that 🤷🏽‍♀️

I thread these periodically because so many people block me when i do that i want to make sure i get all of you off my feed. If my words make your chest hot, it's wiser to block me than to engage. I don't discuss or debate the humanity of marginalized people and i don't gaf how you feel about it.

I cannot stress this enough: LOG OFF TODAY & FIND YOUR JOY. Everything is a focused distraction to make you think despair is inevitable. I’m about to log off shortly cuz Spirit been told me I’ve been on here too long already. I’m supposed to be writing, so that’s what I’m gone do.

"Listen to black women" is what really seemed to anger a segment of liberals whose policies kept losing elections. Like "just because we keep losing doesn't mean we don't know what we are doing." and you don't even recognize what you are. "At least we don't ACTIVELY hate you!" Yeah man...thanks?

There’s some great new music today, but I implore you to remember the classics. youtu.be/xt5ghXdq6Z0?...

Hard. Of. Reading. HeppmeLord!

Why is Cam Newton wearing his hair on top of his hat?