🕯️Manifesting 🕯️

....a rage almost all the time.

LMAO @me searching “zest” in the gifs and HELLLLAAA gifs of that Canadian boy came up

You’re not fully clean until you’re Zestfully clean!

Everybody with that parasite:

🥺🥺 But…

there is an intrinsic risk you accept as an elective participant in nature. flora and fauna do not cease to exist simply because you walked in the party?????

I finally listed some goddesses that have just been hanging out in my room! And they’re already in carts. And two have been bought!! Don’t miss out 😘🥰 theresinbae.etsy.com

Lemme gon’ head and rewatch The Newsroom. This is one of, if not thee first scene of this whole series. 😎

LMAO at me knowing exactly what pic this was referring to and saying “Ain’t nobody worried about AD ass” 😂

Your Kids Also Need To See YOU Reading Because It Establishes Reading As A Normal Activity And Not Just For School.

Multiple times a day!

Me all day:

Funny thing about buddy is someone I knew that worked with him on Capitol Hill said he was nothing like his media personality and he was actually kind and didn't actually believe a lot of the things he was saying. I said that actually makes him even more of a disgusting person.

Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell in hell trying to get the attention of Ronald Reagan

I have actual tears in my eyes because I can hear this video without clicking on it. Y’all bout to be on one today 😭😭😭😭

Barefoot at the gas station nasty

I am thinking of you… In my sleepless solitude tonight…

Why would you do that, Sharon?

This is from an article about endometriosis being diagnosed in cisgendered MALES… When the fuck will it be enough that a woman says “this shit hurts/is killing me and no, it’s not *just* a bad period” Like…fucking fuck it all to hell

THIS

Know how to flip that money 3 ways. Bring that back too.

Twinsies

Chili and cheese OR o just want a burnt —burn it some more— naked hot dog Straight off the grill

Me:

Apparently yes. I don’t have a “way” that I can really explain

HARDCORE PARKOUR!

You ever been in so much pain you could taste it?

My new article I was featured in is out

*ahem* A man just shopped my Instacart order. He got all 15 items without substitution. Thank you universe 🥹

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*checks all the places where money can go* They did not

Idk if I ever went “viral” on the bird…maybe once?

Idk why people carrying loose babies through the airport is funny to me, but it is

Chilllllle he could eat a dick! 😂 I do not care

The number of people just coughing into the wide open ass air is making me want to puke

Cosign! I love mine

Kiley Jenner (I do believe I can beat that ninja turtle built bitch AND fake Professor X but I wouldn’t want to be that close to either of them)

Baby!!! Gizzard me DAOWN

If sounds make you wanna beat people up…get you some loop earplugs. I got the Switch 2 and baby! My airport anxiety has been greatly reduced. I also love them for in the gym when I’m w my trainer and not listening to music.

Just hit me that my baby is graduating HS in May. Somebody come get me off this floor

Anyway, I’m having surgery in 20 days and I guess I’ll need a few things for recovery. If you wanna help a real nigga get better in comfort, I’d appreciate it www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

Thank you to anyone who has gotten anything off the list so far. There are still a few items I need, If you got it, I’d appreciate it 💜

Who has 2 thumbs, is wide awake and has to be UP at 6:30 and out the house by 7:15 in the morning? It’s me.

Testing testing 1,2,3