I didn’t think I was a cat person, until I started going to this one hair lady and she had this little black cat that would always pop out as soon as she heard me in the room. I was the only client she would allow to pet her.

More kissing in 2026.

I need to tell y'all something. Nobody cares who you're cutting off in 2026. Just do it.

I literally just put myself on troll protocol cause I got big girl bills now. So…”doing it all myself” which really is gonna mean…”just being ugly”

The first 3 words you see will define your 2026. Money Wine New Car Amen.

I’m in the BEST company, wow thank you 🥹

Jean Grae is ABSOLUTELY a genius. And the music is a very minor example. Her comedy, writing, fashion knowledge and sense...a gift to humans tbh

I hope the people who find joy in helping others have an amazing week.

AND ANOTHER THING, WHILE I'M AT IT: ENOUGH WITH THESE BULLSHIT CLAIMS THAT AI CAN REPLACE HUMAN TRANSLATORS!!! Translation is *not* the science of finding the perfect definition of a word from a foreign language and putting that definition into the text. Translators translate, of course. But!

To be frank, I’m gonna toot my own horn. Me. I’ve created stuff that I didn’t even know was possible. I’m definitely a baker genius.

Thats a long list: but to name a few lol My mama At least 5 of my closest friends My kid Angela Basset Beyoncé

First initial. Middle initial. Last name.

❤️❤️❤️

I just ordered a salad that I really hope changes my life 😂

IDGAF what you do for a living, how do you treat people??

Yes, it’s not my fault yall don’t know quality when you see it

Name a woman you consider a genius

Same, tbh 😂

Yall thought I was short!?

What y’all doin?

why is she never paying tribute to the icons from the uk or nigeria?

This isn’t about intelligence. It’s about habits. And the habits we’re forming are reshaping language, attention, and truth itself.

Texts replace conversations. Emojis replace clarity. People struggle to express needs, boundaries, and emotions in full sentences. Poor reading comprehension leads to assumptions, overreactions, and unnecessary conflict. Messages are read emotionally, not accurately.

Instead of articulating discomfort, people ghost. Silence becomes easier than explanation. Bios, follows, prompts, memes, gifs, picture threads, and DMs reward wit over substance. Depth feels “too much” too soon.

Ben Folds shivered upon reading this post

a better look at something ugly for why!

A request. And I know y'all hate requests, but (if you have the capacity) please bring more joy online and offline and everywhere. Folks have it rough and joy makes that easier. A working theory. And I'm fine dying on this dumb ass tiny hill.

Ain’t too much changed but the hair

Whoever said that man looked like he snuck onto earth. Also the person who said Michael rapaport looks like he wakes up from the dead every morning And the when someone said that this lady looks like she tosses her wig in the air and runs up under it every morning

You get so much more out of a woman when you are not being lazy with attention, affection, and intention.

“To live is to trouble others. Your death will trouble everyone who loves you. It’s proof of a life well lived.” -Dr. Vegapunk

First day and first principle of Kwanzaa: Umoja (Unity): To strive for and to maintain unity in the family, community, nation, and race. 🔥 🟥🟥🟥⬛🟩🟩🟩

Starting tonight it's me and @cerromerussell.blacksky.app all weekend DMV

Happy Kwanzaa yall!

12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”

Bad bitches sync up!

I’m so sleepy, but I gotta finish catching up in #BeyondTheGates lol

Yea

Presents: opened Cousins: Walked Food: happening

Murry Chrimmuh! 😂🎄🎁❄️

😂😂😂

I made a cranberry ginger syrup and a lemon mint syrup for today’s French 75 bar and did a lil gin sour as a taste test for it 🔥🔥🔥. The zero proof version for the kid is also vv delicious.

Danita, it’s Christmas!!!

Merry Chrimmuh, yall

Merry Christmassss

WHO BREEED YA

Merry Chrimmuh, yall

🤝

Egg nog nasty. Coquito, too… Love yall! Happy Christmas