I am so wide awake. This is crazy

I might have to work on Halloween and I hate that for me

Came home and bestie was asleep, I’ve never been so bored..

Go to WAR for em and I’ll never understand it.

the black employee post meeting meet up is universal ☝🏿

“I work best alone, except when it comes to sex “

I need some sunglasses

If you *don’t* see this as loser behavior coming from the President, who recently disparaged Spain, well…buddy, I got some news for you…

This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.

I haven’t been on WhatsApp in a long time, that’s how I know things have changed.

I will delete that later

Shout out to Spain!

I need to get rid of some clothes for real

Honestly I don't think you need to preface your post about the Odyssey with "spoiler alert". The book (well actually, epic poem) has been around for 3000 years.

And this aside, every school doesn’t have the same curriculum. They could just be reading a different set of “classics”

I understand that it sucks to have to read a book you didn't choose as a kid but when people are like 40 and still going, "well assigned reading turned me off from reading" it's like, ok but you're 40. No one has assigned you a book in like 20 years.

DO YOUR WIFE LOVE YOU STILL???

The FDA said a sample of shredded iceberg lettuce supplied by ‌Taylor Farms that is not part of the current recall tested positive for the parasitic illness

Winter is coming

Everyone who isn’t us is an enemy

Ducks and duck-adjacent animals are so funny to me

I’m gonna sleep so good tonight

5 hours…

I’m going to see The Odyssey again, I can feel it. That was a great movie

The funniest think about this vegetable incident is it isn’t even a wild conspiracy. This is just the logical conclusion of defanging the FDA and the CDC and pretty much every other scientific body at the same time. This was evitably inevitable.

Mamdani left soccer field lights on all night…..the lights usually go off at 10pm. They set a camera up and guess what they saw?? Residents playing soccer with their friends ALL NIGHT. One man said how much he loved it because his friends work late and can’t get to the field before 10pm.

Cc: @empressfatface.bsky.social There are more of us out there!

7:30am: egg white omelette with mushrooms 10am: apple 12pm: cut up fruit with yogurt 3pm: banana 6pm: grilled chicken with salad (light dressing) 8pm: frozen yogurt 830pm: 2 cookies 845pm: 4 cookies 850pm: 8 cookies 9pm: bag of Doritos 930pm: Big Mac and fries

I’m so glad I live during the time of air conditioning

I have a number of mini personal projects that I’m working on. Most of them take me out of my comfort zone and I think I need that.

"The only thing worse than getting old, is not getting old" 🤷🏿‍♂️

Make time for your loved ones.

18 years??!?!

I think my next class should be human sexuality

I should go to bed soon

It’s later than I thought

Lindsey Graham:

I feel like I’ve been talking all day. I hate that for me

I need some vegetables (pronounced veggie tables)

What’s for dinner tonight??

Someone in the comments said Netflix should name it Sista Sister

I hate that wet wrist feeling after washing my hands

Bold move!

Here comes the rain

You cried in front of me, you died in front of me. Calabasas took your bitch and your pride in front of me…

If that ain't the goddamn truth...

I’m okay

I can’t wait until I have money for things