What's my type? Anyone who will talk to me.

I'm an adult, but it appears that I'm not the type of adult who chews quietly.

Please take all my posts seriously. In particular when I talk about Santa being a racist and the Easter Bunny being gay.

I lost the 3:48 am battle for the covers and now in the ER with possible broken ribs and a concussion.

A short preview of a powerful podcast interview that is to be released on November 11. youtube.com/live/SO0vV7Z...

There was a time when I froze when someone asked if I was Jewish. open.substack.com/pub/willieha...

Took a selfie today and I didn't even share it on the internet

Whoever developed turkey bacon probably also developed coffee whitener. Both crimes against humanity.

With Thanksgiving here, this is my best advice. The best way to manage unruly family at a holiday dinner, is to baste the turkey with CBD oil. Keeps the bird moist and the guests calm.

Looks around. I'm glad that we're leaving the world in good hands.

Why would anyone be apprehensive?

Welcome to Bluesky where a lack of knowledge never disqualifies you expressing a strong opinion.

It's called a 12-hour Tylenol Cold and Flu tablet because it takes 12 hours to get the tablet out of the blister pack.

Me: I'm got vertigo. WebMD: Vaginal discharge can be caused by a number of conditions. Me:

Tonight @jewinacanoe.bsky.social and I will be talking about Holocaust denial in the digital age as part of Holocaust Education Week. It’s a scary time out there, to be sure, but there is still cause for hope. Please join us at 7:30pm EST. wl.donorperfect.net/weblink/WebL...

Waking up in darkness on a Monday is Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell.

Have you ever fallen down and too tired to get up? So you ask someone to bring you a blanket so you can at least be comfortable.

There should be separate grocery stores for people who know how to dress and behave in a public place.

Often I read a post and think that is written by a twisted soul. Then I hit send.

I am 72. I discovered that men's life expectancy is 76 and for women it's 81. So, I decided that I'm transitioning.

Have you ever wondered about the origin of your last name? This what I found out about my family. open.substack.com/pub/willieha...

Christmas music should be starting any minute now.

My car technology is making me nuts. Telling me I almost hit someone or I'm going too fast. It's like always having my wife in the car all the time!

Today is the perfect day for some Smashing Pumpkins.

Every Game 7 needs a good bench clearing. #WANTITALL

Read about my podcast series, trip to NYC, Holocaust denial webinar and more. open.substack.com/pub/willieha...

I hope this email finds Amelia Earhart.

When I run out of candy on Halloween night, I'm going to hand out mugs that my wife has crammed into our kitchen cabinets.

The entire year we tell kids to never take candy from strangers. On Halloween, hey look at how creepy this house is. Knock on their door.

Marriages that don't lead to divorce end in death. So pick your poison.

It's been 32 years since Joe Carter had his dramatic walk off homerun to win the World Series. We are just one win away from doing it again. This win is for all of Canada. Everyone is behind this team and Canadians need something to feel good about. 2025 has not been easy.

An absolutely delightful book!! I highly recommend it! 😍💗💗💗

Constantly scrolling for my birth year has left me with carpel tunnel syndrome.

Weed ✅ Margot Robbie ❌ Dirty cop ✅ Pet cow ✅ Jet setting hero ❌ Bible thumpers ✅ Gangsters and grannies ✅ Dark comedy ✅ Amazon ✅ Kindle Unlimited ✅

A neighbour is either putting up his Christmas lights early or finally taking them down.

Me: There is some really dark inside me I need to share. Therapist: Jeez, there's more? Me: Yes. It's important I get this out. It's been tearing me apart. Therapist: Wow, look at the time. Hold that thought and we'll continue at our next session.

Inappropriate pol ✅ Taylor Swift ❌ Muse ✅ Ses scandal ✅ Knight in white armor ❌ One character is me ✅ Matt Damon ❌ Dark comedy ✅ Amazon ✅ Kindle Unlimited ✅

If they shrink the Halloween treats anymore, I'll need tweezers to hand them out.

If the Blue Jays win the World Series this weekend, how much higher are the tariffs going up?

Extraterrestrials ✅ Ice hockey ❌ Potatoes ✅ Espresso ✅ Sidney Sweeney ❌ Lippy bots ✅ Matt Damon ❌ Space spoof✅ Amazon ✅ Kindle Unlimited ✅

Is there some rule I don't know about that after I buy something online I have to receive emails from that company for the rest of my life like we've become best friends?

I can be your emotional support Canadian but there will be tariffs involved.

I just cleaned my car interior with a leaf blower. There's nothing more empowering for a man.

For Halloween I'm wearing a tin foil hat and no mask. That's right, I'm going as RFK Jr.

...and when we wanted to buy things we would drive over to places called department stores that are like Amazon except there would be people there to help you...

Starbucks barista: Grande Nitro cold brew for *snicker* Willie Handler. Me: SB: Is there a Willie Handler here? I'm looking for Willie Handler. *everyone is now snickering* Me: *inconspicuously walks out of the cafe*

Ring doorbell: There's someone at the front door. Me: Tell them to go away.

My most precious assets. open.substack.com/pub/willieha...

Sigh, it's always the Penguins.

Barista: What can I get you? Me: Small coffee with milk and sugar. Barista: You mean an Americano. Me: No , just a small coffee. Barista: Like a Caffe Misto? Me: No! I just want a small coffee with milk and sugar! Is that possible? Barista: Sir, have you tried Tim Hortons?