There hasn't been a single time this man hasn't tried to Christianity shame/fear monger only to reveal that he knows precisely dick about religion in general. If I were to go for a 20 minute walk? I would pass 5 churches & two of them bitches would be of the mega variety. Stop the cap, dog.

this thread is brought to you by the time i told my partner about how napoleon sounded "fascinating" and he replied "no he just sounds autistic" and i then spent several hours trying to prove him wrong and only ended up compiling a list of various sensitivities he had or rigid routines he kept

"We were all about AI until companies started building supercomputers that put out opinion pieces titled "What is a pedophile really & does it make Trump a bad person? by Ross Douthat."

You should see the frog in the top hat...

The GOP is so desperate that they're using lawsuits to commit election interference. This is why I knew they couldn't pull off a full authoritarian takeover. They're too stupid to fascism.

A rule created by men & women that couldn't tell the difference between the Bible from a copy of Green Eggs & Ham. Awesome.

Someone wanna tell Dan Patrick what the establishment clause is or are we just gonna have our grandkids see this & ask us how we let people this fuckin stupid/dishonest run america without getting fact checked at every turn?

Me hearing @jmothemermaid.bsky.social fall to her knees screaming NOOOOO all the way from here in Georgia...

The guy who sells bibles, but can't name his favorite passage is saying this.

PRIDE reminder that if you've got some coin, toss some into the plate of trans journalists telling trans stories from trans perspectives, because the transphobic corporate media sure as fuck isn't going to do it.

The bat signal is more subtle.

"Go play in traffic, Donald...don't play in my face."-Barack Obama.

The party of law & order is having a meeting to address the consequences of facing law & order. If this were anymore childish, it would be Calvin & Hobbes in the treehouse having a G.R.O.S.S. meeting.

They couldn't read the room if it had Alt Text.

Zohran dem-mogging the entire party has the centrists in a tizzy.

Has anyone seen the replies to his posts that are like this? It’s basically “Dear President Trump. I voted for you 3 times & you’re not doing what you promosed. (intentional. These folks can’t spell) Please fix America you said, I’ve sent you my first born please respond.

Walking back from my run & the cloud covered the sun at the same time as a long breeze hit…

In case anyone was wondering why republicans & even some democrats were trying everything in their power to stop Zohran Mamdani? Showing they could’ve done what he’s done, but opted to break promises, collect a check & keep people from realizing they have power is precisely why.

“Rules for thee, not for me.” & “We’re already setting up the rigged elections allegations” Headass. How IS that one party rule going for the Republicans btw, Mary?

He's making it clearly obvious that Democrats had the power to do good things for the people this entire time and they all chose not to and used the Republicans as an excuse. The game is over. Hakeem Jeffries can eat shit, by the way.

Do NOT do this everyone. Do NOT go to this skeet, scroll up, read the statement & respond to it with your true emotions.

The way they just cannot read the room to where I think said room needs to be in braille. Lol. Hell, I think the room needs alt text for these people.

You can see why I almost threw my fuckin phone when I read this milquetoast non struggle ass bullshit. To ignore the shameful actions this country has done to its own citizens instead of learning from said mistakes to achieve a more progressive/prosperous america is missing the point intentionally.

If you wanted to spot the folks to primary as they're exhibiting MAGA behavior?

Little Red Riding Hood: Grandma what big eyes you have! 65 year old Kylie Jenner: The bigger to spot a famous athlete/rapper with, my dear...

Don't get it twisted, y'all. They've reverted back to that Daddy Trump shit. "It's like Daddy's home & he's taking his belt off."-Mel Gibson. "DADDY'S HOME! AND HE PISSED!"-Tucker Carlson...and I'm gonna remind him of that every chance I get.

As per @mapleleafpro.bsky.social Joe Doering passed away today.

Don't waste your time arguing with members of dry lips Bluesky. If you licked your lips just now?

I love how they were told repeatedly that this plan wasn't going to work & how parents needed to be more involved in the safeguarding of their kids social media usage, ignored said people & now that it's failed, they're acting like it's this big surprise.

"Work ethic."-from the podcaster that has done little to nothing resembling work & failed upward. "Culture."-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! "Values."- See below.

All the best to the happy couple but... Zoinks, Scoob.

Someone has really gotta take Hegseth's iPhone away because he keeps downloading these stupid games from the app store...

So they may as well just remove the redactions because the DOJ is showing first day at law school levels of promise...

This man becoming a failed podcaster when this is all said & done cannot POSSIBLY happen fast enough…

I’m just gonna go out on a limb here, but maybe…just maybe…hiring a man that with all seriousness said that he instant transmission’d to a Waffle House shouldn’t have been done in the first fuckin place.

BREAKING: Judge Sullivan just granted my Motion for Preliminary Injunction, ordering Todd Blanche to produce TO THE PUBLIC, on or before July 2nd, specific UNREDACTED Epstein Files documents or show cause as to why they should not be produced. Details to come! www.courtlistener.com/docket/73246...

“Why don’t white people say “How do you like them apples?” Anymore?” A question that I have yet to get a satisfactory answer to.

Was this before they put the lime in the coconut? Makes just as much sense as what the fuck he said here.

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest if this exact question existed on Reddit. Not one bit. Hell, I’d bet they asked it on Quora because Redditors thought it was a troll & didn’t think anyone could be deadass about asking this question.

Let’s keep it a bean. This is code for “Either you guys foot the bill or we move to Vegas where we can stop being coy about how we’re part of an organization that has become subservient to gambling orgs.”

Itty Bitty officially has her own ICloud account where she can take pics of her toys & us, FaceTime, iMessage…all from the comfort of her own iPad under parental controls. She has messaged me 4 times via talk to text & FaceTimed me twice. Dear god, what have I unleashed upon the world…

I don’t care if he was there because he was visiting his side chick, the fuck is he doing in official meetings in Kuwait????

It’s always these dorks. Every time. If I was an immigrant & had to “Assimilate” I damn sure wouldn’t want to be this obnoxious ball bag.

I don’t think I need to go into detail about how elated I will be when they throw his goofy ass in prison.

That is literally what you do roughly 6 months out of the year, Rich. Get free money to stay at home & do nothing. Hell, I can argue how you do that even when you guys are AT work.

This is not only misinformation, but it’s also Stephen Miller saying “I am here for you” to the contingent of MAGA that flunked history & science. This is astoundingly archaic racism.

"Jewish Dems want to be a camp guard in the concentration camp" is a fine way to get Brad Lander Mamdaniesque numbers via saying the most preposterous shit imaginable. Spider-Man couldn't stick to the wall that the GOP is throwing every idea at.

Celebrity entitlement is bad enough, but the unquestioning devotion of some fans is what really makes me roll my fucking eyes.