I can’t hear the words “First things first” without my brain following it with “I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys” and then we’re off to the races.

Like—you SEE how close I’m gettin at this!

Fuck around and spend that game you came to watch, in detainment…

“Gotta catch me a lick” new vocal stim dropped

Elmo would never pocket shame. A REAL man of the streets.

😂😂😂

Aye—not enough people are starstruck, to my liking…

I know that this is a dire situation and we shouldn’t be laughing, but I really can’t help it; it took these mfs YEARS to finally realize what we’ve been screaming at them for just as long: this shit is too expensive.

We honestly should refer to them as “special moves” again, because words mean things. And to “finish”, is to end. If your finisher isn’t ending the match—well, it’s not much of a finisher and more of just a move that we know you best by, is it not?

The problem here is all of these people know they're in a race against the clock to get all of this done before the tide turns. And by "all of this," I basically mean the destruction of anything that could criticize the post-Constitutional technofeudalist society they're hastily trying to stand up.

I am so glad my tastebuds don’t make cilantro taste like soap.

Arthur Morgan’s grave if you die with high honor:

I’m just…so tired of these tech douchebags thinking they’re smarter than everyone, not realizing nobody likes them because they look dumb as hell, trying to be smarter than everyone else. First cryptocurrency, now AI—understand that *this* is why yall got bullied in school. That, and yall weird.

Just a bunch of bammas in the quotes and comments saying “…nnaaahh—they still gotta depend on us because they have to be able to track realness” and…yo—yall are really not getting it—yall really are arrogant mfs for thinking machines learning how to be human wouldn’t eventually turn on us.

Cookie Monster out for blood

Shit, 5’9 or so…

Who is Abdullah the Butcher

Who is newest Hollywood Walk of Fame inductee Keith David?

Who is the Monstars version of Shawn Bradley from Space Jam?

who is biz markie?

Who is Shock G

Who is Cowboy Bob Orton

Who is Jerome Bettis?

Who is Bam Bam Bigelow?

Who is Antonio Inoki?

Who is The Big Bossman?

Who is John Amos?

Who is Luis Guzman?

Who is Popeye Jones

Who is Shabba Ranks?

(Buzzer) Who is Antonio Fargas?

I—look, am I laughing? Hard as shit, but seriously, I do *not* like this one bit…

Aye man. I know stand-up didn’t work out for him…he needs a sketch show lmao

We just watched the US elect a racist pedophile twice. When it comes to white men, the only thing that makes them unelectable is supporting policy that would help anyone else other than white people. Outside of that, the US majority of the US electorate doesn’t give a shit.

Me when they hit me with one of these:

My toxic trait is that I have food in the fridge but I don’t want that.

I’m mad at myself because I set out to cook dinner 30 minutes ago, and I’ve just been too lazy to make this burger and fries…

my bad lemme hop back on

Something about forgiving those who trespass, but I can’t call it…

Is that right? They’d do numbers at GCW…

She be lookin like her own ponytail be knockin her out…

trump to ted cruz:

I’ll tell you what—the first like, 3 seasons of Martin was a legendary run lol

Oh, so you too remember that period of time when he was wrestling in the V-Neck and track pants one? You know ball. Lol

Man, Idk, I had a PlayStation and would go over friends’ houses just to play No Mercy.

lizard just fell from a tree right in front of my feet then scurried away

such a penchant- its ALL they research when looking into ancient archaelogy. Do we know the true history of the Mayans or Aztecs besides their claims of human sacrifices and cannibalism? Nope because the colonizers destroyed as much of it as possible... Same with the Moors. invasive ass species

Nononono—come back—you ain’t gonna just drop this and think you’re gonna get away with it…when your girl look like Jesse Pinkman. Lmao