Do what the nice man tells you before he shows up at your job with the Sub-Zero Nike fit and shames you stylishly.

On top of all the other reasons Spotify is bad, the thing that tells you what age you are is stupid because literally everyone listens to music that was made in the past because that’s all that exists.

Devil Jin bc why choose Evil Ryu when we have Akuma at home

Make sure I maintain my notion of worth to myself, and 100% guarantee I get paid no less than twice that amount to leave the house.

some folks will do anything to sound well read except for reading any books

And since you asked, it's this one.

Waiting for a chance to be mean to somebody is not healthy. Carrying that energy and thinking somebody is going to keep you around them is insanity. Scram.

when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:

Frame it and hang it in that place with laughably bad security.

Happy Thanksgiving! Despite valley moments, we have much to be thankful for. The mountain is in view. Be a light for someone's dark path. 🙏🏾

I'm in an album club, like a book club but for records. I got to pick the topic this month: music you got into after you read a review. And one of the most musically experienced members said he always kept his eye out for music that got widely divergent reviews—love and hate—they're usually the best

Annual Reminder:

I know the Black clubs in the early 90s was goin up man

Didn't know I needed to her over a gogo beat til now! And it wouldn't be Ms. Patti if those shoes didn't come off iktr

Black people have no business being transphobic. Goes to show you that people don’t actually believe in liberation just THEIR comfort.

You’ve been kidnappped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you? I got Jack Bauer and Emo Chloe, I’ll be out in less than 24 hours.

Fried chicken. Newfoundland appreciation for air fryers! But…alas, my arteries came down hard on this verdict.

bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry

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And not just the parts that show, you ashy bastards.

"Let's go over this one more time." "I know what-" "ONE MORE TIME." "Fine." "What is it you're looking for?" "A garbage bag." "In which room?" "The kitchen." "What do you do when you find it?" "Bring it to you here." "I'm counting on you, Tim."

This will be a disaster. It's nurse practitioners in these clinics seeing people and writing prescriptions.

It’s now clear that information on U.S. government websites can no longer be trusted. It’s both heartbreaking and infuriating to see how quickly this administration has undermined science, public health, and the credibility of our scientific institutions.

Don’t give up.

Welp. WhoSampled has been acquired by Spotify. To the DJs and producers out there, do with that information what you will. But I guarantee using either service moving forward will just fund very bad things.

I got one word for you: Powerline.

The Department of Education is proposing a definition that could strip nurse practitioners and CRNAs of “professional degree” status. Chiropractors keep it. Nurses risk losing it. And that change would fall hardest on women in healthcare. This is political and it is sexist.

I’m only hip to this Olivia Nuzzi person bc of social media, and even then, I have no idea why I have to know who they are at all. What’d she do, blow the brainworms guy? *gets handed a stack of index cards*

You thought a MF FORGOT?!! 🔥🔥🔥

Nah fr 😂😂😂

I don’t think the majority of us can really conceptualize the idea of -illion, specifically in regards to valuation/money. It’s a problem rooted in a disdain for academia in general, but also, how we bandy about with the terms “million,” “billion,” “trillion,” et al. All bigger than we believe.

Nobody tells you about the work it takes to get out of survival mode.

Nap time. Yes God.

“It’s like it’s a….Hot Tub Time Machine.” Ffs, get some Russian Red Bull, some dark matter, and another weasel and throw alladem them in that mfer right MEOW.

Die Hard 2, which features (but was not filmed at) good ol Dulles International Airport so it’s the closest to a “local” holiday film we got.

An actual convo with an acquaintance that became a friend: Ay fam, lemme holler at you right quick. *pulls them closer* “Not trying to be funny: You know I could smell ya before I saw ya right?” Still friends over 12 years later.

Is this some sort of stereo type? Because it’s SO NY. … …

yeah. The thing is Artists are getting the praise because they achieved something personally. It’s not *just* that some work of art looks cool, but it’s the fact that *YOU did this* and we are sharing the happiness of your accomplishment.

Between $100 overpriced seafood plates, a gang of MJ impersonators gathering on the clock app, and absolutely reckless AI abominations desecrating all my timelines, my sober ass feels like I’m in someone’s binge drunk fever dream and I don’t like this shit at all.

Is the goal to embed themselves in everything we enjoy? It just reeks of I have all this money but no rizz so let me buy up popular things so I can be popular.

Stevie Wonder’s discography is majestic

Making sure my partner is 150% comfortable, secure and reassured

Exhibits A-K:

It needs to be asked in the same breath if one also washes their legs as well. Y’know…gravity and whatnot.