This but different circumstances.

Oh my goodness. I just found a lost episode of Star Trek: Jellico! It got saved to a work drive folder, and was thought to be lost to time. Until now. #StarTrek #JerllicoTrek @amerrill2.bsky.social

Someone needs to attend any press conference with our current government and ask questions from behind a giant vanity mirror.

Ignorance is only bliss for the wicked.

New life goal unlocked:

This shit was so fuckin funny dog. I bust out laughing hard af when this popped up on the 80in.

it's SO, so good...

Taps sign furiously:

Pardon my manners. Good morning everybody! Let’s go:

Thank you again to all the teachers of all sorts here on this app. Without y’all we would be dumb, in an already dumb timeline. Education is awesome, and you are appreciated beyond measure in my many, many books. Kudos, cheers, and blessings to you! May your work continue to inspire us all.

Diversifying the lexicon, pls hold:

Why aren’t people having kids and the metric is 1/3 of a million dollars? Fuck a percent increase, realizing how crazy that statement is got me stuck. That’s why our pullout game don’t quit! 42 and ZERO, fam. For this exact fucking reason my God.

Give me like 5 mins with Leslie Jones I promise we finna have an HBO series of hilarity up for grabs. I done spoke lots of shit into instant existence recently so let’s hope this gets universal levels of traction asaptually.

It’s okay to shut the fuck up sometimes.

I want to say this rq. Today has been a fuckin day. All kinds of ups and downs, a roller coaster of fuck shit, came here and kinda flooded shit to bide the time safely while shit got bad. I’m at home now, and I can’t tell you how long it’s been since last time. I love yall. Hug your people. ✌🏾& ❤️

Phone be telling me shit I been done known:

Show me a picture that captures your essence

A short but bittersweet reminder:

This was my motto BEFORE finding out that self-checkout is basically entrapment

Bro I be getting blocked by the most random loser ass accounts for saying basic true shit. Ai is actively killing the planet and they be rooting for that shit HOARD, but have the absolute unmitigated gall to be a fucking Final Fantasy VII Stan with a mako reactor header. Like….

It’s so frustrating. A lot of celebrity “interviews” are just influencers desperate to “hang out” with famous people they idolize. They rarely even ask questions, to say nothing of questions pertinent to anyone but themselves or stans. It’s a real loss for culture.

People I don’t trust automatically: -Black people who still shop at Hobby Lobby or Target. -People who try to argue ANY use case for AI

Talentless, soulless, pathetic pricks with cash owning art and access to it is some bullshit. Mad cause nobody picked them for anything in grade school and refused to read a book or a room and work on themselves as a result.

I’d go for exactly and precisely ONE reason, and I’d try to make this job as brief as possible.

A red leather suit and an hour on stage at Constitution Hall

I trust people to be themselves. Be like this everytime:

AI tools are not reliable. Esp for any and everything.

EVERY SINGLE TIME. LITERALLY.

I’ve worked in technology for the majority of my life in some kind of capacity from triage to programming to security and basic frame working. Analysis, structure, real under the hood type shit. This is the truest simple, singular statement that can be said of anything related to computing.

WTF?! Everyone deserves to know where they came from for a plethora of reasons, including but not limited to medical/genetics, peace of mind, potentially connecting with family who didn't get a choice in the adoption but want to have a relationship, etc. It's literally records ABOUT YOUR LIFE

You don't have to respond to everything you see on the Internet. Shutting the fuck up is free and useful.

Ain’t nothing like saying dyslexia wrong twice at your intake appointment and your therapist starts writing furiously. Probably reads like: “unsure if patient is presenting with a speech disorder or a proclivity for oral sex.” I’m funny irl I swear to God.

This is the way. And no person should want to treat another with such disregard.

Someone who loves themselves fr Being actively kind for shits and giggles Dope presence/energy that adds to an environment with no hidden fees

Runteldat 2 times

Anyone wanna wager how long it takes till Kalshi puts a quarter on the machine-sill? This is a terrible arcade joke, I’m not playing. Pun-cuation super intendoed. … Yeah yeah, I know.

I be done with shit frfr

Me on my DJ rates going forward. Stamp this on your eyelids and sleep on it. Fuck the bull and the shit pls and thx.

I love being friends with my DJ clients on FB and watching them post impulse purchases on their feed after they bargained for me to do their wedding for less than their impulse buy. Like…you know I can see that shit right? Lack of self-awareness also be throat punching motherfuckers DAILY sadly.

I met a young guy in the psych ward studying political theory as a major and theocracy as his minor. … Gone head and sit on that whole scenario rq. Cognitive dissonance be kicking people in the throat in broad daylight AND THEY BE LIKE GIVE ME MORE ILL PAY YOU A SMALL FORTUNE.

Bro the vending machines don’t take $2 bills and I’m assed out with a $2 bill and low blood sugar send help.

Me and the record store folks was tight then a mug, man. I got put on to so much shit, and they special ordered some dope gems for me to my surprise that I still hold in high regard.

Featuring André 3000. This was my first exposure to OutKast as well.

Nah man, this video needs a warning label. I’m in here CRYING!

I left my water bottle at the hospital and now I’m mad. Shit was a 40oz steel jam I got at Ross for $6. The little things be fucking me up.