That’s an interesting way to call them “disturbed”, friend.

Need this shirt. For me.

And it will go up every time. Lol

What a great place get drunk, find love and your car broken into

This aura is.

About me:

I don’t. Video games aren’t an age thing and if he’s doing what we need as a unit, I don’t care bout him playing video games. Hell, I enjoy playin Madden myself but it’s been some years.

You might pull up next to me and “So Wrong” by Patsy Cline is playing. Might be “Butterfly” by Crazy Town. Might be “All The Way Around” by a Marvin Gaye. Could also be a *NSYNC’s first Disney concert on YouTube. You just never know.

Yes, coat the stomach first. Cuz nobody has time for the bullshit. Lol

Noise cancelling headphones, Lysol wipes/spray, a travel blanket, a good neck pillow, a travel pair of slides or crocs, a hoodie and all my favorite snacks in my backpack.

Every young dyke had that era of tryna get the biggest strap some poor, ambitious young lady would take. And sometimes, she’s the one who picked it. Grow outta that era quickly, youngins.

Me. It’s at home, tho. I’m out frolicking.

Man. A very important topic.

I have an entire folder of gifs of myself. Lmao.

In EVERY lifetime, make me a Black woman. I never wanna be anything else. Ever. Asé.

This is accurate. I’m the same way, which is why I don’t give y’all too much hell about it.

“Never wrong, just early” is my motto. Lmaoooo

Sometimes, y’all’s intuition is actually anxiety about ppl and while it’s valid, let it show itself o be valid FIRST before you act up. It scares the hoes, ya know?

Well, once y’all grow past the imposter syndrome thing and making every conflict a personal affront, y’all blossom into some beautiful ppl. I have no hate in my heart for Virgos. I vibe with them perfectly.

My high school sweetheart is also a Virgo and I didn’t know a man could care for me like that til I met my current boyfriend. Virgos are good in my book.

I dated this Virgo that turned my life upside down in the wildest ways. I miss her and I hope she’s well.

Fuckin weirdo.

I know there’s a science to it and ima figure it out.

If you don’t go write tomorrow’s sermon and shut the fuck up talkin to us.

Shoutout to the short men with the girth and the length. You are God’s best kept secret, keep doing the Lord’s work.

I literally called her earlier because of said comments and it got even more egregious. Made my day. Lmao.

That’s a great question. I also wonder if it’s coupled with the convenience of things like cheese cubes, string cheese and shredded cheese that also gets our attention.

First time I had one, I kept praying the rest were like this. Whew. Bless.

I think about college and smile cuz we LIVED. And we almost died, too. 😂

Standing in solidarity as a handful of cheese eater. Lmao ✊🏿

This has to be a neurospicy thing. Has to be. Lol.

Ever! And they were at State as much as we were over there. Community >>> lmao

Millennials really are built different for so many reasons and liquor in plastic bottles from the bottom shelves of the liquor stores made us.

Out of a plastic tub with a bunch other liquors, juices, and fruits mixed in

My frontal lobe was still in the oven, forgive me..

I went to Ga State and partied with the frats, at the AUC and Clayton State. Great times. Lol.

I was in college 🥹 You can drink anything when you’re in college

I just gagged a lil bit.

TELL EM!!! That’s how they get you. Lmao

Because you can't make proper jungle juice without it.

You can’t taste it when it’s in jungle juice

Pretty sure it was mixed with Kool-Aid and Sprite in a giant Rubbermaid bin lined with a trash bag.

They don’t and that’s why they talk sideways. They couldn’t run with us if they wanted to.

Some frat boys at Tulane gave it to me in the form of Jungle Juice. It was delicious and I do not recommend.

In college with jungle juice and a blatant disregard for my life

!!!!! I don’t do vodka at all, gin on certain occasions.

When my baby cousins try to peer pressure me into drinking hard, I remind them I’m almost 40, partied in the 2000s, was the bartender and DJ at college house parties and started drinking when I was 18. You can’t bully me, I AM the pressure. Lmao.

We were all in college and either depressed, previously sheltered or a very dangerous combination of all of these. Lmfao

It absolutely is not. I have stories, college was a time. Lol

There’s a reason you feel that way. Yeah, this is gonna be fun. Safe travels!