Out of all of the things I’ve created, she is my greatest creation. My beautiful baby girl 💕

niggas with locs can get the gawk🥰

My BlueSky anniversary was yesterday (11/14) even though this is my 2nd account 🥳

I was one for 4 years. It’s what made me a one & done mom permanently, & really affected how I view relationships now.

I don’t even like working the 40 I HAVE to 😩

Me & that man.

YES.

My electric lawnmower has shit the bed. That’s the end of another grass cutting season 🫡

And NOW I’m being accosted by wasps at my front door. I need cousin Elsa to come ice this place out one more ‘gain.

I know why I just had to use my Black ass rhetorical question asking to feel better

Why am I cutting the grass on the *checks calendar* the FIFTH DAMN TEENTH OF NOVEMBER?!?!?

WILLARD CARROL THE SECOND

We had so much fun with you! 🥰

In your full deep fried accent too 💀

You are so cuteeeeeeeee 🥰

I vividly remember screaming out “WILLARD?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS A WILLARD??”

The First Watch in Raleigh is niiiiiice

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Holiday pictures with my little 🥰

Means you should listen to Cardi when she said “be careful with me”.

Me to my best friend: “he just wants a 1/4 tsp of coochie, that’s it, talking about NOW he wanna take you out on a date after a YEAR. Her: “and he can get 1/8 tsp out my face!”

Mama is all dolled up for these pictures 🤎 I wanna surprise Reagan with brunch afterwards since we’re all dressed up & don’t get to go out a lot, but I might be a few coins short, if anyone wants to help 💵: $mcsperry626 Venmo: mcsperry626

@esdz.bsky.social is pretty much my family photographer. Some examples of her work:

I gotta do this hair. Do I wanna attempt these press on lashes, or just curl my naturally long ones? I can just never get the curl right 😩😩😩

It’s Christmas picture day for me & Dinky, with our shoota, the lovely & beautiful @esdz.bsky.social 😘🤎

You could literally just confess ur undying love for your wife anytime u speak of her on social media. Like its that easy. 😭😭

Whitney.

What, & I cannot stress this enough, is WRONG with you lmaoooooo

My child is narrating her thoughts out loud again. The weekends I have her are always so overstimulating 😵‍💫

I was laying in that man’s bed when a girl spent 30 mins knocking on his front door & bedroom window lmao

Eli Oliver aka Bubby Bear turned 12 yesterday & it was his 10th Gotcha Day with me. My oldest pain in the ass. I love you Bubby 💕

Featuring my Single Mother of the Year trophy in the back. This hoodie is WAY too small for him. I said, I’m taking it because your shoulders are entirely too gotdamn big for this tiny ass sweatshirt. I almost had a Nike tech fleece jacket b/c that’s ALSO too small for him lmao.

Soccer. Football. Carolina Hurricanes hockey.

I exercised EARLY this morning 😈

All things Shakespeare.

The way I love. Unmatched. Top tier. You gone miss it when I’m gone.

5

Owning a home. It’s quite ghetto lmao

If it’s not a jumping spider, then yes. Jumping spiders are cute & I have arachnophobia.

5’3.5”…now why the hell would I lie?!?

About to make these cookies for @esdz.bsky.social & her mister 🤎

Confirmation that I’m making the right decision 🫡

Yaaaassss! I’m trying to get my length back as well. This time next year, imma have my natural bussdown again!

Aquarius ♒️ You’re doing better than you think you are even tho you have plenty of opportunity for improvement. You spend a lot of time right in the groove so it makes sense if you feel in limbo.

If your professor of your online class tells you that she’s not gonna use proctoring software for your exams & trusts you not to use your notes, are you still gonna use them? I’m tryna see something 👀

I have reached the part of the semester where I do the work first & go back & read the shit later. I am BURNT out chile.