Save your money

I’m so delusional 🥲🙃

I can detach mid sentence

The opening to the movie Ray is so funny because I just love that he told that fat cracker bastard that he lost his eyes in war and made him feel bad 😂😂😂

I know a lot of people are starting to stop celebrating pagen holidays but I like what we created for thanksgiving. The meals for the homeless, the thankfulness, the giving, the family and friends, Friendsgiving, the whole shabang of turning something unfortunate into something special.

I have the same problem the hulk has but instead of anger it’s ✨sadness✨

Tariq Williams, take that baby back!

Just tired.

🥺

All this hard working at the club is for the birds and I don’t know how to fly (just tell me you want me, no guessing games) 😭😭

Trying to calm myself down from stealing off on this guy for letting me down on my birthday right before my bday party.

*horn tooting* Especially when me and my partner in sync

That plank exercise where you move your hips side to side is KILLER! I see why the KPop girlies do it. 😭

If yall don’t have dietary restrictions meat wise, yall gotta try Chinese sausages sautéed over white rice. Add garlic, black pepper, and chili crunch oil and boom. My favorite comfort meal

I feel like I gotta clean up after my mom’s mistakes all the time and it’s bothering me.

"Abraham Lincoln and 600,000 white men died to end slavery!" False.... We freed ourselves

THIS!!!!!!!! I keep telling my mom stop shampooing my niece and nephew hair everyday. Gone make my babies hair thin.

Me in middle school when dodgeball was the game of the day 😌

I fit in perfectly to the tennis playing, martini drinking, flight taking, old money spending lifestyle. Idk the name for it yet so I shall announce it as the Eyah Lifestyle.

Stop apologizing for your chaos and start appreciating your range.

Accountants and educators and architects being on here are blowing my mind

Beets

Those not even real broccoli. Chinese broccoli me any day but these can go.

Somebody Point Me The Right Direction 😩😭😂

I think everyone tired of that nasty ass green bean casserole so we got all my black folks on tik tok making it the right way 😂😂😂😂 I love my people

My mom makes me face palm myself

THIS IS A TWIZZLER STAN ACCOUNT

☺️

Did I just meet my husband? 🤔

One of my managers pregnant AGAIN, with a new guy and no ring. She was just pregnant a year ago with someone elses husband.

Remember the guy who kicked me out his car? He tryna say hi to me on the beltline and I cussed his out so hard I think I just butt fucked him. 😌✨

Idk, every time I meet another ‘95-er we look 23-25.

It’s me never saying I’m coming to work when I’m late on an unscheduled day. My exact thoughts are “yall lucky I’m here, now move”

The outfit just make shit better. Lowkey preppy

I LOVE a ponytail.

The urge to scream “You got mayonnaise on your elbow” to interracial couples. 😂😭😩 Someone take my mouth

I feel like Hispanic notes do very well in Vietnamese cuisine.

Fuck you American grocery stores! You’ve seen most of the last of me 😂😂😂😂

My stomach can’t take all this bullshit the country serving us

🗣️MONG MONG MONG LEG UP 1️⃣ ARM ON NECK 1️⃣ ON FRONTAL YA FRONTAL OFF

“Can I Call You Rose?”

I’ve been having a lot of stomach issues over the last week

Lucci came in the club yesterday. He look like he just had a baby

Yall read this and tell me did I just read what I just read. Idk if I’m concerned or impressed.

But when did he get the fresh baby wave set? 👀

NO.

And this is the first out of FOUR years…

Based off who I am, you’d never know I take medication, I use an inhaler, and am sickly 🥲 My doctors told me to just live like nothings wrong. Nothings chronic but my heart is overly sensitive to the world. And I mean you could jump scare me at the wrong time and kill me 😅

Take this back, it’s the moment I’ve calmed down and I can’t fully use my muscles. (I just hit the floor so hard rn)