Those mental/emotional resets where you feel all of it until you feel none of it. The clarity after is top tier

My fave

I started putting the energy that I was putting into everyone else into myself.

Too many men in their 40s are raging misogynists 🫠

Lil girl said “easily,” and meant that 😬

I love a deep voice, yes please talk to me all day. I don’t even care what you’re saying 😭

I bought a new bra and of course, surprise, I hate it 🥹. Bra shopping is so stressful 😩

Something employers certainly will not do.

My very demure niece got a French tip while I got different flavors of pink. My daughter has made me a pink girl 🌸

May

If you were a video game character, what would your health pickup be?

Anyone going to the seafood festival in Belmar, please eat a crab cake on my behalf 🥲🫶🏾

You know it’s spring/summer weather when an unc is driving with all windows down and blasting Cameo’s Single Life.

Slander

When I was younger and would hear women say stuff like they’re not loaning money to women in relationships, I didn’t get it then, but I think I get it now.

Oh the LIRR is shut down forreal 😬. They were NOT playing.

I don’t know why ascending/descending numbers through y’all off so bad. At least people know 111th St comes after 110th St. and the next block will be 112th. If you’re not familiar with BK, there’s no way for you to know Atkins Ave follows Montauk Ave. so how is this not more complicated?

Not Beef of the Boroughs 😭

A man with solid arms.

Here is a great nighttime snack i think everyone should try!!! • great for your nervous system and calms you before bed- helping w/ relaxation • can improve sleep quality Half a banana, dark chocolate, pumpkin seeds + chamomile/ashwaganda tea ☕️

Parents who make sure that their kids feel confident are top tier.

The child said “fuck that, and fuck you actually” so yeah

I think scent bird has reached its peak for me.

Nicknames are funny because it is perfectly acceptable for one person to call me one thing, and a red flag for someone else to call me that same thing

2018

I want to take a nap 🥹.

Friendly reminder. When you are in the midst of a conversation, and you’re not sure what’s going on. Or you’re not particularly familiar with the topic that is being discussed. I want you to remember, silence is always an option.

Why am I still working? *context varies*

Well…I mean…😬🫠

My wig was delivered a day late and now I gotta wait an extra week til I’m back in town. Speed X is the worst courier. Please stop using these niggas.

Sako is just gorgeous.

Eh

Silence speaks. What hasn’t been said is still saying a lot. Happy Monday 🌸

I know-I know-I know Marvin played at your home. But that's the reason why your parents had to get it oooonnn.

Ma’am absolutely not

Post a MOTHER.

turkey bacon is also unhealthy af. You’re better off having the real deal than to torture yourself. Beef bacon is the better option health wise. But still

Bask & Lather and Ryze both need to draw back on their marketing cuz it’s giving strong arming a sale atp.

Maya Randolph’s bob is doing exactly what it’s supposed to do.

You like kissing that leads to nothing? Or is that a me thing?

I really hate being the realest nigga in the room sometimes because when shit gets tense boy oh boy. It’s either you’re about to be the bad guy or everybody’s hero. Too often it’s the former because people are afraid to do what I do; speak my mind and/or go against the grain.

Birdwatching at a landfill is crazy.

Since we’re talking about things medical. FYI medical offices, lost a shit ton of medical files when they converted to digital. I can’t obtain anything prior to 2008. So if your parents kept copies of your medical docs, laminate them bad boys 😭

All that said, as scary as standard care of chemo is, it is likely the best bet for his survival. Trying less effective chemo options first is a big risk.

I’ve watched some of her videos and this is not 100% accurate. She isn’t against chemo. The chemo they have him on, she feels is too aggressive. She went to other doctors who have given her alternative chemo options. This doctor will not oblige and took it to CPS instead.

The amount of energy it takes, combined with the position you’re putting yourself in by being passive aggressive, you may as well be regular aggressive. You’re just taking the long way around lol

Bodies are built in the kitchen, you can't outrun a poor diet

A character I love

A character I love

A character I love.