Yall know I ended up on the grill at the party 🤣🤣🤌🏾🤌🏾

Guess I’ll get breakfast started

Had a breakfast hot dog to take the edge off while most of the house is still sleep.

Pops still ain’t take his hat off yet 😭😭😭

Celebratory cigars with the OG

Bruh somebody come get my father 💀💀💀💀💀💀

🔥🔥🔥🔥

Good morning, from the Pacific Northwest.

Views from our Airbnb for the weekend

One can’t possibly expect me to be available to cater an event on June 20th 🥴

Still on this plane. Longest flight I’ve had in a while. Ready to get off

Another one!

Outta here.

This sounds pretty pricey. Can’t relate.

Been. 🤣🤣

Really had this lady on a boat, to ourselves, watching the sun set over Portugal…while sipping local wine. Blessed. I used to float bad checks to myself via ATM deposits to make ends meet in between paychecks. God is real.

“Take my money…my house and my car”

Maaaan, I dont even need both feet.

Frying chicken wings tonight. Lemme go season & marinate them thangs right now.

My deputy director calling my work phone 3x within a 30 minute period after I am…*checks notes* off work. Then calls my immediate boss and has comments about me not being available. Sir. I am off work. We are not on call 24/7. Then when I call back, no answer.

Them “it’s time to check in for your flight” notifications are always exciting lol

Y’all remember when the Spurs had the third largest lead in NBA Finals history at halftime and lost the game?

OH MY BAD THERE IT IS

My dad going crazy in the family group chat. Posting pics of his Knicks gear in the middle of the night 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The greatest comeback in nba playoffs history happened last night 🙃🙃🙃🔥🔥🔥

My backyard patio is so clear now. Only one smoker, one grill, and the blackstone. Can’t wait to pressure wash it to get those pavers looking nice again

Hauler was done. I asked “what’s the damage?” He held up four fingers and said “4 even”. Gave him $500…he didn’t realize until after he was pulling off. He thanked me repeatedly. We all we got.

Yo this shit is DELICIOUS!!!

My friend’s social media post confirms it. I’m due for a baecation to Puerto Rico. Three nights is all I need.

Kid: Mommy can you sing me a lullaby so I can fall asleep Me:

Four lamb chops would satisfy me.

Got a junk hauler coming today to get rid of some bulk trash/clutter. A young man that I met years ago coming from a bbq event. He started a junk hauling business and I am happy to support.

A worthy read 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Had an old coworker that retired DAYS before he was (unknowingly) about to get busted for this.

What does it mean when you can see that there’s a reply to a post, but you can’t see said reply?

🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

9 day work trip to Atlanta. Y’all pray for me. 🥴🥴🤣🤣 *stares in lemon pepper wet*

They got all you can eat wings at Green Turtle. They start you out with a 10pc. Oddly enough, I rarely eat more that about 7pcs. So that would be a waste of money for me.

Corporate client: Do you do breakfast? We need bacon, sausage, eggs, potatoes, pancakes, and French toast…for 215 people. Me, a bbq dude that’s never catered a breakfast function in my life:

Be ever wonderful.

I purchased “hotel pans” this spring with the intent of reducing waste and saving money in the long term (vs disposable aluminum pans). FUCK THAT!! Washing dishes after a long day of catering is NOT IT. I value my time, and will not spend it washing pans unnecessarily!

Jadakiss FLOATED on this. Forgot all about this 🤣🤣🤌🏾🤌🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

My fish fry add-on package makes for the ultimate cookout. It comes with fish (catfish whiting), hush puppies, & coleslaw.

Time to reset and prep for tomorrow’s 100 person event. They booked last year 🤣🤣🥴🥴

I love y’all.

Today’s corporate client (first timer) expressed how impressed they were with my services today. So much so that they are locking in their June 2027 event today 🙃🙃🙃

BEEN my celeb crush since Scary Movie 🤣🤣😍😍

Exhausted. Gotta power thru two more events this weekend.

LFG Knicks!!!