Beer me.

We live.

I’m glad to be at the point in my life where I can safely say I’LL NEVER SIT WHERE I HAVE TO LOOK DOWN AT THE JUMBOTRON!! I’d rather stay home lol

Dear NY pizza, I will always love you 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

I just saw this on IG 😭😭😭 ..he came to give a SHOW, okay?!

48 if his own is counted:

Whoppers look so good on BK commercials.

🤣🤣

Also…gotta get a lil bottle of booze to smuggle into the stadium this evening 🤣

How many slices of pizza will I eat?

We love a good street festival but this one was a bit chaotic. Lots of good looking & smelling foods here (not this purple ube shit tho 🤣)

Facts!

A damn good pastrami sandwich! (Not better than Katz’s…but a suitable alternative). The rye bread here (sarge’s deli) is definitely better.

Tf I miss yesterday? 🤣

Sarge’s Diner & Deli might be the move.

Hungry.

🤣

Ok we cookin now 🤣🤣🤣💨💨💨

Gimme a pork egg foo young w/ shrimp fried rice please. Hot peppers on the side

They literally bout to Ctrl+Alt+Del the train to see if that fixes it.

I’m so annoyed right now. Paid good money to ride Amtrak’s new Acela. Train is having mechanical issues, limiting us to 79mph. We got SMOKED by the regular ass train that left after us, making more stops than us. Sternly written email will be drafted!!! Gimme a credit or something

We winning yet?

My brother’s company (well…the company he works for to be more specific lol) built the motors for the Artemis spacecraft.

Tickets secured.

Pulled up to the scene with his...ceiling missing

Fired a handgun (Glock 19) for the first time in my life yesterday. Fun times

Might have to cop some Yankees tickets for Saturday night’s game 🤔🤔🤔

Thank goodness work don’t start till 9am tomorrow

Got me a lil burger & fry from the late night burger spot here. Few bites and I’m goodt!

I should be in my room in bed. My food (fish & chips) was not good tonight. Way too greasy. So I didn’t eat it now I’m hungry again smh

Is this a cat treat???????

Craps get really exciting and fun. UNTIL A MOTHERFUCKER ROLLS A 7 🤣🤣🤣

Welp. The house definitely won tonight here in Atlantic City. I had fun losing tho. I love a patient dealer because 90% of the time IDK wtf I’m doing when I’m playing a table game. Much more intimidating than playing on an app lol

I bet I could land that

🤣🤣

Spirit with the smooth landing

Work.

Yep. Used a butter knife to connect it

Tried a spot Caribbean/American/soul food spot I found online here in Atlantic City. I’m at the bar and the service has been horrible so far. Ugh.

Glizzy. 🌭🌭

First platter of the day.

A smooth $1200 worth of maintenance needs to be done on the Audi 🥴🥴🥴 And we gonna get it done too because we ride till the wheels fall off.

Picked up my brisket yesterday from him. About to make a sandwich for breakfast. My life is better than yours.

Bottle of hand sanitizer (attached to my bag) decided to let loose this morning. I’m walking off the train and into my building wonder why the hell I smell alcohol smh. Happy Monday

Thought I had dessert but they ate up all the fucking swiss rolls

Fuck duke, forever

OMFG

Me ending a last long distance relationship: