Kinda amazing how Jasper’s is still here...thru it all. A PG staple institution & landmark.

Oh snap...wife got plans. Daughter getting her hair did. That means I have some free "ME" time this afternoon!!

Ordered 4 tires for The Mrs’ car. Thank goodness I found some on closeout sale.

My phone battery drains so quickly ever since I’ve updated to the latest iOS

jalapeno Cheddar sausage Patties 🤝 grits.

Ham!

Also gotta hit the store for my pot pie ingredients.

Just about finished clearing out the garage. Just in time to put the cars away before this lil snow hits. Not trying to be out there cleaning them off

Fried shrimp

Pizza.

Seeing people happy >>>>>

Nikolas still going crazy with the tomahawk bone

Pizza would be a solid move for dinner tonight.

Wise words from a wise man

My forever celeb crush

My first trip to Spain opened my eyes to this. The most regular of restaurants had me like "wow...they really take pride in damn near everything they serve!"

39 years old...threw it all away.

Sending me a message on Teams then calling me on Teams before I even read the message??? On a Friday AFTER A BLACK LUNCH???????? Me staring at the monitor until they hang up:

Absolutely!!!😂

So apparently a good quality coffee & espresso machine isn’t cheap. (I personally don’t see wtf is wrong with our keurig)

Everything is better when the direct deposit hits

While I'm at it...multifactor/two step authentication gets on my fucking nerves too. I already gotta create a crazy ass password (and save it in a special app because I'm not gonna remember that shit). Once I pass that test you gotta text me a 6 digit code too?

I get so annoyed that my mortgage app makes me actually open the "terms & conditions" document before I can click the box to say that I've read it before I can submit the payment. (I've have never read it and never will.)

Buy her some anklets so you can hear them jingling in your ear

I have NOTHING to do on Sunday, and that makes me happy. I will be making pot pies. Sipping hot toddies. Watching football. Might throw some ribs on the smoker during the snow.

Look at me dodging bullets like Neo in The Matrix.

Meeting: Cancelled.

Flewed ✈️

Might need some honey bbq wings from Jasper's this weekend. Maybe tomorrow while the child is at her hair appointment.

Cannot wait to eat this leftover spaghetti

Ha! This is amazing

Mmm

The Teen™️: Dang…done burnt the bread Me: You ain’t gotta eat it! The Teen™️: But I’m hungry! Me: Well shut up then The Teen™️: Dang ur so mean

Never!!!

I overcooked the garlic breadsticks. I’m not gonna hear the end of this despite being the one who even thought about making sure we had dinner. *SIGH*

Love it when The Teen™️ organizes our pantry. She is so anal about expiration dates. “Dad idk why you’re so comfortable with eating expired foods”

Chafing Dish Cooch 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

Spaghetti for dinner tonight.

This letter carrier/postal worker on IG chases dogs that fuck with her while she’s delivering mail. Fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣 www.instagram.com/_beautifulmo...

🤣

Set up to a very very low & slow smoke. (150 degrees)

I love this!!

GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered? GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now THOMPSON: What does that mean?

Ordered pot pie tins off Amazon. I wish they sold them in smaller quantities because I surely didn't need a 20 pack lol

Tomahawk bone for Nikolas. Should keep him occupied for the next 2 days 🤣🤣

Linked up. I’m the fridge they go to “set” & dry out…to be smoked later today.

Roped up.

Up early, crafting up another batch of the best jalapeño cheddar smoked sausage you could ever imagine. Made from real, whole ingredients…opposed factory scraps

Yo this is a wild thing to say. I’m over here cackling cuz what’re we talkin about?! 😭😭😭😭

"Langston are you available on Friday to meet about XYZ" Me: Yep I'll be here. These niggas done put a 2pm invitation on my calendar.