Craving steak and that’s my problem 🙄

Once knew a guy who told me texted women with the least words possible and in that conversation I found out a lot of men see enthusiasm as weakness and it’s a part of performative masculinity with a little homophobia sprinkled in.

I don’t like giving my number out. Because men will get your number and talk to you so dry and uninterested. Bitch do you like me? Cause you came bothering ME. Why you being dry with somebody YOU came after?

You just broke my heart 😔

Nigga on TikTok gon say “Playing DMX til he sounds angry. Alexa, play DMX” Her ass gon play DMX x What’s my name 😭😭😭😭 nigga ended the video immediately 🤣🤣🤣

It’s too early for diaspora wars of the states lmaooo that’s what ima call it

My experience was good lol I was just taking it all in. No pun intended.

I think crushes are a part of yearning and folks don’t appreciate the yearn anymore 😭

You wanna talk about a PERFECT song? I just wish it was longer!

Balloon knot enthusiast is wildddd😭😭how did i not notice that before

I went to a lifestyle club before. It was an…experience. One I’ll never forget. I wanna tell the story but.

While my Black ass is able to use context clues and understand what it is, as a Black Baltimorean, we do not use the term “pot liquor”. Which brings me back to the skeet I posted bout things being regional... and that’s okay lol

Do it

Thug saying that it’s a slap in the face, as a man, if his woman wants therapy instead of just listening to him. And baby he’s literally telling us all that he’s abusive. and I ain’t saying it’s physical. But…. Bc HUH?!??!? 😭😭😭 MARIAH, BLINK TWICE BITCH!!!!

Big Leo ate with Sexy Soulaan 💅🏾 “IF YOU AINT BLACK STAY TF OUT THE BUSINESS”

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I’m still not convinced. This ain’t a work/collab shoutout? 😭

The same Supreme Court that said Biden overreached with student loan forgiveness mind you

Of course they did

We let Jay Z get away w a lot of things. But one thing I randomly think about is him saying “You know I used to beat the block, now I be’s the block“ at the beginning of Upgrade you.

hey so uhm.. Young Thug’s new album cover? Yeah. I don’t like it.

Flannel and pumpkin spice

what if Braxton was carrying a pipe tho

damn, that sucks. my parents taught me about Assata when i was a child. may her memory be a blessing.

The quotes

IG reminded me that I took my Boomer mom to see Earth Wind & Fire 4 years ago. And y’all, old ppl sit down the entire concert. I had heels on and my feet ain’t hurt or nothing! my type of crowd 😅🤣🤣

My brain hurts 😭😭😭😭

I’m not gonna tell y’all what I thought this was at first…

My face been tight as fuck ever since I got my supervisor email bout a 10am teams meeting wit our section. ain’t shit been funny! 😭😭😭

“I love being black and am be outside with my white friends all the time. They really know how to turn it up!”

Lmao

I catch it everytime

Lmao you can always tell when someone is blackfishing. Their AAVE or slang be misplaced and inaccurate as hell.

This is my fav Alicia Keys album 😩

Im doin a trio Halloween costume this year. And it’s exactly what you think it is.

I’m also laying in my bed & drinking Jameson rn. And I’m feeling it.

THIS WHISKEY GOT ME FEELING PRETTY

This was the one! Lmao

Wow. This is tough. But I’ll go with the sophomore. That album is so cohesively good.

Yall gon be mad when you find out I'm very very very romantic and expect to be treated accordingly 🥹

Her thinking it was Cardi and Offset isn’t too wild actually LMAO If I didn’t already know who they were, I’d prob assume the same 😭😭😭

I got that healing CAT!

I know a salty ass man wrote that Adam came first. I know it. And lied and said she ate the apple.

Not we Wolverines

If you’re reading this, you’re stuck w me forever

Im very wholesome, as you can see. Idk, Maybe my ass just too phat. Gravity pulled me back down 🤷🏾‍♀️

Cardi’s album been on repeat.

😂😂😂

I tell you that I’m choosing to stay at home with my husband for the sake of our young kids, so that we can be a family & first thing you say is ”but what about me??” As a grown ass man??? Carl Thomas…. Brother… I would get the ick so bad if I were her 😭