🗣️ on GAWD I’m ready to go back to the creamy crack. 😡😡😡

I’m genuinely sick of people who aren’t confident in themselves. Cause when you lack it, you see others as intimidating and tend to cause unnecessary issues.

Morning thunder storms is CRAZY! That is such an afternoon or night time activity. 😩😂

I actually genuinely and have ALWAYS hated that my birthday is the 4th of July. 😒

Happy fucking BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn. My birthday really tomorrow. Where is the time going?

The most annoying type of autocorrect is when you don’t even spell anything wrong and autocorrect just decides you should say a whole different word.

Baby, I ain’t going lie, the older generation wanna, “this how we did it and yall are fine” us to death, 6.5 weeks is TOO young for cereal, and I have 3 kids. Their tummies can not process that.

My birthday is Saturday and I haven’t picked out a hairstyle 🥴😩😩😩

I’m cracking the eff out them crabs tonight.

Dear God PLEASE!!!

Hmmm. Interesting.

Great northern.

Bruh. I been trying watch this episode of JBP all day. I keep getting distracted. 😩

And why in the fuck would Dani even allow Anastasia to talk to Ashley in the first place????

Finally catching up on #BeyondTheGates and… Vanessa, bitch why would you bring Joey to Martin’s fundraiser? You gotta be the dumbest bitch in the world.

Everybody in here full o shit.

POTATO SALAD??!!!?!??!?!? Of ALL THINGS? I though potatoes were safe from slander no matter the form

People coming in on bullshit today. I don’t know what is about people who fuck their shit up, and then demand YOU be the one to fix it.

Having children.

A first responder… I’m a lor too prejudice. 🥴😂

It feels so good to not have to get these kids up and be rushing out the house. I LOVE the summer time.

Nigga snoring so hard the cat left. 🤣🤣🤣

This sounds so scary.

So a guy (black man) passed out (possible seizure! in front of a pho place today and nobody helped him but random black bystanders (me included) store owner had the nerve to come out a wipe the ground with the napkin where the guy had been foaming and offered no assistance to the guy.

Went to grab an egg roll today, and was reminded why I was supposed to stop spending my money with they asses.

Black people we truly are all we got.

That’s the thing with Chinese spots: you gotta try several carryouts in your area before you find that hidden gem.

I’m really curious on the reply cause Whheerrrreee babes? lol.

And it’s NOT a debate!

Baltimore is def one of the top 5 food cities in this country. Idk where shorty ate.

Wait, what school did you go to? Cause Baltimore Chinese food SLAPS!

It really is just us.

Nah we need a Case and Donell Jones Tiny Desk now if they haven’t already done one

Celebrities all going skinny as we headed towards the Trump administration was intentional. Food recalls. Inflation. SKINNY IS CHIC. It’s FETCH. They know the influence they all have.

I hate when I don’t check the weather before I get dressed. 🙄

Good morning. Your periodic reminder that this city is queer af and it’s free to read all about it.

The only thing I forgot was a new bouquet of flowers.

Yes. Tried my first at 13. It was a Newport.

My momma got me up early to go to the farmers market…

I’m home alone. My kids are gone. And my house is clean… what do I do with myself?

One more thing… Giving Black knowledge to the AI algorithms is very much Get Out.

I want some breakfast so bad, but I’m surrounded by Asian spots or fast food that I don’t want.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lmao imagine getting online and seeing everyone say they hope your dream doesn’t come true! 😭😭😭😭😭

Untangling feelings can feel so tedious sometimes but I'm glad I'm figuring it out.