Me: Imma finish my work fast and catch one of the early showings… My supervisor: I assigned you 20 more cases. 😒😒 girl if you hate me just say that. 🙄

Am I about to make myself a bacon egg and cheese with a side of grits?

@blkjuptr.blacksky.app girl not I didn’t hit reply. Moving too fast trying get these kids outta here. 🥴

Yeah. I kinda wanna see it today since I live down the street, but I didn’t prepare like that. The kids wanna go but I wanna wait for Ollie to come home.

There’s an 11:30 showing for MJ tomorrow. I wanna go, but my 6 year old just told me I’m a bad mom if I don’t take them too. 🥴

Yo, my son voice is getting so deep. I don’t think my heart can take puberty.

FKA twigs coded. I’m listening.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Call me slow, I didn’t even know you could bet on world events. Let alone inside information. What is this place?!?!???!!

Yes. There’s a select few ppl who can do that 😭

I’m so glad they dropped them charges with that lady that kept her nephew safe.

Every year you can damn near guarantee that something on rolling rd is going to set ablaze.

These apartments in Windsor mill stay catching on fire.

I always take the time to pronounce people’s names correctly. It’s a simple form of respect. If we can learn them white ones, we can learn everyone else’s.

THIS is the reason?!?!?? That’s fucking inSANE!

I’ve been sitting in my car for HOURS. 😩

Yeah, you have to have income and bills for singles. And different states only count certain bills as necessity.

I said basically. But yes you do. Unless you’re homeless and not working (new rules have changed this) you’re not getting more than 50-80 bucks.

Theirs a particular group of people that take classes to defraud the government to get food stamps and they don’t qualify for them. And yall know exactly who they are.

You basically HAVE to have kids to get them.

I burn stuff. Especially hair , journals and clothes. It’s an energy thing for me.

I think I put too much sugar in my coffee. 😩😩

Has Godfrey ever apologized for all the fuck shit he used to say about black Americans, cause I find his pivot very interesting.

Since I’ve gotten a new phone battling with autocorrect has been so annoying. My old phone KNEW me okay…

That’s right bookie. Destroy ALLLLL THAT SHIT!!!!

A video of a woman opening giant wine tanks, and as a result, destroying millions worth of wine, after she was unjustly fired. Happy workers, and workers who are paid well, don't do this kinda stuff. She did nothing wrong. 🙂 Funny thing is that I don't see anyone in this video... No one!

Took a pic of the empty parking lot and sent it to my supervisor, we closed today? Cause if so yall coulda told me.

I like the way you think.

They do but you gotta know what to look for. If ain’t no car by the porta-potty then ain’t no need to break. Soon as people seem them signs they slow down to 40. I be sooooo pissed! If you can’t read the road JUST SAY THAT!!!!

Lemme go clock in and go back to my car.

Niggas come to work late everyday and then why nobody help you get your work done. 😒 Fuck I look like? A team player?

MORE REVOLT AND DESTRUCTION OF COMPANIES WHEN THEY FIRE YOU. I’m HERE FOR IT! Either you want THIS or LUIGI!!!! PICK ONE!!! HURRY TF UP!!!

Then 695 ALWAYS doing construction. ALWAYS! They been working on that shit since the 90’s. ON GOD!

Speaking of which, for the people that drive 695 going south… what yall be doing? It’s the same traffic in the same spot everyday, and the only problem is the damn sun, put the fucking visor down and drive the car.

That 70 and 695 traffic is terrible. Especially Thursdays cause the trucks are on the roads too.

I need my glasses fixed so bad. They’re so damn crooked.

A lot of yall need to change yall in office days. Tuesday and Thursday traffic is TERRIBLE!!!

At work 40 minutes early. 😩

As a cancer. I felt this deep in my soul. Heavy on the ocean water.

music.apple.com/us/album/nig... Good morning!

So I got a new phone over a month ago. Come to find out I never had a tone set for my text messages so I haven’t been realizing I was even getting them if my phone wasn’t in my hand. 😩

Everybody needs to be angry/upset that’s when your accent comes out fr fr 😂😂😂

this whole video is perpetually funny but OMG this specific moment

Niggas be growing they hair out with no trims. My son is not living that life, he needs healthy fucking hair. Cut it and start the fuck over.

Taney got me every time.

I didn’t plan on getting lunch outside today. But, I’m hungry now, and I wait til dinner I won’t eat until tomorrow.

You know what I CAN touch? Them knees!