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weekly w/ @lonababy.blacksky.app. I low key wanna have a group FT tonight though

that is *NOT a good man, Savannah.

there comes a point where unrolling your gym shorts feels pointless. thick thigh probs 😔

Y’all heard the man 😌

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“make me prouder”

3 hours later… you better be stuck in a storm drain with a balloon somewhere

You ain’t answer my FT, I ain’t telling you shit. & yes I got an attitude

it’s not a Christmas movie but… Idlewild should have been far more successful than it was.

okay, hear me out: Get Out, but with klan members holding the reigns.

No funny sh*t, Nicki Minaj is 2 steps away from going full Kanye. Love or hate her, we cannot lose another one y’all 😔

iono if I can lie THAT good, which is why I can’t date rappers forreal. sitting there like this fighting the urge to say “turn that shit off”.

sometimes… I actually *don’t* hate being the bearer of bad news. 🫤

Oooo, tag me in coach! Long story short: THC (specifically) heightens your brain’s perception of senses -including taste & smell. stuff you love tastes better, stuff you hate tastes worse. Plus -dopamine is released faster when high, so you’re literally happier when positively stimulated. 😇

The way certain white people carry on about brunettes makes me assume that is their version of colorism some how because what’s wrong with darker hair?! 🤨

I love when people tell me their best wh*re stories -confidentially ofc. I be so surprised and entertained sitting in VIP 😂 “oop, iktsr friend! & then what you do???” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@marissamadeit.bsky.social this is her bag

my stomach hurts from laughing so much 😭😭😭😭 round 2 had my mans STRESSED

Year In Review: scent combos #CC literally stopped niggas in their tracks all year long 😌

oh nun, just waiting for @niemah.bsky.social to see this

Gold Slug Boho Rissa OTW.

I’m torn… my fav Poppi (strawberry lemonade) vs my fav Olipop (Tropical punch)

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Zaxbys > Raising Canes. Raising Canes do have good tea but that’s it.

lemme see your Christmas tree 👀

My ophthalmologist: Miss Russell is looks like you have 20/20 vision in your right eye… but the other… Me: …needs some work 🥲 anyway, I’m picking new frames today.

Not nearly enough, honestly

“Marissa you smell so good” “Oh wow she does smell amazing” “Is that YOU Marissa?”

unless it’s @lonababy.blacksky.app … whoopty damn doo.

when you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.

ahhhh, I love this song! PEONIES!

How I be feeling 😭

skin to skin hours 🌙 ☀️

When you have the energy to burn, BURN IT. #BlackGymSky

STOP TEACHING THE OTHERS EBONICS AND AAVE!! IT WAS CREATED FOR A REASON!!! 😒

& if the red velvet cake is bright red like the pits of hell it came from, ion wanna see it Thursday. #BlackBakerSky

Swallow that pride and double text if you really want her attention cuz she probably got busy and forgot what she had planned on responding

People are too wishy washy for me.

Some of y’all don’t look your age because you look older

I… I…. I’ll get the screwdriver 🥹

get on up before you be

Don’t give up.

Niggas stealing the tires off ICE vehicles

is you gone make it rain for these thunder thighs?

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- kitchen & counters clean - air fresheners changed - floors steam mopped - laundry going in - tub & toilet cleansers marinating

which one? might do it for the free

he got back there so fast… I didn’t even have a chance to protest. (Mind you, this is a LOTTA ass to be flipping around like det)