You niggas ain’t joking, you mean all that shit. It just didn’t land how you thought it would & now your face is cracked. We talk about y’all’s sassy asses all the time, but your actual suffering has NEVER been funny.

and ANOTHER thing complaining about women complaining is just so fucking stupid lmaooo especially Black women. like nigga have you seen the fucking news just this past week ????? It’s some weird evil shit in the air

the older I get, the more I understand Maxine Shaw.

Cartier, Chanel, Kilian, Phlur, Kay Ali, Lancomê, Valentino, Glossier, Burberry, Viktor & Rolf… I officially need to give my fragrances their own space.

Taco meat, requesting feet, Jermaine Jackson ears on his cheeks… today too much 🫩😩

It’s like no one took iRobot for the warning it was meant to be💀

it’s my Friday direct deposit otw im going outside this weekend & my toes are done… 💀

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 yessssssss

not helping men who make more than me at work.

instant mashed potatoes or cheesy eggs

when my manicure & pedicure match, baking and girl dinner 🍲

getting new slugs this summer. you ready for your first 6pc @lonababy.blacksky.app ?

k bye…

me every 15 min: “thissa motion party youcannot getinnnnn”

Bottom to top in this order: strawberry, salted caramel, cookies & cream… butter pecan. & before you say it: yes it is, and I don’t care.

I miss the experience. Not the people.

I went out dancing. DANCING. People at the function actually DANCED. I made up 8 counts with complete strangers and sweated off my makeup until after midnight. At Waffle House before I head home. I think I love this little life 💕

& whatever body I give you this summer, be grateful. 30lbs down & countingggg 🤪

No. I’ve decided to lean into it 🤪

did I train for the 5k tomorrow? no. am I gonna do it anyway? Yes. Why? “Marissa you just be doing shit” - @lonababy.blacksky.app

actually, heat rises. so jokes on you… you… vertically invenerable person.

Whitney, Christina, Beyonce. Mariah for honorable mention. I will not be elaborating.

are you awake?” me: yeah me after hitting send:

Adult content??? I know they’re juicy, but BE FORREAL 😂

& then there was Nassau

ya tu sabes 🇲🇽 📍 Quintana Roo

He met Marmelade down at ole #MoulinRouge 💋

Stop inviting people to the cookout. This is what happens when we gatekeep folks who fetish and appropriate Black culture. Jack ain't never been black. Will never be black. And the 'er' just earned him a go fuck himself. #BlackSky

Oh wow… 🥺🕊️

Whitney Houston ain’t got the first piece of mf business being dead. Not NAM

a kiss from the sun literally healed me.

THAT DAMN J COLE 🔥😭

last thing… the thought of Chat GPT doctors, lawyers and scientists graduating and running the world scares tf outta me.

If AI speeds up the death of what’s left of the ozone layer… and we all ya know… BURN… keep in mind that God DID say there would be fire next time. Just a thought… but keep making pics of MLK in durags with gold grillz & a bussdown AP.

WHO GONE BE THE BOYS??

Him so cute 🥰

“I ain’t wit allat talkin” - Hands Chapter 1 Verse 3

She needs a Kufi and Laser eyes 😭

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽

Kehlani calls out ICE at the #GRAMMYs : “I really wanted to say f*ck ICE. But I think they needed some couth on the carpet or something. I'm a little couthless, ruthless. We're too powerful of a group to all be in the room at the same time and not make some kind of a statement.” (via THR)

Happy #BlackHistoryMonth ✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽

Life is filled with swift transitions. Regret is expensive. Do what you can with and for your loved ones while you can 🕊️

Teyana Taylor stuns on the red carpet at the 83rd Annual Golden Globes. #TeyanaTaylor #GoldenGlobes2026

depends on what I’m saying & who I’m saying it to

You really stole that man’s platinum facecard and paired it w/ your prepaid green dot meat pics & videos… and thought that I -Emmy Award-Winning Journalist- would not know you were a catfish??

🫩🫩🫩 I know who ain’t, me

I started as a cookie queen, then a pound cake princess. I’m a cake connoisseur now 🥇

The way I would’ve gone back to the hotel and checked the room out early, and went straight to the airport with all them hoes BLOCKED