at my mamas house I can’t even sneak into the kitchen at night no more cause she got this easily excitable ass dog 🙄 I shoulda stayed in Atlanta 1 more night 😭

These are the best words I've *ever* heard or read after surprise 😂

Last night I dreamed I was married to #AnthonyJoshua… and he was ✨perfect✨ in every way. The man picked me up y’all. Proceed to squat (while I hung on for dear life) until I stopped panicking about not wanting to hurt him 🥹 (mamas a big girl)

I need another Scorpio.

Everybody wants a second chance, but no one wants to get it right the first time.

Surprise! They’re cheesecakes! 🫶🏾 #MerryChristmas #BlackBakerSky

powerful n*ggatry afoot in 3… 2… 1…

The internet is undefeated

The internet can be so negative at times, make sure you disconnect every now and then.

don’t look, she’s nekkid

Been saying for years Paul was only doing rigged fights and as soon as he fought an actual boxer that wasn’t retired or past his prime and didn’t care about the money, he would get crushed.

I’m baking a brown butter vanilla pound cake with a red velvet swirl today. I miss playing Food Network with my friends on Discord 🦋🏝️💕

& don’t wanna hear SHIT else cause I’m dead serious.

They met at a party. My mama said some player sh*t, daddy said some equally player sh*t… one mutual friend later they were together chile.

I have been accused of having no filter. I have one. I use it a lot. This is what gets through. I can be meaner.

smoked muenster…

If you don’t *truly* like kids, DON’T work with kids. Yes they are disrespectful and bad as hell. Yes the parents are worse. No you cannot straighten out or discipline other folks kids. You will be the headline, not the hardheaded child.

may someone who isn’t sure of you never find you again. - a mistreated lover girl.

💀💀💀

weekly w/ @lonababy.blacksky.app. I low key wanna have a group FT tonight though

that is *NOT a good man, Savannah.

there comes a point where unrolling your gym shorts feels pointless. thick thigh probs 😔

Y’all heard the man 😌

👀

“make me prouder”

3 hours later… you better be stuck in a storm drain with a balloon somewhere

You ain’t answer my FT, I ain’t telling you shit. & yes I got an attitude

it’s not a Christmas movie but… Idlewild should have been far more successful than it was.

okay, hear me out: Get Out, but with klan members holding the reigns.

No funny sh*t, Nicki Minaj is 2 steps away from going full Kanye. Love or hate her, we cannot lose another one y’all 😔

iono if I can lie THAT good, which is why I can’t date rappers forreal. sitting there like this fighting the urge to say “turn that shit off”.

sometimes… I actually *don’t* hate being the bearer of bad news. 🫤

Oooo, tag me in coach! Long story short: THC (specifically) heightens your brain’s perception of senses -including taste & smell. stuff you love tastes better, stuff you hate tastes worse. Plus -dopamine is released faster when high, so you’re literally happier when positively stimulated. 😇

The way certain white people carry on about brunettes makes me assume that is their version of colorism some how because what’s wrong with darker hair?! 🤨

I love when people tell me their best wh*re stories -confidentially ofc. I be so surprised and entertained sitting in VIP 😂 “oop, iktsr friend! & then what you do???” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

@marissamadeit.bsky.social this is her bag

my stomach hurts from laughing so much 😭😭😭😭 round 2 had my mans STRESSED

Year In Review: scent combos #CC literally stopped niggas in their tracks all year long 😌

oh nun, just waiting for @niemah.bsky.social to see this

Gold Slug Boho Rissa OTW.

I’m torn… my fav Poppi (strawberry lemonade) vs my fav Olipop (Tropical punch)

281330800…4

Zaxbys > Raising Canes. Raising Canes do have good tea but that’s it.

lemme see your Christmas tree 👀

My ophthalmologist: Miss Russell is looks like you have 20/20 vision in your right eye… but the other… Me: …needs some work 🥲 anyway, I’m picking new frames today.

Not nearly enough, honestly

“Marissa you smell so good” “Oh wow she does smell amazing” “Is that YOU Marissa?”

unless it’s @lonababy.blacksky.app … whoopty damn doo.