I could really use a joint rn but, when I wrapped a Costco hotdog in a slice of pizza I knew the munchies was gonna do me in. I’ve been way too sober though.

How I spend Friday nights now that I’m a homebody

We'll stop taking your money when the pay and orgasm gap closes.

I went to sleep sleep at 0230 and was back up 0630. I’m finna be drained today

Driving to Farmville this weekend because there’s a 13 building furniture store out there and I’m on a mission

High key in love with my Sag sista

I’m a Sag sun, Gemini moon who married two Sag men. Just keep them as friends, they operate better free.

Idk but the answer is always April.

I would like a happy ending.

I’m way too sober. 😐

There’s really no such thing as too much nail inspo

Some of my faves

I miss being reckless a lil bit

I need some games on my phone, any suggestions?

This is good to note; clarity is vital in all things. All old-fashioneds are bad. They’re all really really bad. There are no good ones. I hope that clears it up; confusion is our common enemy. bsky.app/profile/crea...

🥴 realizing I’ve been on the blacksky tab

As many times as it takes to keep my smile bright.

3pm, it when I get my kid from school and we chat

Mid Atlantic

Somehow both

In fear

Grinch green

I really hate being lifted off my feet. Actually activates rage. I don’t even know why, the shit don’t feel right. Feet dangling

someone in this house used my inside broom outside 😒

Up thinking about fried chicken and seafood salad

We been "waiting for the old folks to die so we can stop being racist" for every single one of my 53 years. It's almost like, they pass it down generationally or something.

Passin’ Me By

And we’re going to watch The Twilight Zone until we fall asleep

Seeing that you’re reading this, just know that you’ve made it thru today. Congrats. See you tomorrow.

Lemme see your Pinterest page when you open the app.

Someone go through my closets and pick out my work outfit for tomorrow. It needs to give corporate business casual but I’d rather be in bed. That’s the mood.

Full Moon

PYT

Confessions

Sell my house and buy another in the city.

Seafood boils

Maraschino cherry red and aqua

🥴

The air was different outside 😭

Side streets and parking lots are gross as hell in the RVA area yall be safe

Honestly same

DC Folks! Munk and I are back! New show, new jokes!!! Come see us Dec 26-28 at the DC Comedy Loft!!! www.dccomedyloft.com/events/113749

Ok so no gym today, but I’m finna do some calisthenics 💪🏽

**NEW HEAT!!!!** Zo! & Tall Black Guy- "Keep Him Satisfied" (feat. Sy Smith) Produced by Zo! x Tall Black Guy x 14KT www.catapultdistribution.com/magnet/Zo%21...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_03... full video from The Drey Dossier on the Paramount bid on Warner Bros.

Surface hit the ground running in 1987 with "Happy," a song they'd written for another act but decided to record themselves. Their version hit No. 1 on the R&B charts and Surface frontman Bernard Jackson told us how it felt to have a No. 1 that quickly #MusicSky youtu.be/rOju5NGeE9E?...

Did yall workout today or what? I’m on a two day streak and I’m siced about it 😂