Just listened to 1 on a podcast say that showers were a reward for her to workout. If she didn't workout, she didn't shower. Said she would go 2 days without bathing.

white people smell so bad, dawg. It is actually ridiculous.

update: one man got blocked, one said he wasn’t competing with no other niggas but that’s ✨ his ✨ woman and no elses (yeah ok!) and the last one showed up at her house at 11:55 last night without calling or texting first. she was not home. he sat out in front of her house until she got home at 2am 😭

This is a great listen if you’re just starting out or already have a routine. It’s about 16 minutes. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

With this wind we are experiencing, I hope it picks up that house on 1600 and takes it down the yellow brick road.

My ankles small as hell anyway. My thumb & middle finger can wrap around them.

‘Stranger Things’ has ended after 9 years

this reminds me of my favorite scripture

NEW JERSEY PEOPLE DONT HAVE ACCENTS! Media is lying to you

Tea.

My homeboy from Maryland said I sound like ASAP Rocky 😂🙃

Lmao I say cawfee too.

This. I have zero accent accept for “Dawda” for daughter. Other than that, not a one.

Black waves, black days Black baes, black things These are black-owned things Black faith still can't be washed away Not even in that Florida water.

Nobody did

I don’t want to hear about anybody else’s bad hygiene habits next year and beyond.

Because we don’t

2026 is the year yall gon stop saying Jerseyans have accents. Thanks.

Everything that stemmed from this 😭😭😭😭😭

Explaining a woman’s anatomy to a 10 year old boy was not on my bingo card for 2025, but here we are.

I'm so damned confused by their decision to wait until day 365 to clean up and toss shit out, but come knocking on my door every 6 mins to find out it I want ___ before it goes in the trash. NO I don't want a chocolate heart from Valentines day! Lemme sleep!

Will these boys let me take a nap? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z

Ooooh you don’t want to do this with me you ladle beard sumbitch. I can tell from the terrain of your facial hair you don’t change your pillow case enough.

listen, @officialblee.blacksky.app was not to be played with on this day. this read still makes me cackle to this day 😭

In 2026, I want these black dudes having kids with white women to stay in that babies life. Those kids out here moving crazy as hell and crying every 7 business minutes about not fitting in. Take care of yo gotdamn kids.

Is it really an impossible mission if he not running for his life?

I just don't understand why there are these GROWN rappers and people in Black media spaces who are waiting for Aubrey to bring the "vibes." Why are you as a grown man waiting for someone younger than you to "bring the heauxs out" and "set the vibes"???? This is LOSER behavior.

More authentic love, in all its forms. More community 🫂 More growth🌱 More outside ☀️

Trying to “well actually” a warning about shooting bullets into the sky when the conclusion of death is still the same is… ykw, George Bush? When I catch you…

Americans never even wanted cars like that until the damn GOVERNMENT got into bed with the automakers. Like everything else. (Woodrow Wilson, 1916). That's right....1916....

it is really affirming when you realize you’re handling something way better than a past version of yourself would’ve

No more red balloons… we Get it you suck they suck everyone sucks… The only content I’m finna see is Meet Cutes and generous lovers🤌🏿

What Kanye did with "A House Is Not a Home" and flipping it to "Slow Jamz" is still magnificent to me. Old Ye was crazy good.

I’ve got a trigger point in my mid back. I need to hit the foam roller ASAP

It’s almost time! #StrangerThings

That bottle would've been upside his head

Good coffee (great beans, brewed correctly) is as diverse in flavors as good wine. So I definitely get how some people drink it black. But I ain’t that grown yet. And most widely available coffee ain’t that good.

She hit four cars before she ended up in the woods. And then bit one of the EMS people

Please don’t drink and drive. Coming from someone that was hit by a bitch that fucking blasted. That bitch couldn’t see.

Couldn't believe it when I saw someone pull down the mask to sneeze. Bruh.

A fresh start is unfolding in your life. Old cycles are ending, new doors are opening. Step forward with excitement, your next chapter will be brighter than the last.

The NGL auntie:

Having to do all the planning for someone who wants to date me?? Never tf again. Bc at that point I may as well cut the middle man and date myself. Especially if I’m helping pay anyway. 🙃

He was the real villain in Scandal. Nobody came close to Cyrus. That mf was cut throat 🤣 poor David(even tho he was annoying)

I just got a “woman to woman” DM and men…please tighten up. Because whenever a woman reaches out to me about her man, I’m gonna tell her everything with screenshots included 🧘🏽‍♀️

Major pet peeve of mine…. Inviting me somewhere at a specific time and you not be there at said time you told me to be there. I hate when my time os played with

Trevante Rhodes did a good job in Mike.

I don’t think I’ve ever come across a man my height while in DC 🤔

This is musty

Close but no cigar 😩