Dude took a sad first half and made it better.

The way Zlatan and Thierry just openly laugh at Lalas never gets old.

That pass was so damn pretty

Oh my goodness

Happy 11th Anniversary to The Roots sampling the [Philadelphia] Action News theme.

This country has never been so succinctly captured in one image before.

Oh that was so pretty

This is bullshit. Not a fan of this ending at all.

Holy shit Congo!

I always have a drink in the airport because I love that time has no meaning here. Cocktails at 10 am? Sure, let’s do it

Never change Mets

I’m a little uncomfortable with exactly how hot Leo is with that mustache

I’d like to have Momma Bridgerton for night tea

I’m still not over getting fat shamed by a convicted rapist.

Oh no. The sappy drunk has made an appearance and I need to put the phone down.

every time I open up insta, I have like fifty more Heated Rivalry reels in my DMs. it rules.

Just give Jacob Tierney all the money and let him make whatever he wants.

My favorite part of the Heated Rivalry discourse so far is a post mentioning how good the ‘cake’ is and a commenter asking if they missed a scene because she didn’t see any cake 😂 Trust me, this cake cannot be missed. It can be seen from space it’s so big. And perfectly round.

“They’re going to use this against us.” My brother in Christ, they are using our very identities against us.

Tonight is the 10th anniversary of the greatest live musical performance in Philadelphia history, better than Mick & Tina at Live Aid, better than any Springsteen show, better than Nirvana at J.C. Dobbs. Ten years ago tonight at the Art Museum, The Roots remixed the Action News theme.

I love Amy Poehler’s podcast so much i actually listen to the commercials

I follow too many young people when they’re talking about the first Middle East war and they mean 2003.

ICE will be ramping up its activity in Philadelphia, Seattle, NYC, Chicago, and Northern Virginia. Stay the fuck out of Philly!!

I’ve got RATM blaring out of my windows and the most adorable 20yr just knocked and asked if I wanted to go to church with him. Not the right house, kid. Although I’d be up for a little corrupting 😎

There comes a time during every day spa day when I feel like I’ve been abducted.

It’s MICHELIN night baby. I’m sorry to my bank account.

As a bisexual, I’d like to thank Miami Beach for the spectacular sights 🍑

Ok, I’m done now. Man needs to stop taking

Omg this driver is so chatty. And loud. But endearing so I’m gonna give him a pass.

Today is our 25th anniversary. I’ve been composing some lovely post in my head but it’s truly impossible to reduce our life together to a post. I will say, our marriage is a success because we both put in the work: mental, physical, household, etc. And he just makes me happy.

Dogs have been dropped off, vacation can officially begin🌴🌴🍾🍾

I’m ready Dr Robby. Break my heart.

Donna Mills on Doctor Pacey. Ryan Murphy, I apologize for everything.

Gina Gershon Changed this baby bi forever.

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

The Pitt is ridiculously good.

This is not going to be a productive day.

I was not prepared for the Ezra Klein “daddy” era.

Sitting here psyching myself up so I get out of bed early tomorrow and get a few things done. The chance this actually happens is under 10%

I realize I’m 24 hours behind but it’s wild to me that Kieran swept the supporting actor category. Jeremy Strong was so good in that role. I’m curious if there was a Strong bias or if it was bc of the subject matter

Is this supposed to be Maine accent because girl, what?

I want to take a second to appreciate Zelensky’s control. The desire to punch Vance must’ve been overwhelming

People tapping long nails on things and shaking objects back and forth will be my origin story

Still can’t get it out of my head

I loved this show so much.

Measles If you were born between 1957-1968, your MMR vax was less effective than what came later & you may need boosting. If you were born before ~1984, there's a small chance it may no longer be protecting you & you may need boosting. I just messaged my doc to ask re: a "titer test" to find out.

The annual budget of the Las Vegas CSI lab is $10 billion

I haven’t looked this up yet, but do I need a measles booster? Are they making them?

Rilo Kiley will be in Philly in September. The world cannot end before that.