"He doesn’t stop. He’s a machine." 🤣😂🤪

Remy seen fleeing New York City, heading to Florida, after Mamdani’s victory.

In honor of today’s victory, I’ll be having a sub sandwich for dinner.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

“So…There I was, standing in the Oval Office. I was slightly buzzed from some pills Dr Oz gave me and then all of sudden, some weirdo drops to the ground and I’m like “Oh shit, didn’t Dr Oz give that guy some pills as well?” That’s when I decide to bolt.”

My official “Return to Sender” list of “Oprah’s Favorite Things” has finally dropped. Dr Oz Dr Phil Rachel Ray Suze Orman

“I can still smell the mustard and onions from that weaponized sub sandwich.”

Why does cheating in elections only occur when republicans lose?

One hundred married men were asked….

Washington DC wildlife: Black-crowned night heron this morning by the Washington Marina. 🪶

In honor of Dick Cheney’s death, I hope Mamdani kicks Cuomo’s ass today.

Find somebody who looks at you the way Charlie's widow looks at Usha's husband.

I’m sarcastically shocked!

What he said: 💯 🎯

Paxlovid from Pfizer costs $15 to make and now retails for $1500. Insane

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

If my wife passes away before me, in her honor, I’ll wear assless leather chaps when I start dating again. Thanks for the idea, EriKa KirK!