Trump’s “library” is just a brothel filled with Eastern European women who will “love you long time” for an Einstein visa.

Imagine if we did the same thing, Little Marco.

I like to help my family, because it makes me feel good. I also like to whisper “Go fuck yourself” after each good deed, because I’m not a saint.

Same vibe…

Happy No Kings Day! 😁😂

Spider-Kash, Spider-Kash, Does whatever a grifter can Spins a lie, any size, Catches jets just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Kash. Is he strong? Listen bud, He wears black leather cause he’s a stud… Here comes the Spider-Kash.

Why is this woman dressing up as Druski?!?!

Spider-Kash, Spider-Kash, Does whatever a grifter can Spins a lie, any size, Catches jets just like flies Look Out! Here comes the Spider-Kash. Is he strong? Listen bud, He wears black leather cause he’s a stud… Here comes the Spider-Kash.

You won’t trust these “adults” with getting your McDonalds order right, but you trust them to “protect” our airports?

Let’s put Betty White on coins and her signature on $100 bills, instead of the Orange Twat. She certainly did more for this country than that pedophile will ever did.

This new Joker sequel looks horrible.

If David Koresh was the son of god, why didn’t he ask him for 20/20 vision?

I do the same thing, at my local weed dispensary, before entering.

Going to tell my grandkids that’s Freddie Mercury and Roger Taylor.

Who made this? I did. 😊

Can someone get a hold of the DHS Secretary for me? My kitchen sink is backed up, again.

My wife was a former pimp. I was a greenhorn streetwalker…

The hero we needed.

🎶 Sittin' here resting my bones And this loneliness won't leave me alone It's two thousand miles I roamed Just to make this chair my home

Remember old timers, when the nukes start dropping… Stop, Drop And Roll. And for you kids out there, remember to… Stop, Collaborate & Listen.

@armenianabs.bsky.social you are branching out😭😭

Movie starts at 8:00 pm. Picked this from the Criterion collection. I’ll supply the weed, you bring the snacks.

When you realize you are the largest holder of American debt, at 1.2 trillion dollars…

I’m sorry, but Kenny Loggins ‘Danger Zone’ rocks too hard to be considered a Yacht Rock song. I don’t make the rules.

Apparently I had a little too much Guinness, last night. I’d like to thank my friends John and Luke for making sure I got home ok.

I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?