Sigh. Every day I realize I’m not crazy for having the expectations that I have. But funny enough, while it’s comforting bc I feel seen, it simultaneously makes me sad bc if I’m not the only one… why tf is it so hard to find?!

Kehlani is funny asf🤣🤣🤣

Religiously… & them mfs never have anything for me 😂😭

The Sodom and Gomorra story was about condemning a society that violently discourages immigration and punishes the poor (mostly for being foreigners) and they turned it into anti-gay propaganda

The woman I want? I’m planning. I’m showing effort. I’m COMMUNICATING. MFs think it’s finna fall in their lap.

Who tf is saving my pictures and videos????????? In the age of AI I do not want mfs saving pictures and videos of me because mfs are sick in the head

My favorite thing to get from HEB are the meal simples with the rotisserie chicken salad, crackers, grapes, and cheese. If I don’t get anything else, I’m leaving with that

How you doing weaponized incompetence, even when getting paid?!😢🤯

We gotta start asking them “did your mama give you balled up bread sandwiches? Were the fruits all bruised and covered in cleaning products? She give you ramen instead of spaghetti??”. Ppl excuse them like, “they didn’t go to the store growing up”, BUT THEY ATE THE SAME GROCERIES AS WE DID

I’m mad HEB makes you tip before get your food 😡😡

Okay I’m done talking about it. Yo mama ain’t teach yo ass to not smoosh the bread!!????!!!!! Okay okay I’m done fr

I’m already tired asf and can’t sleep past 7 no matter what time I go to sleep now my bread gets delivered smooshed

I be quick to disassociate in a conversation if somebody is rambling on.

Seeing my bread smooshed like that PISSED ME OFF SO MF BAD. I can’t wait to get another car so I can make my own damn groceries

Bro men GETS ON MY NERVESSSSSSSS why every time I get my groceries delivered it’s a man and my bread always look balled up

Need to start letting go of some of these Snapchat memories of people I’ll never speak to again or haven’t spoken to in years lol

I want/need more people to know what PMDD and how it's not just "really bad PMS" I be fighting for my life every month 😭

Choosing not to vaccinate your child while you yourself is FULLY vaccinated is weird and extremely dangerous in my opinion

If you gotta ask for a date, he don’t like you like that. Block him. No fault of yours, just incompatibility. If you gotta ask for him to spend $ on you, he don’t like you that. They gone offer that up first. Block him. If he only offers peen, he don’t like you like that. & thats okay.

It’s def been proven that “ugly” people are treated worse fr

Ommgggg I just watched a video of man proposing his girlfriend with Pokémon cards!!! The way her face lit up so bright 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹💓💓💓💓💓I can’t stop the tears 🥹🥹

the things you like romantically yes. but the desire to be romantic, considerate and thoughtful have to be in them already for that to occur.

Tell me..uh…what you thinking about when you finger poppin this pussy!!

Scrolling on IG and saw a beautiful Black Woman Black Womaning! 🙂‍↕️

Well

Zionists and Neonazis joining together to make all of our lives a living hell..who would have thought?

People were so upset about this also because the newscaster Sanders missed the opportunity to ask Dixon if she was OK. She abruptly ended the discussion. Later Dixon responded saying that people are stressed and everyone has issues in their relationships. I hope she is ok.

Homecoming time and times to dust off my fake names

Sierra

Texas invading Illinois and that man in office saying “we took away freedom of speech”….I really really really hate it here

I really feel like subway should bring back the pizza option to all locations. I’m tired of searching high and low for a subway pizza 😒

On Amazon editing my esthetician needs list and first thing I see is a baby reading list I made for whenever I decide to have my daughter lol

Chick-fil-A Cobb salad or subway🤔🤔🤔

But don't be out here pissing off sweet women folk... they will be kind until they won't be.

I got myself the cutest white roses. I can’t wait to put them in my pink vase

Something else she said: The Cookout is symbolic of community. Black culture. But we, as a ppl, invite others in who do not actually hold us in community or even want to. They want access THEY want to be held.

Love the grocery stores during elderly time

Horror comedy. But like, the Tyler Perry type of comedy

I get jealous very easily 🙃

Drake finna get another bbl and some dreadlocks

Damn we really could’ve had a qualified beautiful black woman as president with a silky AND kept all our rights and possibly received more 😢💔

God is really good🥹🥹 I can kinda take a breath for now

The facial that got me my 100🤭 I really wish I had space on my phone to be able to record in real time but fuck it🤷🏾‍♀️

People will come to the internet for fake validation instead of just becoming a better person.

I have 470 hours left before I clock out

If Betty Boop was from the West Side of Chicago 💕

The judge: it is hereby ordered that you are in fact, not like us