summer is almost here sluts! thighs OUT 🫵🏽

I ate so bad this week I’m getting acne on my face.

HEAVEN CAN WAIT !!!

Oh this wine is on my ass 🥴

Yeth 🙂‍↕️

White but it has to be a sweet white

I have to read it & hear somebody say it then I got it. Bonus points if I’m chewing gum when I hear it or read it.

Fuck nigga

I’m really good at making rice.

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Look at ya’ll flirting & ya’ll 10 states away lol

Hi

This lady just asked me if I’m 18. “I’m 29.” “You look so good!” Lmao she doesn’t even know my kid stresses me out so bad & I slept all day so I look refreshed 😅

How you like me but not tryna kiss me in the rain? Bitch you lying!

Roatan is sooooo beautiful

I’m on vacation in another country & the child’s father has made him skip school 3/4 days with no excuse. Remind me to have that nigga jumped next week.

She said that man dick 3-4 inches & he disappointed her. Sister PLEASE!

Lmaooo this lady is talking soooooo bad to this nigga

Being called a beautiful princess by the men people in different countries just does it for me. Yall see me!

My ankles are so swollen but ima be all over Belize baby! I’m getting my money’s worth fasho.

A lady at the casino just hit $7000+ in a bonus. As a hater I am unpleased. Congrats to her but it shoulda been me instead!

I asked the bartender for a French 75. He said “What is that?” The martini he recommended is trash. Fuck!

Like guys, after this $20 I’m leaving but ima stumble up outta here fasho 😅

The drinks at the casino will have you so tilted omg

I bought the roaming plan AND ship wifi. Why ion have no fawkin service?!

Officially on vacation 🥳🤸🏾‍♀️

Honeycrisp

Bro my cruise is 3 port days & 3 sea days…. Ima be sleep so bad in that sun in my bikinis 😂

Carnival act like they don’t want you on their website nor their app. Why it be closing like that? Logging out when you tryna go to the next page n shit.

Megan might need to sample My Babe by Little Walter idk

If JT gets a breast reduction she could really serve the looks she thinks she’s serving now. She’s just so….small in the torso area that the looks fall flat *to me.*

I’m feeling particularly unwell rn. Don’t see myself feeling better in the foreseeable future.

Sometimes you have to mute your own folks/mutuals For your mental health. Ill never apologize for that. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Not scared of needles but scared of the pain associated with them. It makes me jittery & I suddenly become super chatty with the sweatiest palms ever.

I get offended when people ask me where I’m from because I’m so country but live in the city. Girl this accent came from the roots okay!

I made my mama a baked potato in the air fryer (it has a bake setting) & she has been talking about it for months. Lol it’s so ridiculous.

Whatbis it about Beyonce’s voice that tickles my brain like that? I was at the concert tingling, certain songs make my head tingle… she a witch for real ain’t it?

The past two days whooped me so bad but I’m still here! Glory!

Lmao the irony of Lost by Frank Ocean playing as I got lost on this fucking campus 💀

Why would you invite folks to your house knowing it’s a mess? Like their first introduction to your home & it look like all kinda tornadoes went through yo shit

She shoulda been peeled that nigga face off & wore it like a party hat the first time he played with her in front of company but nooooo. Good luck to them folks man 🙄

I like seeing a fine man in a crop top. I don’t not care! Morris Chestnut & Shemar Moore started some shit back in the day that pleases me deeply presently.

Last night my son asked me when my butt got smaller. I almost fell to my knees. Beyonce, I have failed you!

I want all the attention. Immediately.

Vacationnnn

Early mornings. Skin glowing, stomach flat, ass fat, feeling so amazing inside & out.

When I first started wearing dresses…. Whew 😮‍💨

Being at peace

Grudge holder!

Being digestible or acting “right”