I’m so hungry wtf

I *hate* that. Please don’t interrupt my sleep being fucking horny! Turn me loose 😤

I need Kat to ask them cards if I met my forever nigga yet & if I should take my business seriously before I tweak out.

Cafe Bustelo is strong as hell & be making me have to use the restroom all the time. No other coffee makes me pee like this.

I really wish I found Victoria Monet sexually appealing. She’s so beautiful & her body is sickening but I don’t wanna do her 😔

It’s too early to be doing that bullshit.

I posted a pic on Snapchat & somebody decided to screenshot it. Very weird behavior.

Somebody please remind me to watch Die Hard so I can see if it really is a Christmas movie. Thank ya

Skrilla ugly ass be pissing me off.

I’m ready to start vacationing for the holidays.

I slipped when getting out of the tub yesterday (barely lifted up- it was a very short distance down) & now my arm has a bruise. Which brings me to how wild it is that I bruise so easily as a brown person ☹️

I don't know but this needs to stop post haste

Long story short: French 75s will have you acting exactly how you feel in the moment.

I cut up so bad at my grandma house that I broke my toenail 🤦🏾‍♀️

Hey @profanity.accountant! How bad has it gotten? 🥴

I just bought a housecoat with pockets & a zipper. Baby the way ima be tucked into it after work all winter 🙂‍↔️

I was just saying how well behaved the teams were then they got in that fucking BRAWL 💀 Bro gloves, helmets & sticks were strewn about that ice & ass was getting kicked!

Yall. The hockey game I went to last night was sooooo crazy. We came back for the 3 period & literally as soon as the whistle blew both teams started fighting. Everybody in the penalty box but the goalies 😂

I made a pecan pie for the first time yesterday. If it’s nasty- I did NOT make that 💀

A grown ass man told me that he only pays $50 on his light bill every month so they won’t cut his shit off. Before you ask- yes his dick is down to his knees & no he doesn’t have good sense.

What Teddy P said on Close The Door at 3:32 is what ima say to my nigga when I get one.

What business I got going to work at 3am???? Bitch- NONE! But ima shut up before it be 1am 😅

Roni asked me when’s the last time I made gumbo. I actually hate gumbo & he couldn’t believe I only made it once.

I haven’t seen one single pecan pie today. Now I have to make my own.

I have been watching my mama’s location all day since she wanted to go hang out with her friends. Girl where is my to go plate?!

The cocktails are whoopin me ngl 🫠

Them folks said Gary’s birthday was this week. Wait a doggone minute!

I’m in my bed listening to an audiobook & eating chips. I think it’s time for cocktails.

Thankful for this big fat juicy ass 😌

We get together like once a month or once every two months. We love to eat, drink & talk shit lol

The thing is that I see my family so often that holidays aren’t some big deal where we gotta catch up on the happenings of each other’s lives.

I always bake mine because I like to melt butter on them. ✨Girl dinner✨

So I guess I gotta binge Stranger Things soon because ion remember shit after season 2.

Lemme tell yall what pissed me off today. A gahdamn audiobook.

Hydrangeas

At my lil job bouta suffer a couple more hours

“Cold Dranks”

???????

Cheesecake stuffed cupcakes 😌

Puh-cone

I have no idea what it means to “act right” but people keep telling me that I don’t. So 🤷🏾‍♀️

If you’re publicly asking for prayers for your family member/friend that’s in the hospital for more than a week, why I can’t ask which way I need to direct my prayers??? What they got going on that I gotta get all my prayer warriors on the line to speak in tongues about?

My mama is tryna get me to cook for Thanksgiving when ion even plan on leaving my bed. Girl???

Okay but how the fuck are horses getting herpes??? There aren’t really any “wild” ones left so where is the herp coming from?

Asparagus.

That cow is too expensive these days & I love steak!

Musty ass mangoes

Pomegranate.

Pepsi gotta pay for what they did to Michael!