I like to feel the shower on my scalp and I’m jealous of that.

I can tell I’m going to be one of those old ladies with a bald head. I might start at a pixie maybe a taper fade if I don’t relax it. Put some gel in to and let the curls pop off. I miss that.

HEB has the best music. I be dancing every time go in there.

I need balance. You can’t do something to the right side and not do it to the left.

I want the left and the right sucked equally.

I’m tired af.

I might be a gangsta for real. Like off the internet. I will not elaborate.

I love hand written notes. ♥️

😐

This is wild.

It’s on video. Like they wanted us to see this.

Ice killed that lady. They shot her in the face. It’s 3 videos circulating. 😔

You can put your whole tongue down my throat. I’ll sip your drink. On a good day I might swallow. But if you use my tooth brush I’d lose my shit.

Now I’m noticing that I’m not the only one and some of the books on my shelf are formatted wrong. Ha!

I don’t know which way the letters are supposed to to go on the spine. 🫣 I had to go in the office and look at my bookshelf.

I’m sure there is some trust issues and past relationships ptsd contributing to my lack of commitment.

I just wanna be able to exit quickly.

And then what if it’s a cancellation fee? I can’t do it.

Like I don’t wanna commit to a subscription.

Relationships scare me. I be terrified. It’s like an Amazon prime subscription. Do you really need 2 day delivery ?

I love ALL that shit. Pat your weave/wig. Tap your long bails on things. Do that lil noise with your tongue. Talk loud in quiet places. Throw ass when you like the music at the restaurant. No bird left behind baybeeeeee

I know the women have things they get birdy for LMAO but men! what things do the women do that bring it out of you? i love when women chew gum real hard 🤣 ESPECIALLY if they blow bubbles 😮‍💨

And don’t tell me. I’m going back to being a pescatarian. Ion even like real meat like that.

Like, right now, today. I don’t even know where to buy a whole pig head.

I don’t care what anyone says Hog head cheese is slave food.

This how I know they were some real slaves. Cause ain’t no way. Man.

It’s really the whole head. Ain’t nothing taken out. The brain, tongue, eyes. All that shit. In the pot. Boiling. For hours and hours. Couldn’t even watch cartoons cause my little eyeballs burning.

The smell of boiling an hog head for 24 hours is a stench I will never in my life forget. I thought I was going to school smelling like a pig head. The smell was all through the entire house. I just knew the kids at school were going to tease me.

Hog head cheese is disgusting. I know this to be factual because my grandparents used to have hog heads sitting on the kitchen table terrifying the fuck outta me at 8 years old.

People who make their job their entire personality <<<<<

This how I know people be fake interested.

Like I actually have hobbies. Multiple hobbies. I be in the shit I like. You don’t know that cause you only talk to me about 1 thing.

We could talk about a world of things. Hobbies, interest, new things to try, food, beauty shit, shopping, spa days. Anything really. Work is not on my fun list.

If you stop being available people will figure their own shit out.

The first few times I was ok with it. But then I started noticing every time we hung out was like a damn work therapy session. I’m not doing this.

No you can’t run nothing by me.

I never want to talk about work with my friends. Never. When I’m off work I don’t even act like I have a job. Fuck them people. Fuck that job. Anything after business hours is on my damn time.

I have a friend. Maybe they are not a friend. But every time we hang out this girl wanna talk about work. What’s going on at her job and who doing what and how she should handle that situation. Girl, I have a hourly consulting rate.

I hate everyday. It’s in my DNA. I don’t hate ON other people. Noooooo it’s deeper than that. I hate peoples brains and thought processes. You as a person is completely fine. The way you think tho might piss me off.

Every time I get on here trying to be a good human y’all say something wild to me. Now all the good shit about me is out the window.

I will play on this phone all day.

I’m am crying. I need to go to bed.

The teacher don’t know what the hell is going on. She be on facebook scrolling through the knitting for Jesus meetup group.

The Kentucky video is sending me so far into orbit right now. I shouldn’t be laughing this hard. The problem is, I saw the original. And now anyone saying they went to Kentucky sends me off the rail. lol

His gums were bleeding at brunch.

It’s so smooth.

I like this.

My phone is at 3%. Imma just go. 🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏾‍♀️

“Y’all sucked on em so long it can’t grow” “It’s in the wrong hole” Son of Mary and Joseph.

I’m chillin.