This morning someone put this on my desk to try. I don’t like bent nibs or fude nibs. I learned this morning.

I cleaned my teenager grill for the summer so we can grill again. Sometimes I let life happen without my phone.

I didn’t buy the cake but I got a big huge watermelon. My argument: Fiber!

Working through pain and discomfort is something the other side of the species know nothing about. They cut their finger and start crying. And we’re the bitches. Tuh.

I think women should get 7 consecutive days off work every month. No questions asked.

I can’t buy a cake everytime I have a bad day.

I almost bought a cake last night because I had a bad day. lol.

Between yesterday and and today I’ve been screaming at my monitor.

People been doing this shit for years. Acting brand new.

People are asking me how do they figure out if the changes they are making has critical impact? And I’m about to scream. Because run the impact analysis script and see what the hell is tied to your changes.

I can feel my body shutting down preparing to sleep every time I shower. lol

I’m never angry after a shower I feel like I’ve washed the emotions and the day away. I do get sleepy tho. Like a child.

I think the 3rd one is do I need to shower? Lol.

Every time you get angry you should ask yourself, 1. Am I hungry? 2. Do I have to poop?

I have complaints daily. But they are minor inconveniences.

Anyway I’ve been avoiding the news so I can be blissfully happy when I die. Imma just keep living like ain’t shit going on. With minor awareness.

I’m not amused. I’m tired.

Cause maybe she is doing what she can with what she got.

I wonder if white privilege only works for the attractive ones? Is there levels? lol.

The fact that she believes nobody would give her money for her nonprofit or what ever her cause is unless she comes 90% close to death is crazy. Cause the lack of self esteem is wild. She is not using her white privilege enough. I want better for her.

Then she put on a bathing suit and got in the water to check the bottom of her canoe to see if it was barnacles on it. It wasn’t. Nobody, wanted to see her do that. The comments are so offensive.

Ok full discs I don’t actually believe none of that shit happened but… Yanno. Let’s pretend it did.

Ain’t enough people sitting in the belly of a whale no more smelling stomach acid and fish breath for 3 days and nights with minimal oxygen levels.

You know what the problem is. Whales ain’t swallowing up boats and humans no more like they did Joana and people are disrespecting the fish.

There is a lady in some kind of canoe rowing from California to Hawaii. And the way this is irritating me when I should mind my business is also disturbing my spirit. Cause why she in a row boat? Tryna get across the Pacific Ocean. This ain’t no pond. This is not a lake. It’s an ocean.

♥️ I love to see it.

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Please don’t call her spoiled if you’re just the food man 🙂‍↔️

Today is emotionally taking me out.

Ion know what’s going on today but everyone is getting it.

Now every meeting I have with them I open with, If you have vacation planned you can’t give my team any new projects until you come back.

Cause that’s exactly what they did. Lady gave us this huge ass project then sent a OOO cause she wants to backpack through Europe. Also me: Bitch a backpack and unlimited cheese?

The other drama not related to me flipping tables… We have unlimited PTO. So someone said “yeah the PMO team bring us all these projects then go in a 3 week vacation.” I died. I didn’t even try to hold it in.

Honestly, I go raise hell for the good cause and then I feel bad cause I had to take it there.

I’ve flipped enough tables. And I’m sad I had to make decisions I had to make.

I need a proper storage case for my fountain pens. Only half are inked. The other half I want to empty out and start their life over. I got new ink.

I love how I can google shit in real time and support my thoughts. lol. Like hold please. I need 5 seconds.

This is not the meeting I’m going to flip the table in. I’m still simmering.

Then they had a had Salesforce security breach that affected everyone that used Salesforce. And I’m in the cyber security meeting looking at everyone and asking what’s the alternative?

There is nothing happening right now with cloudstrike. But remember when all the banks and POS and Some of your apps just stopped working a few years ago? It’s cause there was a breach at Cloudstrike.

Also, what the hell did Cloudstrike tell every company in America to get to deeply rooted in every fucking application that if their servers go down the entire world stops working?

I’m calm but I am extremely pissed.

Imma wait. Let everyone get their coffee. Eat breakfast. Get comfortable in their seat.

I’ve been sitting here simmering all morning.

I don’t know where the moon is in the sky or if there is some kind of retrograde. Or if Aries is in a Milkshake. But what I do know is I’m about to raise all kinds of hell today. And everyone involved is going to need thoughts and prayers by the time I’m done.

I didn’t say it. lol. I never say “ain’t” At work. Only around comfortable company. Like friends and family.

“They ain’t got” be killing me. I think these Atlanta people are rubbing off on me.

You’d would think we were hiding cocoa cola ingredients list or something.

Anyway. This morning I want to argue about IAM and the onboarding process. And why it take all damn day for my new person to sign in on his laptop?

You never really know people. People you have know for years. You don’t know them.