In Missy Elliott we trust!

Yall ever seen a man staring you down but you want the homeboy. Like sir, please stop looking at me and tap your boy on the shoulder! Damn!

Just to brag a lil bit, I’m truly a catch.

I had to tell a Puerto Rican to not say nigga around me. He works with me. He got drunk off Blue Moons. I can’t make this up. My life is purely comedy

Is this the official invite or what?

Sweater Dresses & Boots >>>

Mind you, he is in his 60’s, married with grandchildren and heart problems. What the fuck am I gonna do with that?!

And not that I have to explain myself but I do not put effort into my appearance when I come to work bc I don’t want the attention but alas, here we are

The thing is to go to HR and filing harassment but it is not that simple or easy, especially where I work. If you work in the corporate world OR Military world, you understand my plight

My supervisor told me he wanted me to be his wife today… A coworker told me I look good today. I didn’t have my work sweater on.. Being attractive is cool until you have to work in an office of all men. I’m the youngest black woman in here. It’s 3 other blk ladies here & 2/3 don’t speak to me.

She shoulda just stfu

Always

It’s really okay to retire.

Anybody else seen the grandma who lit the cake on fire? I have been DYING every time it comes on my fyp

The sleep I’m bout to get tonight! I already know it’s gonna be good

I need a full body massage and some hot tea right now.

Single not desperate.

Just published a new Substack reflection. If you need something gentle to start your week, it’s for you. #inhervision #healingjourney open.substack.com/pub/inhervis...

I do not want to go to work at all

Hey, so the high being 33° and it feeling like 17° right now is bonkers. Anyway, Good Morning beautiful people. Have a wonderful day and bundle up!

For all things .

Two weeks until I go on leave Literally counting down the days l

Our Christmas pictures came out sooo cute! I bawled my eyes out last night when I got them back

4 favs from 2025 This is part 1 bc I have had some bangers this year

I need a maintenance day. Pedicure, manicure, massage.. the works

Me talking shit about food takes and then participating in the conversation is crazy 😂

And I think the opposite. French fries are the only true form of potato

My head is starting to hurt

I beg.

Men with nice legs >>>

eye posted a thirst trap. now lettuce see.

😈😏

Grey shirts jump stomp was serious. He meant that

I got a “I can’t help you unless you smile” when I went to the store to get my wine tonight…

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Rosiana will be here Sunday 🙂‍↕️🤭

The spell check and not being able to edit is thoroughly kicking my ass. I promise I can spell

He's calling y'all cheap whores, fellas.

I watch this every time it comes on

I love to hear a country man say “fuck is u talm bout mane” and put some umph behind it.

If the phone ring at 3am, just now I’m not calling for breakfast sausage

I’m so tired yall. Like exhausted and I did nothing today smh

I said I was going to do a smoke detox. Raise your hand if you believed me 😂😂 I got two eighths & one of those was only $1

Blue Streak is leaving Netflix soon so guess what’s being watched while I smoke this jay

Happy #FaceCardFriday Let me see your faces ☺️

QTNA

And when I say experience, I mean as I am today. I’ve done it but it ain’t really hit with that person.. 😒

I feel like Indica’s are for people who are night owls and Sativa’s are for day birds Idk. It’s just how I see it