Thank you to all the folks posting their [hairy] chests. Thank you @buffyfanboy.bsky.social for posting that prompt. More of you need to participate. Please and thank you.

I’m seeing more and more people with ra*e kinks and I just don’t understand. I do understand the appeal of rough sex as it can be very fun and thrilling to engage in, but to say you want someone to “violently ra*e” you (or you want to violently ra*e someone) is disturbing [to me].

It’s “only” 9:42pm but feels like 2am.

All appointments completed. Back home and eating.

I wanna be petty, but I won’t… today…

Oomf is nekkid on the skyline again.

It’s 2:20am and the edible I took at 8pm just hit me. And I’m watching The Mummy Returns.

You want me to pay bills? In this economy?

“This isn’t the America I know” Black People:

I just realized that all I’ve eaten today was donuts…

Dick appointments scheduled for tomorrow 🤭

Great. Internet went out.

Bubba should come forward and admit it’s true but we all know that’ll never happen…

I’d give anything to go back.

Dear Oomf, Your thighs are massive and I need you to crush my skull between them. It would be a pleasurable way to end my suffering on this plane of existence. Please and thank you.

Do y’all think he spits or swallows?

For the Animal Crossing players: Do you have a villagers you plan on “permanently” moving into the hotel when the update drops? #ACNH For me, these 4 are on the list:

The face/ the cheeks

Writing is my calling. It’s what I should be doing with all of my time. In 8th grade my English teacher bought me my first journal cuz she believed I was gonna be a writer. In 9th grade my English teacher begged me to write when I got older.

I will be lounging around in my very large, oversized hoodie drinking tea, eating donuts and gaming all day today. Maybe also get in some reading and writing.

Good morning.

Current team for this new play thru.

Idk why but glazed twists taste better than regular glazed donuts.

Wanted to just take a nap and that turned into a 10 hour slumber. Guess I was a lot more tired than I thought.

It’s crazy how them folks always change the definition of “protect the children”.

What are y’all’s fave pizza toppings? Me: sausage, chicken, green peppers, olives.

profile pic 😎.. let’s see y’all’s

I got told on Monday that I’d probably have to give a presentation today, it was just a maybe. I asked yesterday if I’d have to do it today and no one answered me. The meeting started at 9am and I got FWD the invite at 8:58am to give the presentation. Was not at all ready but killed it anyway.

Ain’t not a lick of work getting done today. It’s cold and rainy (my favorite weather) so I’m gonna be playing Pokemon and sipping tea all day. Teams will be on dnd. My weekend starts now.

DYKTMM?

Not this man posting ashy bootyhole… (Yes you read that right and no I will not go find it again to share so that you can also see it)

Off work. Took an edible. Scented candle is lit. Gonna put on my meditation playlist and go explore Lumiose.

Throwback Thursday.

I need some D right now. Donuts. Dtacos. Dick.

Just read about the “iPhone pocket” and I just wanna know who the hell do they have working in their innovation department? And who the hell is spending $150-$230 for one? Bffr. If you are planning to buy one then please just go to hell.

*submits application to be sugar baby* I can’t do this no mo’.

Smack it. Grab it.

May this meeting I’m about to go into only last 10 minutes cuz I have absolutely nothing to discuss.

My “type” is very much

Dear Oomf, I just wanna run my fingers through your hair and gag on your— *signal lost*

“Let’s get naked!”

+24 hours later from surgery gofund.me/8748b330d

I literally just said this to myself out loud after I turned on my work laptop and sighed.

Rec Leader for LA County Parks & Rec

I’ll also do this one

Almost got into 3 car accidents back to back. Some people really should not be allowed to drive. I was in the right lane about to turn a corner when a person in the left lane decided they wanted to turn the corner and damn near hit me.