Nutt in me as a friend 🫶🏿

We said the words. We said the fucking words!

“Aww that’s sweet 🥰❤️”

Sitting here eating nuts and mad they aren’t my mans…

Number deleted. Text thread deleted. Unfriended on all socials. Letting go of a lot of folks whose presence in my life serves absolutely no purpose. No more energy being expended on y’all.

Is 12 days enough to explore Barcelona, Madrid and Sitges?

Yuna: Fuck. Him. Right up the butt. Shane: *thinking about Ilya fucking him right up the butt cuz he prefers to be the hole, not the peg*

And it's oddly satisfying that you can't tell that we know.

Some of you are not the “safe spaces” you claim to be.

A solid 7/10 for me. It was more of a drama than anything else but was still good. Would’ve been better with a bit more horror/thriller elements to it, and if Brenton Thwaites had showed 🍑 But solid performances and story.

Movie day. Happy Sunday.

My face cannot tell a lie.

Introduce yourself with: One Book 📚 One Movie 🎥 One Album 💿 One TV Show 📺

My favorite 80s movies

Completely forgot I took an edible until it just slapped the dog shit outta me…

“Men are like wine. I can only take so much wine before I throw up.” Wish I could remember where I heard this lmao

My dog knows I do not like him licking me in my face yet he always tries it. Any time he tries I always say, “What have I told you about licking me in my face,” and he always reacts like this lmao

Up next

First up today

Pissed off and trying my best to keep myself distracted and my mind on other things.

We are soooooooo FUCKED.

So he FINALLY stopped being dodgy and talked to me about what’s going on. We are okay again.

Flashback Friday.

38 🎉

It’s crazy how the Mind Flayer in seasons 3 and 5 of Stranger Things is basically just a fleshy megazord 🤭

3 mass shootings already this year and we are barely in day 2. If there’s anything this country excels in…

Ch-ch-ch-CHIA.

Drop your favorite starter tryna see sum 👇🏻

I miss Downtown Osaka so much 😫

Do they still make scented markers? Or were too many of us getting high off them in the 90s so now they’re banned? Lol

To all my fellow lovers of horror: What movie was it that made you realize horror was your favorite genre? And at what age did you make the discovery? Or was it a book or some other form of media that helped you make the realization.

I have no reason to ass-fish. But that’s also why I regularly delete my nudes cuz I have been sent my own nudes a few times by folks tryna pass them off as their own lol like baby, I KNOW that ain’t you cuz that’s me lmao

My favorite pin.

This bitch called me George AGAIN. I see imma have to go thru this damn computer and slap the taste out her damn mouth.

Random thoughts: Do you think that when dogs and cats “argue” that cats be like, “Shut up, bitch,” and then dogs respond with, “Make me you pussy.”

The only meeting I had today lasted 4 minutes.

I keep laughing at the fact that it’s Thursday. Fuck. Work is getting exceedingly less than the bare minimum tomorrow.

Something needs to be done about this Julie…

I’m on a rollercoaster of emotions. I’ve kept Freddy’s number saved in my phone all these years after his death, but I [finally] deleted it today. Miss you, dude 😔

I am still out and recovering and could use sone help reqchibg my goal. I will not be able to get back to work until mid Feb. If you are able to help please donate! Any amount will be greatly appreciatedn gofund.me/8748b330d

I love that El became an earthbender for like .0001 seconds.

Being off today, a Thursday, has me all thrown off cuz it feels like it should be Saturday.

I’m so glad that Joyce was the one to have that one particular moment. She deserved.

Nancy Wheeler belongs in the “Badass Women” Hall of Fame.

I’ve been go go going since 6am, now I’m finally sitting down and resting.

Watching the Stranger Things finale on the big screen was so much better than I thought. I cried more this time around than when I first watched it last night.

Why’d I skeet that? Lmao. DELETED. Let me get on up out my feelings and go have the great day I know I deserve. Happy Fucking New Year 🎉

Needed to see this.

The rain calmed down so I’m here!