He shouldn’t have wrote it like that!

Being wrong ain’t the problem. Not acknowledging and being accountable is where you go wrong

LMFAOOOOOOOO, I'll watch it again and again and again and again!

As many times as I should’ve died, added to the times I could’ve died…. You’ll never make me feel old. I can’t believe I’m here.

It’s sooooo much more dissatisfying trying to type anything on these fucking phones now. Aggressive predictive text just changes your words for no reason as you’re writing and it’s like you’re fighting the phone.

I’m a proud Old

Li Yueru getting the reps in 🔥

Heavy on the +

As they should!

The WNBA CBA extension expires today. If no deal is agreed upon, here’s what could happen:

Ok so The Housemaid is just a book chock full of insanity. Ok Frieda my G.

It would be 3 lies no matter what

I am sure what I’ve done with cake and pie the last 3 days has undone everything me and planet fitness did the last 6 months but fuck it, we ball.

Next up: Green Bay Packers 🔥🏈 #BearDown #DaBears #ChicagoBears #GoodBetterBest

Snow is fun and whimsical if we were allowed to relax and enjoy it, not fight against it and terrible road conditions, bad drivers, shitty infrastructure, and frigid conditions all while still having to get things done. I loved the snow as a kid though.

There needs to be a word for when folks create solutions to problems that make the problem much worse. Like the opposite of resourceful.

I didn’t even know you could get 7 tampons in one coochie at the same time and I have spent a significant portion of my life surveying various coochies from ball walks of life. How do people even think of things like this?

I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. I’m wanted. Dead or alive. Random vocal stim #2

I am really glad Man on the Inside got a second season. I also love that Ted Danson won’t stop.

I didn’t know it was for every time fucking was accomplished. I thought it was just for when it was exceptional. Now im sadder for everyone.

It’s crazy cuz I argue with my mama about this every year twice a year. Keep those fucking whole berries to yourself maam. Nobody wants that. We want the jelly roll we can slice on the ridge lines! #TeamJellyRoll (Nobody ate her damn berries and there was no jelly roll for leftovers)

Bursting into song is my favorite stim of all my stimming. I love seeing what connections my brain conjures up when it pulls a word/phrase from conversion and just continues a song from those words. Even more entertaining is when a song comes from dead silence.

You read my mind!

I have esoooo much commentary lmaooo. This cooking was appropriate for an under armour chef’s hat. Lmao

I skipped the gym today yall.

God bless the creators of Lactaid. Returning to me the joys I thought were lost, like my Mac n cheese.

This whole album was CRAZY

Why do I have to be who I’m asking for? My only responsibility is to be the person who complements that person.

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Don’t send that unnecessary, wordy ass holiday text to that person who not even thinking about you anymore. Have some respect for them and for yourself as well.

art doesn’t need a making machine. WE ARE THE MAKING MACHINES.

I know my Animal Crossing house has hella roaches. I don’t even know where my Switch is.

Scooter really played in Khadijah’s face entirely too long.

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

When I get high I think things like “Did LeBron James ever finish The Autobiography of Malcolm X?”

Maybe thats why I never knew because it was always Carnation in my great grandma’s pantry.

Can someone please explain this?!

baby jimi on his mom's lap

Oh me and Woman went to see Eternity yesterday and I really liked the movie. It was cute and much funnier than i expected + fine ass Da’Vine.

It won’t be a 100 book year but I think I’ll make it to 75, maybe 80. Read some true winners this year too. It was also nice to have black woman owned StoryGraph to track my reading with.

Every time I think about that man having to eat in the car at his racist in-laws house I pause and think… I bet the food wasn’t even good either on top of everything else.

I do wish I knew somebody that would jerk a turkey breast tho. That would be great.

Every single time I think of Ray J I think of dude snapping his unbreakable glasses in half.

Crazy, as soon as I got super good with being alone I found love. The universe is petty. Lmao

It took me a long time to be happy with myself. It took me even longer to realize my desire for companionship wasn’t greater than my desire for piece or love for myself. I’m so happy I got here.

It's getting cold...still no furnace...I'm close, but not quite there...I was denied the grant I applied for, so it's gotta be out of pocket...please share & help me reach my goal Thank you to those who have helped me come this far 💕

I’m so irritated I’m awake. Why won’t my old ass body sleep in? I was up til 2!

My sweet potatoes are done. My first round of cakes are in the over. My Mac and cheese is in the fridge oven ready for tomorrow. My floors are mopped and waxed. Daddy deserves a cone.

Project B was sounding great and theme Kkkunningham… I mean I’m still gonna watch I just really could do without her hacking ass.