I think he misread, and it said “beef tallow smoothies”…which, well, I have questions. But I’m not sure I want the answers. I’ll just sit here and [[[[shudder]]]] instead.

perfect encapsulation of the Trump era(s).

A partial summary of Bowser's recent transportation accomplishments: • Streateries canceled • Circulator canceled • Bus lanes & busways canceled • Streetcar extensions canceled • Streetcar itself canceled • Bike lanes canceled • Bike lanes ripped out

Voters were clear that this was what they wanted. It’s a good program that expands democracy and the Board of Elections has told us they are ready to implement. It’s time to move forward.

"You will be visited by three Spirits"

I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.

No need to delay: Not only did the Board of Elections clearly state that they are ready and capable of implementing ranked choice voting, but the voters already told us how they "assessed the need" by overwhelmingly passing it at the ballot box.

Downside; I won't get to vote against her my first time voting in DC. Upside; literally everything else. I know what I'm thankful on Thursday.

> @samsteindc.bsky.social

this is far too common to be dismissed as anecdota tbh. the sheer number of clubs and social groups that couldn't survive remote, or stayed permanently remote, had a huge impact on the social lives of like 100 million americans bsky.app/profile/adis...

narrator: 50 years ago... me: [nods] in 1945 narrator: in 1975... me: what

Unlike 98 percent of what people call rage bait, this is actually rage bait. Nobody would write this kind of list if it didn’t make people mad. That’s its purpose. It has no other.

people older than me and people younger than me are equally ignorant of climate change as a global crisis Captain Planet target audience stands firm

95% of authors are not making a living through book publishing. The public needs to understand this.

Pour one out for The Whale, for real this time.

happy whatever the fuck day it is

Reducing lanes never causes carmageddon. Just like adding lanes never reduces congestion. Car traffic expands & contracts according to available space.

Engineers think it’s a liquid but traffic is a gas. Give it space and it’ll fill it up. Take it away and it disperses

One thing about Trump 2.0 that brings me unalloyed joy is the way every single photo of Marco Rubio shows him even more dead in eyes than before.

Lolololol

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯

wtf

Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger

Heaven forbid we ask or demand anything from the airline industry, such as comfortable seating, free checked luggage, or on-time schedules. People dress for the experience that most airlines are providing to most travelers.

(I am happy for Rose, though.)

Rough stuff tonight. This Washington Spirit team and season has been important for this city and it is hard to see it end like this.

5 minutes, LFGGGGGGG

uh oh that was a lot of "fuck" coming from hal on that, yikes #nwsl

I hope #NWSL leaders listen to the cheers that will erupt when Trinity Rodman gets on the pitch. They think they can't afford to keep her, but in reality they can't afford to lose her. #NWSLCHAMPIONSHIP

#FreeDC chants at PayPal Park during the #NWSL Championship

Spirit: 0 Gotham: 0 A DC that’s free: 💯

What the signs say 🗣️🏳️‍⚧️

somebody on here suggested awhile back that a pretty compelling 2028 Democrat campaign promise would be "on day one I will deploy a WPA-scale army of forensic accountants across every square inch of the federal government" and I think about that every day

The great Kate Scott gives us a sneak peek at her famous game boards ahead of the NWSL Championship game…

This is everything #NWSL

If you've been to a @washingtonspirit game this season you've heard the #FreeDC chant at the 51st minute — because the people of DC refuse to be silent in our demand for full rights, dignity, and full power from this federal administration. DC, RISE UP! GO SPIRIT, WE LOVE YOU DC!

when I root I root for the spirit

He look it’s Megan Rapinoe in a @freedcproject.bsky.social flag at the NWSL championship!

we hear you loud and clear, Spirit fam 💛

Checking in from PayPal Park, where there are no surprises in the Washington Spirit lineup for tonight’s #NWSL final against Gotham. Here are the starters: Kingsbury; Morgan, Bernal, McKeown, Wiesner; Santos, Hershfelt, Bethune; Kouassi, Cantore; Monday Rodman is available off the bench.

for the next 90 minutes of playing time (+needed) this is a Washington Spirit fan account

This situation is becoming an increasing issue for those on the vendor/supplier/operator side of travel because AI literacy is low even among seasoned travelers and social media users. It is increasingly easy to get duped or not realize that your source is AI-generated. www.bbc.com/travel/artic...

She also talks about how her odious cousin RFK Jr. cutting cancer research and clinical trials has impacted her personally.

Aye

everyone's talking about how bright and charming zohran must be, which is true, but then you remember the spider-brained cryptkeepers trump's surrounded himself with since '15 and realize a single smile from mamdani must have hit like barbecue spare ribs down the gullet of a 12th century peasant.

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

He’s becoming Zohran’s own Club Chalamet

Zohran Mamdani: (wearing Phantom of the Opera mask) I’m pleased to announce President Trump has made me Prime Minister of the United States