DC deserves its own senators and congressperson. Statehood now

DC deserves its own senators and congressperson. Statehood now

well there is a precedent but you won't like it

This should be every academics response to the’ leftist professors are taking over’ panic I’ll trade ya.

Arch Nemesis is 1000% getting stolen by me because I hate that thing so much

This should be every academics response to the’ leftist professors are taking over’ panic I’ll trade ya.

Without siding with either party and saying strictly as a reporter who has covered the Hill off and on for a decade: It is absolute bullshit that it falls on female members, staffers and advocates to force leadership to force out predatory men from Congress. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I’d pay good Patreon money to hear the outtakes from this one

I’d pay good Patreon money to hear the outtakes from this one

2 more weeks until vacation. Having that on repeat will get me through today

2 more weeks until vacation. Having that on repeat will get me through today

That’s a bullshit excuse. Vance is literally protected by the best guards in the world

That’s a bullshit excuse. Vance is literally protected by the best guards in the world

MY GOVERNOR

MY GOVERNOR

Let he who has not been ‘teleported’ to a Waffle House whilst snacky cast the first stone

Let he who has not been ‘teleported’ to a Waffle House whilst snacky cast the first stone

The king and queen of the Netherlands stayed at the White House last night and talk about a sleep over I wouldn’t want to have to be a part of.

The incidence of ‘accidental’ spousal death dropped dramatically once women could get credit cards

“I was fine with the lying, the cheating, the raping, the racism, and the countless deaths he’s caused, but depicting himself as Jesus is where I draw the line” is such a bad, and extremely telling, take.

The truth is that "The truth is somewhere in the middle" is often not true.

Also again I say We owe Haiti EVERYTHING and it is no coincidence that the GOP and Trump especially targets it so much and there are so many scholars NOT ME who have been trying to tell you

I want to remind everyone that the president posted a picture of himself as Jesus and, when enough people complained, deleted it, saying he thought it was a picture of him as a doctor. By his own account, the best case scenario is that he's so far gone he doesn't know what a doctor is anymore

The incidence of ‘accidental’ spousal death dropped dramatically once women could get credit cards

Only the best people.

The king and queen of the Netherlands stayed at the White House last night and talk about a sleep over I wouldn’t want to have to be a part of.

Swalwell and Gonzales gone in one day, that’s a good days work.

Nothing but love for all the work women did in exposing Swalwell and holding him to account.

Nothing but love for all the work women did in exposing Swalwell and holding him to account.

Wake up babe it’s seppuku hour on the Hill

EVEN BETTER

Swalwell and Gonzales gone in one day, that’s a good days work.

EVEN BETTER

There is no human I wouldn’t cut out of my life if they were credibly accused of what Swalwell is credibly accused of. Not one. So why would I want him making laws. Bye bitch.

Famously throughout history, the Catholic Church has remained apolitical

Famously throughout history, the Catholic Church has remained apolitical

There is no human I wouldn’t cut out of my life if they were credibly accused of what Swalwell is credibly accused of. Not one. So why would I want him making laws. Bye bitch.

Me yesterday: babe did you file our taxes My responsible spouse: deadlines in 3 days of course I did. Me: don’t I have to sign something? Spouse: Me:

Agreed. Especially as a woman I should take more interest and control over my finances.

Me yesterday: babe did you file our taxes My responsible spouse: deadlines in 3 days of course I did. Me: don’t I have to sign something? Spouse: Me:

Shout out to all the historians rocking the Henry VIII and Avignon Papacy jokes this week. Y’all the real heroes

It's not a counterpunch, guys. The pope didn't throw a punch. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/12/u...

Henry VIII vibes intensify

You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”

Historically picking a fight with a Pope isn’t a great plan.

do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck

Shout out to all the historians rocking the Henry VIII and Avignon Papacy jokes this week. Y’all the real heroes

Henry VIII vibes intensify

Historically picking a fight with a Pope isn’t a great plan.