Bruges in insanely lovely and the Met Gala and everyone who attended it are stupid

Bruges in insanely lovely and the Met Gala and everyone who attended it are stupid

Platner is how the democrats are going to lose a winning hand.

Platner is how the democrats are going to lose a winning hand.

People vote based on their wallet. It actually is that simple. Sorry if you wanna make it more complicated for your consultant reasons but it’s not.

People vote based on their wallet. It actually is that simple. Sorry if you wanna make it more complicated for your consultant reasons but it’s not.

Pop quiz: how many adult sized humans does it take to get a blood pressure reading from one old, mostly blind, cat. 3, as it turns out. Ask me how I know

The Hilton understood the assignment

Pop quiz: how many adult sized humans does it take to get a blood pressure reading from one old, mostly blind, cat. 3, as it turns out. Ask me how I know

The Hilton understood the assignment

There are better arguments for DC statehood as a matter of policy but simply the fact that this bullshit is being rolled out, randomly, by a Mad King should be enough to give autonomy and self-determination to the people of the District of Columbia. This is vandalism.

Sigh. Yes. They are painting the inside of the pool a bright blue to make it look swimming pool esque

Sigh. Yes. They are painting the inside of the pool a bright blue to make it look swimming pool esque

Reposting. I’ll add that the White House is never the host for this dinner; it’s not a government function.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

Reichstag fire vibes intensify

I don’t know what’s happening, but I DO know that this specific hotel, the Washington Hilton, was designed for presidents (and other high value VIPs) It has something called the Presidents Walkway, a secure corridor from ballroom to outside so VIPs encounter no security risks

I don’t know what’s happening, but I DO know that this specific hotel, the Washington Hilton, was designed for presidents (and other high value VIPs) It has something called the Presidents Walkway, a secure corridor from ballroom to outside so VIPs encounter no security risks

That DC feeling is being a block away when the presidents motorcade rushes by retuning him to the safety of his cocooned White House Literally me right now

Lyndon Johnson woulda kicked this guys ass himself

Lyndon Johnson woulda kicked this guys ass himself

John Wilkes Booth would never.

That DC feeling is being a block away when the presidents motorcade rushes by retuning him to the safety of his cocooned White House Literally me right now

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

All of this at the Hinckley Hilton is just perfect

Do you mean to tell me the current senator from SC has the power to restore Christian worship in turkey and ISN’T DOING IT????

Do you mean to tell me the current senator from SC has the power to restore Christian worship in turkey and ISN’T DOING IT????

I’ll vote for whomever promises to end spam phone calls

I’ll vote for whomever promises to end spam phone calls

Pat Mcafee is the NFL’s Joe Rogan. I can’t explain this further but I know I’m right

Hey Birdland, especially those of you who live outside Baltimore and come to visit during the baseball season, don't forget that you know a local tour guide who would LOVE to help you have a great time in our fair city 🧡🖤

Fascism Fluffers

Pat Mcafee is the NFL’s Joe Rogan. I can’t explain this further but I know I’m right

Fascism Fluffers

Oh my god.

Fantastic, definitely stay home. In fact, stay home forever. Never show your faces in public again

Fantastic, definitely stay home. In fact, stay home forever. Never show your faces in public again

Every year on draft day I think about how much money Roger Goodell’s chiropractor is gonna make come Monday morning

So fun fact, there used to be a senator from Maine that was in bed with something called the Granite Lobby.

Every year on draft day I think about how much money Roger Goodell’s chiropractor is gonna make come Monday morning

The true costs of failing up your entire life are on full display here

Barbara Johns is one of Virginias statues in the US Capitol! Just unveiled!

The true costs of failing up your entire life are on full display here

I just learned the most Massachusetts coded fact ever.... Someone mapped out Paul Revere's ride (yanno from grade school, the British Are Coming guy) to where the modern roads are now. He could stop at 11 Dunkins along the way.

Barbara Johns is one of Virginias statues in the US Capitol! Just unveiled!

Today is an important anniversary. 73 years ago, on April 23, 1951, in Farmville, VA, Barbara Johns led a walkout of her segregated high school to protest the unfair and deplorable conditions of her school. What?! You don’t know who Barbara Johns was? This will stop your doomscrolling. 1/

Happy (possible) birthday to Willy Shakes, still zany after all these years. (He coined the word zany. And countless others. Including… countless)

Happy (possible) birthday to Willy Shakes, still zany after all these years. (He coined the word zany. And countless others. Including… countless)

Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, I repeat Pope Leo has lost the Protestants, this is unpreced— <wait my producer is just whispering something in my ear> Apparently this is precedented