the game went into extra time and then penalty kicks, but the @washingtonspirit.com closed out @racingloufc.com — now to catch up on F1 then WEC

Posted without comment, here is what Copilot makes of a race grid: "Car #15 is part of the LMGT3 or Hypercar class depending on the team, but without knowing the team name (e.g., Proton, AF Corse, etc.), it's hard to pinpoint the exact entry."

If you're very old you're thinking "wow that would be a bad modem"

Photoshop Phridays would have killed this

more tracks should have Interlagos-style asphalt cuts paired with Bernie’s sprinklers

If 99 of my closest friends could come through with $500k each, we could own a hotel on 5 acres that’s close to one of my favorite bookstores, a great Pilates studio, and a tequila bar. It’s a modest ask, really.

putting Crowdstrike branding on the hood of the safety car is a bold move, Mercedes

there is often a reason I say being a pervert is incredibly punk, praxis as a whole, and if you are going to be a pervert, you have to be staunchly leftist as well and it is due to this exact reason you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo

the Wizards were totally smoked by the Cavs tonight (even if Sarr did his damnedest to carry the team), but at least I didn’t have to look at this

I am very excited for people to get enthusiastic about jury duty. FULFILL THOSE CIVIC DUTIES, BABYYYYY. BE FUCKIN INVOLVED.

the dead giveaway is the shoulder strap

Friends in the #SFNorthBay - I have met a German artist who is being denied a visa extension who has a considerable number of ceramic sculptures to sell and is seeking a gallery placement or buyer. I have pointed her to a couple local galleries, but will happily relay other ideas if you have them.

A distraught man came to Broadview searching for his wife of five years after she was taken by ICE at her court hearing. He wasn’t told anything, tracked her by her phone, and was left weeping in the parking lot.

ICE is out there being so evil that even IndyCar WAGs are talking about it

Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix. Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!

My favorite response from "Women of Vanity Fair Consider Ross Douthat’s Question: Did Women Ruin the Workplace?" 😏 www.vanityfair.com/culture/stor...

here for more IRL toxx clauses

YouTube TV and ESPN still haven’t made up, so there are going to be some pissed-off F1 fans unable to watch Brazil this weekend

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

I hate that we're supposed to trudge through year after year after year acting like we don't already know the most effective solutions to social problems because some people don't like it. We know the best way to treat homelessness, addiction, crime, poverty, hunger, and bigotry but won't do it.

you betcha

The two inevitable technologies that VC ends up reinventing are phrenology and the bus.

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

I had a run in with ICE snatching a man out of his car while walking my children to school this morning in NW DC I asked a neighbor to continue walking my kids to school and I turned back to document and confront the ICE agents. I am in contact with @dcmigrantmutualaid.org with the full video.

Oh god, it's just occurred to me that there's a whole generation of internet users for whom the "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111one" joke has no meaning or context.

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Happy 5th anniversary to the funniest thing that’s happened in the history of ever

the cia won’t see your jokes about rigging the virginia election. that’s the nsa’s job

Two years ago I interviewed a 31-year-old NY state assemblymember about a 7-year-old girl killed by an SUV driver in his district. I hung up the phone, astonished that I'd talked to a legislator who so thoughtfully articulated what actually needs to change on our streets. He'll make a great mayor

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

So I went to the war crimes store to get my exploding weapon, full of *lethally* sharp cheddar cheese and devastating incendiary jalapenos. Only in America can a person walk the streets with such a deadly weapon. Grateful for my Second Amendment right to Bear a Sandwich.

A beautiful story about a beautiful man in an occupied neighborhood in my occupied city. We are all worse off for this loss, and I am so grateful to local independent journalists for calling attention to it.

Well well well if it isn't my old archnemesis, the Unscheduled Software Update

As holiday shopping season approaches, I'd like to remind everyone to shop small/local when you can. All of the large retailers are owned by rich dickheads—who sell garbage—while your local shops and artists make a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of that but have 1000x the heart

people with 2 cats can you confirm

I think we should all stop watching sports until we figure this out

I reverse engineered MaDonalds reciept/survey code generator. I can now create as many codes as I want for £2.99 meal deals. It's great for birthday parties and a valuable lesson for my kids on why Python is important in life.

Butter Chicken Mac and Cheese. You're welcome.

Queen

you’re now baseball pilled. this was not your initiation. it was your invitation. now it’s time to suffer the wrath of the most boring 45 days of your life: Spring Training.

You have to get into multiple sports because you need some vain hope to immediately replace the one that just got shattered. Do this several times per year

another day volunteering at the lone and level sands. everyone keeps asking if they can look on the works & despair. buddy, they won't even let me look on it

Oh.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

The fans are also 4:20