Amazing sportscar news on the first day of the year - more of this please!

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

I hate these charts so much because they imply chatgpt is comparable to the internet or phones You could create the same graphic for full screen pop-up advertising on websites and make them look like ultra-rapid technology adoption when really they were just baked unavoidably into the internet

No matter how many times Jools and his boogie-woogie time travelling piano leap it’s always New Year’s Eve, and he must assemble a new hootenanny show.

Beltram And His Hoover Orchestra

In the third 28 Years Later, we will see a strange figure named Jools. No-one really knows how he got there or what he's for but he commands a strange and violent gang called "the Hollands" who will occasionally break into song and then break your legs.

I'm here, you know, but since they started delaying Hootenanny until 2330, I've got to conserve snark for after midnight.

Alright now you gone and did it, why's it not called a coffeefier or a casher then eh? (Although Sisters of Mercy do refer to the drummer as a drummer)

Never decided whether I actually like Pendulum otherwise, but... www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUf...

Once again I am asking for a "mute for 24 hours" option on here.

As a biomed researcher myself, we've been using what is called "AI" for decades already for many different purposes and the major thing is that what is being sold as "AI" right now by the Silicon Valley tech barons is very chiefly not what is used or is very useful in my line of research.

(You can read disease in either meaning.)

It's really quite impressive that The Independent and The i Paper have evolved independently to be two strains of the same disease.

@whenisbirths.bsky.social interplanetary galactic schedule

Sure, why not, Jonathan Palmer only sorted out *all the other circuits and a lot bloody earlier* so why not reward Pringle, yes, absolutely.

Green Jam

Godspeed You! Black Lace

1. Nobody asked. 2. Is 2026 the year we can just stop engaging with this rag?

Yes I call this "on my PC"

I've developed a whole new defence here which is eating one since QS entirely prevents me from eating anything else for about 8 hours because whatever they are putting in these now should be against the law. Absolutely pisspoor.

The pickleball equivalent of Marty Reisman is probably out there right now.

Surprising really that nobody’s done a medley called ‘Reasons to Hello Vogue the Fire’ and it’s a 20-minute list.

Most films go on too long unlike The Brief Lebowski starring Jeff Abridges.

Bloomberg thinks people will listen to a Musk interview on Boxing Day. Think that tells you what audience Bloomberg are interested in now, huh?

"Cultural impact"

New cans for Christmas, lads link.deezer.com/s/3204Xm3Lye...

Ooft, right in the pod bay

Clash Of The Titans is on Five at this time.

"How appropriate! You fight like a cow!" Would be a less ridiculous approach to this fight scene #DieAnotherDay

Die Another Day is worse than you remember, even when you remember that it's going to be worse than you remember AND you remember the Craig films.

"We present a unified dark energy framework capable of generating a continuous spectrum of cosmological 'rip' scenarios -- including the Big Rip, Grand Rip, Mild Rip, Little Rip, Little Sibling of the Big Rip, and the newly found Dollhouse Rip" arxiv.org/abs/2512.20383

"Avatar, avatar, they've all got an avatar"

Honestly the video of them playing in a frozen Canadian stadium with no audience is better than this #totp

An Emerson Fittipaldi joke! On #totp!

Too Much Bros - which is roughly four bars #totp

#totp is on lads. With Max Quordlepleen in a duet with Gene Pitney.

Important announcement from the Secretary of Agriculture:

Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was fined $10'000 and docked 25 driver points by NASCAR for using an expletive during a Victory Lane interview at Talladega last weekend.

Bracing Christmas walk

COME ON, TIM!!! (who did not die)

@ivorjetski.bsky.social This is perfection.

my favorite holiday tradition is pulling up an inflation calculator to see how much the folks in our favorite Christmas classics were spending on the holidays

Sainsburys own Viognier is very acceptable.

The Most Dangerous Game The Lottery The Long Walk The Running Man Battle Royale The Hunger Games Squid Games Every story you love has a long history of predecessors that either inspired it or paved the way for it. An important perspective to remember imo

Xmas tip: if you accidentally say "Happy birthday" when giving a present tomorrow, just add "Jesus".

@sturdyalex.bsky.social Alright, someone has to ask: since the "Greek" side of the Trojan war was many different armed forces presumably with pretty diverse armour and appearance, has Nolan double-bluffed everyone by using actual Ithaca and we're all sat here going "why don't they look Mycenaean?"

I would not expect the LLM that wrote this headline to understand that. (This isn't general snark, Reach PLC specifically are doing this and they don't give a shit about the heritage of any of the news brands they buy.)

This one has been a long time manifesting.

I mean if anyone was going to find a use for the Vegas Sphere AND bust out the Alan Parsons it was going to be Big Tim.

Now Greenland's got the US for a partner. Any problems, they go to the US. Trouble with the bill? They can go to the States. Trouble with the cops? Deliveries? Tommy? They can call Trump.