*hums Spanish Flea*

@cheeseford.bsky.social I bring you remarkable news from the audiophile world in North London. Someone on Freegle looking for - on purpose, apparently - a Brennan.

Dub Foods #jumpupjokes

Real ones remember -Misc-Fixed-Medium-R-Normal--8-*

SENTINEL, Geoff Crammond, Firebird Software, 1986

Can we stop saying "these people?" The NYT is hiding behind being the NYT. Start shaming the individual arseholes writing these words.

So I went and tried the beer that’s 12 years past its sell-by and… it wasn’t awful. Kind of barley wine-ish, not much carbonation but not the death-vinegar I had expected. Will post again tomorrow if I don’t die @petebrownbeer.bsky.social

Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know

It's a false premise to begin with. Felly is no authority. Ya. Kid. Kay! Is the one.

There are 650* people paid less who have a much tougher job AND have to look citizens and taxpayers in the eye every week. * except viewers in NI

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there. 💩🧊🧪 By @chazhutton.com

Drops beef with Argentina, increases beef with Marjentina Green

My unpopular opinion is that RUNNING MAN is a bloody good film and if you want to go and watch Michael Radford's 1984, go and do that, don't criticise Running Man for not being a different film which already exists.

It's actually a tiered Patreon, you only get Scumspawn if you opt for £3/month

My name is Ozymandias, I’m here to say, I’m the king of kings and the kid don’t play, now these are my works, let you gaze upon, and the beat don’t stop ‘til the break of dawn, I said a hip hop, the hippie the hippie to the hip hip-hop and you don’t stop. Rapture, be pure. Peace!

It's explained in email number 15,571

I'm not reading 20,000 emails so I can understand your jokes.

You can see how a game that is exactly like NASCAR might cause complaints.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

As it's a 1989 episode of #totp, BOOK PLUG ALERT. Now available. Christmas is only six weeks away, hint hint.

I bet Janet Jackson turned up with her entire entourage and production crew and totally outnumbered the BBC staff #totp

NKOTB - terrible way to start a Wordle #TOTP

And now Kenny Everett with Getting Shit Under The Radar #totp

Legs and Co doing a dance which I can only assume was originally for I Know What I Like (In Your Wardrobe) I hope one of them does the Phil Collins hat thing #totp

This is a reskeet of a bit of a reach but you know, London an' that. (Don't know if the afterparty is airborne or otherwise)

At least in the totally fucking unhinged Corbyn era we KNEW he was totally fucking unhinged. This is rapidly becoming worse.

If the intention of narrow measures was to be less divisive, I don't think I would have picked out taxing early adopter EV owners as an an example. And I certainly wouldn't fuck over the *next* wave of pension holders, who already have committed plans.

Not the first time centrists have set fiscal policy based on an uncertain sense of guilt, eh readers?

Pete Tong promoting Spotify features is absolutely going to go Pete Tong at some point...

Beginning to think Peppermint Patty & Marcie should be running everything.

What about drivers who are only 12.5kg faster though?

I thought the rules put a cap on how much America was allowed in one car

"Hello Felix? Get over here right away... it's the Oval Office, it's covered in tat. Gold tat."

It's the Roval, lotta people afraid of that

I could pay a solicitor 50 quid to threaten to sue you for a billion quid, too. So what?

Not sure I like this latest episode of Ask A Spaceman.

I had a mince pie.

6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down

Can we not trivialise how fucking terrible the DG was at his job by glorifying Trump's legal moves? Trump doing one thing is not what got Davie sacked. A thousand pisspoor decisions got him sacked.

Fuck me when I posted that Running Man thing it was a JOKE not a request for manifestation

Victor Eleuterio. Incredible shot.

Saw someone on reddit credit the photographer but have not seen any credit on any actual publications. Predictably can't find the reddit post now. I always make sure to add photo credit on @onlyendurance.com. Least we can do as a publication - images are hugely important at drawing people in.

OK who took that incredible photo of Bortoleto's car debris? I've looked at ELEVEN different sites who have used it and not a single one of them gives a credit. Why is everyone in #F1 coverage such a wanker?

BREAKING: Mark Wolf, appointed to the federal bench by Ronald Reagan, writes that he is resigning as a judge to have the freedom to speak out against the president's assault on the rule of law. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

Even the Foley is amazing, he said, from the other sofa, looking at the back of the laptop

"Civilian use" giving anyone who has ever been the slightest bit professionally involved with embedded systems ever a big chuckle here

Just gone midday and from my lounge the sun is about five degrees only over the opposite house's mansard. Fimbulwinter? Fuck winter, more like.

elon musk: people in the uk live like hobbits. um let’s look at you for a second bro

“WHY WOULD ANYONE LOOK INSIDE AN ALIEN EGG??” this is why: