I had to read this. Now you have to, too.

Day 2! Gonna veer a bit off the beaten path for this one. Instead of one of my obvious favorites like Bloodborne or Metal: Hellsinger, I'm gonna plug Intravenous 2. The music is normally pretty subdued...until you get spotted or an unsupressed gunshot goes off. That's when it kicks into high gear.

I don't think I finished the last one I tried, so I suppose I should try to redeem myself. Day 1! My earliest waking memory is of me playing with a Nintendo Zapper and trying to shoot Donkey Kong with it while Dad was trying to play. But as for actually *playing*, it's Super Mario Bros. 3.

I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.

Long awaited sex bots arrive, immediately self destruct rather than deal with men

F-ZERO GX is one of the greatest games because it has 40 playable characters that aside from around 5 or 6 of them nobody has ever really thought that much about, and gives all of them voice acted interviews and their own theme song and short film. this game Loves guys like "Octo Man" and "Billy"

DON'T CALL THE COPS TO DO A WELFARE CHECK. DON'T EVEN USE THE NON-EMERGENCY LINE. COPS ARE NOT TRAINED TO DO THIS. COPS ARE NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE MENTAL HEALTH EMERGENCIES. DON'T CALL THE FUCKING COPS TO DO A WELFARE CHECK.

Instead we got "WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS; IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!!!" I maintain to this day that mainstream country music died on 9/11.

He also has a truly magnificent penis. The best one, or so I've been told. It absolutely isn't small or weirdly mushroom-shaped; that's fake news. Don't forget to mention that.

You can't fool me, McDonald's. Don't think for a second that my autistic ass wouldn't notice that you're giving me fewer fries, or that your nuggets have gotten noticeably smaller. So you lowered your prices. Good for you. But don't think I didn't notice the smaller serving sizes, too.

Good morning Bluesky !

The Brits were hot on our heels into Afghanistan and Iraq. If the fucking UK is having a problem with what we're doing, there's not a shadow of a doubt that we're in the wrong. They know we're openly murdering innocent people with the flimsiest of flimsy pretext. People should hang for this.

Work wants me to drive 200 miles away and do three tickets in that area. Well, it's November and I still have two-and-a-half sick days left on the year, so guess what I'm doing tomorrow?

It's only surprising in that it happened now and not nine months ago.

I can't believe the Mavs fired Nico Harrison ...today, instead of 9 months ago

there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all

Rolled credits on Sniper Elite 5, but I don't feel like I've shot enough Nazis. Think I'm gonna unlock the female Resistance fighter, then play thru the campaign as France's angriest lesbian, who's out to shoot every single Nazi she finds right in the dick.

MFW I turn a corner and some mad Yankee punches a softball-sized hole thru my chest cavity with a damn anti-tank rifle

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I'm not on Twitter and never was, so I didn't know who Joyce Carol Oates was...but I can see why this would be the burn of the year, if not the decade. Beautiful. A veritable work of art.

Honestly, I may just get this for the art and animation alone. It's gorgeous.

Huh. This was...quite unexpected.

$20 says he folds. I hope I'm wrong, but every time Jeffries shows that he might have some spine, he almost immediately turns around and does something utterly craven. I'll believe he's willing to fight when I see it. Words are cheap, and that's all he's usually willing to offer.

I’m so sorry

I feel like this is worth a repost in this moment.

Oh, LoL Worlds is going on! I wonder who's in the Fina- *checks, it's two Korean teams again* ...Never mind.

If you see this, quote this post with your favorite bug-type Pokémon

I think the gist of it is that if Jackson didn't do it (since the case was submitted to the First Circuit, she would be the main person to issue an administrative stay), the rest of SCOTUS would...and since people are relying on SNAP for food, she wanted to expedite it. SCOTUS might not do so.

So...why would Jackson, of all the justices, issue the order? I know partial payments are still going out, but this is a reeeeeeal bad look.

I love stealth games, but by God, do I suck at stealth games. Generally I try to be quiet, sticking to takedowns and suppressed weapons, but eventually, I get impatient or careless, and have to resort to the "No one will notice if there is no one TO notice" variety of stealth.

Aaaaaaaaand the cycle of "good expansion, meh expansion, bad expansion" is probably gonna continue. It's like clockwork. Blizzard has a couple of good expansions, then they think they can get away with putting the screws to players.

N7 Day, baybee!

MEMO: Following the recent assault on Saeder-Krupp security services, sandwiches greater than 6” in length are not permitted on Saeder-Krupp property. #Shadowrun

If they’re comparing it to themselves, sure. If they’re comparing it to someone capable of putting on their pants without crying, probably not.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Like, how can anyone looking at this see it as anything other than a simpering, pathetic sycophant trying to suck up to an octogenarian manchild?

"But did you have to be an asshole about it?" Yes, actually. When I was nice about it, you tried to persuade me.

Every time I hear one of those commercials for those Anabei washable sofas, my brain hears "Anime sofa" and immediately my mind's eye imagines a couch with ahegao faces all over it.

I just want some consistency out of this man. Every time he says something that makes him look like he has some conviction (like he's doing here), he almost immediately turns around and does something utterly craven. Having a spine looks good on him, but he needs to not forget he has one.

Finally got around to playing Sniper Elite 5 after buying it during the most recent Steam sale, and I have to ask: why would I ever bother with the non-lethal option? These guys are *Nazis.*

Someone sent me this meme just now and I've been cackling for several minutes

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Had to share this from twitter just because

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

mamdani is human. he'll fuck up and fail, especially with a hostile press and the giant mess that is nyc's politics. but today is a great day for the brave women who told what cuomo did, and for those of us who care that it should matter. that power shouldn't go to those who hurt the poweless.

Fuck yeah. My prayers are with him, because the NYC mayor's office has a habit of chewing up and spitting out its occupants; on top of that, the city's monied interests will be fighting him every step of the way. But this was a monumental victory.

I know you guys sold me a car, but...just, leave me the fuck alone. I don't want to hear about your special offers. I don't want to sign up for SiriusXM. I don't want to talk to your technology specialist. You are a corporation. You are a car salesman. You are NOT my friend. Don't act like it.

"Bury him face down." This barn burner of an obit might feel hyperbolic to people who entered the world in the wake of 9/11; it's not. Cheney was one of the architects of today's American Christian conservatism. He was directly responsible for millions of deaths. Salt the earth where he's buried.