Yanno what…I’m about to be sleep 💀

If anyone feels like it I would love if you interact on my skincare content! On Facebook, IG, and TikTok under BloomByBrittney 🥰

If you ever see me post an NGL just know my tech buddy made me a copycat site so I can track who sent it. People be punks for real. Say it with your whole chest.

Tooooppp fiiiiive your top five

I used to tear that broccoli pasta salad from Walmarts deli the fuck up! Hated when they stopped making it so I’m making some today ☝🏾

I was listening to 6lack’s Endel sleep soundscape almost nightly 🤏🏾 #spotifywrapped2025

I got 20, staying whimsy and yewthful!

Unpale.

Today feels like an egg nog day…later it is happening.

Thank you 💜 ko-fi.com/shamlates/go...

My best bet is taking my spiritual bath at like 2 or 3am so I can air dry in the bathroom in peace 💀 Wait. The timeframe I’m suggesting to myself got me tickled 😂😂

I need to walk some tracks soon. Very soon. And wash my hair.

My driver side car handle just broke 😭 God WHY?!?!!!! I'm so tired of having to ask for help! I made goal on Sat but this is literally everything I made 🥺 & rent is due I need $400 to be able to pay rent this week & get the car handle fixed 🙏🏾 CA: $SashaMonet Venmo: @Jijivisha Zelle: 5204778117

Y’all need a snack, nap and apple juice.

Moon in fiery ass Aries & it’s Sag season.

Is it because folk had to go back to work today?? What’s going on??! Actually let me look at the planets.

My daddy >>> My momma <<<

Jingling them bells, IKDR SISTA!!!!

Idk what’s going on but I had some amazing hashbrowns and cheese eggs!

Been there before from the bird app. Fuck people for being stupid tbh.

Let me figure out funding bc I’m so serious. Pilates Mechanic FTW!!!!

The recoil omg 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Nobody: Me: maybe I’ll become a mechanic

Santa isn’t WHAT!?

PILATES EQUIPMENT, not dick.

Also need a spine corrector

Pilates reformer $$$ for CECs Private Pilates clients virtually and in-person A new job 💜

Giving Tuesday is tomorrow and I’ll be posting my Ko-Fi links! It’ll be for Pilates education tings of course 🥰 Today I’m recording a pre-Pilates video on breathing. I’ll post a snippet here and the rest will be on IG/Facebook/Tiktok (Shamlates) 💜

My very first e-commerce website was through Wordpress (2016). Whole shit crashed on Black Friday, scrambling in the backend of Wordpress as a new end user was SOMETHING 💀💀

Shopify used to piss me off crashing, and I know it happens with tech but at one point it seemed too frequent.

I remember this horror vividly 😩

I love potatoes. I want something with potatoes right now. I want to be a potato.

December mood:

Yeah I might need that today with some green onion, cheese and sour cream…

She changed my life.

"Is your thyroid enlarged?" Now, DOCTOR Jackie... #Married2Med

And bootyhole! Y’all was showing hole!

Y'all were posting punctual penis at 10pm nightly.

I want Quad to say fuck Simone and mean it. Keep it moving. No one is going to pop each other in the mouth #married2med #marriedtomed

I’m so glad sweet tea isn’t on this season, hope her and the munchkin never returns #marriedtomed

K is an idiot. #rhop

Married to Med new season at 9p tonight frens

I’m SO glad Juan Dixon isn’t here right now!!!!!

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Be REALLY wary of people who refuse to be considerate when telling you the truth. They don't care about you, they just enjoy criticizing. Nobody who cares about you refuses to find a way to speak to you IN A WAY THAT YOU WILL RECEIVE. I know this is hard to hear because...parents. But them too.

Folk are damn near foaming at the mouth to buy something even though they know the deals fucking suck 🥴

I miss when me and the hubs were doing “send yall stuff” which was basically sending letters and knick knacks to folk

💜💜

In a groupchat with folk calling themselves poor while you just lost your job In a groupchat with someone saying they are poor bc they can’t make their student loan payment