When the DJ started his set with PUT YO HOOD UP…go find you something safe to do

BABY A TIME!!!!!! I got caught in the middle of one at the club one time and a nigga flew over my to punch somebody else 😂😂😂 my friends found an opening and pulled me out. I thought we were all getting crunk and drunk NAWL!!!

Merdurr

They should at least let her punch him one good time.

This post really needs AWARDS.

Your brain will LIE TO YOU all the time. It will tell you that you're ugly. A lie. Tell you you're not good enough. A lie. You have to work hard to push those thoughts out. The truth is you're beautiful and amazing.

What an awful cut for his face

He needs to put his hair back like clip-ins

And for the record FUCK EDMOND AND THOSE TURKISH DELIGHTS

Get ya hoofs cleaned nigga!

I’m a Leo with a Sag moon and rising. We’re both showing up in true form ☝🏾

SLUT! open.spotify.com/track/7JBK2g...

That’s too wide of a range for ya girl.

What kind of content? This determines it.

It’s a bop bippty boop witchy bitches coming thru open.spotify.com/track/25t97a...

MELISSAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DRUNK AND OUTSIDE!

Migraine tried to take me out yesterday. Not today bitch!

You better get in tune with your shadow side before that hoe really act a fool.

Can’t wait to respond to this email to make this lady feel bad when I get in💜 Idc about that meeting if it’s recorded. I was about to pass out in my office from a migraine.

Pluto in Retro…in Aquarius? Yeah that’s why I wanna cuss everybody out for being stupid as hell!!!

Me in meetings with my camera off throwing my hands up:

As a damn soup sandwich!!!!

Stop giving attention and energy to shit you said you don’t like!!!! For the love of God!

Ari makes some of the best fucking grits!!! But it’ll have to be after I do Pilates 😂 found a local women’s gym that is turning 1 and they are holding free classes on Saturday to celebrate. I’m going to the Mat Pilates class ☝🏾

Requesting your grits this weekend @pricethecreator.bsky.social

Sent a message off in the middle of the night to a Black woman that holds Pilates events locally. She gave me her number. It’s go time baby!

Daily. Every single day.

This is so funny to me but true bc my next door neighbor as a kid had an outhouse for a lonnnng time before they got indoor plumbing. We lived in the STICKS, I just knew sumn would snatch my friend up at night 💀

Folk swear they don’t believe in compromise but think other people should compromise for them.

Y’all be giving me the ick when y’all talk about all the things you don’t wanna do in a serious relationship, but be very loud about everything others must do for you. Everyone turning into selfish takers!

Clearly, the Canadians knew what the fuck they were doing making that sparkling water

Reminder to go by Food Lion this weekend to get some 😋 the only sparkling water I’ve liked since a kid

Today is the last time I will mention to my coworker to get her resume together and start applying elsewhere NOW.

Cause don't be on my nerves when you know I'm hangry. TF?!!

Relatable Content:

My mom could never!

I don’t mind a lie bc we all lie but a stupid lie????? I want to hang you by the ankles for 90 seconds.

The writers must want folk to drag Ashley’s character on the show bc there’s nothing about her that screams “baddie” pls. #beyondthegates

Randy thinks Ashley is “nurse baddie.” What is with this show obsession with this basic af woman?? #BeyondTheGates

Idk why that Bryant lady made that type of lie that could easily be fact checked 💀💀 I worked for a couple colleges that are now closed. Those students still got their transcripts. So stupid.

Even if your school closes Parchment/Scribe are going to have your transcripts. And if you completed a program/degree it will be notated on said transcript.

“If you eat meat and have never killed your own food”

Vanessa and this terrible ass advice #beyondthegates

Now watching today’s episode. Somebody gotta die at this point with this plasma story #beyondthegates

Might as well put that Jacob is undercover on a billboard because too many people know about the mission now and like to talk about it in public. #BeyondTheGates #BTG

Watching yesterday’s episode and Ashley is again the worst. Just talking loud as hell about a scheme #beyondthegates

If I lived New York I would be a pizza slice.

She fought like hell for that degree, you hear me?!