must so many things always be happening

bring back john farrell

they say your alignment shifts right as you age, but

I’m not gonna read anything more than the subheadline here and I guess it’s fair to match tone with the subject a bit but using “scored” here feels weirdly informal for Sad News When Leno goes are we gonna say he “procured” his car collection or like, “bagged” it

its nice to have a somewhat benign main character this morning

sorry, i don't care who the money's going to or how obvious you think the onion part of the new logo is, no gotdamn way i'm wearing any kind of infowars hoodie around normies

This is creative redemption for chanting “Beat LA” while playing LA

Everyone’s going to read that Wired piece about Geese with their own biases and come away feeling like they’re the ones who are correct about them and whether they deserve their buzz, but I want to try to have a more nuanced take: lmao buzz this you warbly fuck of course you had to make up fans

The tie is obviously the star but don’t sleep on the intentional brutal discomfort of suit jacket over hoodie That man is moving like an action figure with no more than 3 articulation points

“Can you believe it?” - Castig, about his kid (derogatory)

It’s a perfectly normal story of butterfly effects but it’s much more funny thing to imagine Pierce Brosnan specifically preventing a game from being made, with a gun

reading the (Space Force!) part like Strong Bad

reading 17776 for the first time today and as someone who grew up actually thinking i’d live forever on earth eventually i’m especially furious with myself for waiting until today good football @jonbois.bsky.social

bluesky is definitely crashing at 8pm est tonight how do i get kalshi on the phone

astronauts gonna get a hell of a view of the mushroom cloud tho

i'm so excited to go to washington dc this weekend to see all the history of our wonderful united states of america everything is fine here

I came into this article excited to see an insane hyperego capital-G Gamer get some justice and instead I got a handshake. This is wild.

Branching dialogue options where the button prompt summary conveys one thing and the resulting dialogue you chose ends up coming off *way* the heck differently than what you thought you were choosing to say LA Noire slapped me with this a few times and I wanted to press X to doubt on *myself*

first draft of the title of @pablo.show was a little wordy -OR- @alyssamerc.bsky.social nice hat

I dunno it kinda adds some intrigue Alexa play Sandstorm

happy rhythm game community day everyone

satan does the dreamworks smirk

a very early lmao baseball

M Night Charlemagne (sorry Roy Wood Jr)

Dropped a monitor on my head today and I swear I tasted static

close. fortnite's content cadence is what the modern playerbase (and also press/influencers) has been trained to expect out of every live service game, despite the fact that it's not a sustainable model to emulate.

Jaylen Brown with amazing finesse on the reverse and-1 finish (with replays)

Journalism isn’t dead

congratulations to nba2k's michael b jordan for his oscar win

let's not get carried away, hes got no handles and that shot was all arm and no wrist, get swatted shorty (keep being good at politics though that rules)

somewhere on the internet this man has posted “ball don’t lie, unlike females”

posting my “imagine if he stayed” about marcus smart tn

this is my president

The Pokopia Pokédex entry for Oddish says it has a different scientific name which raises WAY more questions about how the damn scientific community in the Pokémon universe works

Now more than ever: Trade Tatum

You all hereby have permission to create an AI of me when I die. Just make it real weird. Everyone involved in the project gets to add one (1) extra lil quirk and then you can all fight about who did what to me

More stories from AHL hockey in person: arena music going from Lee Greenwood directly into Dropkick Murphys 👌

Buying this to put Lavender Town on loop inside a wall like a Halpert prank

I'll let you watch it

@cjzero.bsky.social check in on the Lightning/Leafs game at 3-0 for a fun empty net sequence

Hey I’m registered Independent just because 15 years ago I thought “well why would I pick a team, I can vote however the current needs dictate” and this all sounds good to me

youtu.be/AAZEcg8NLtM I should grow up someday and use a real picture like some linkedin asshole I guess

alright hold on i'm gonna fix the dunk contest Run Price is Right style games for the right to do a move that goes in a good dunk. Wanna throw it to yourself? Gotta play Plinko for it. Through the legs? Name the price of that detergent. Then you get one shot at it and only move on if you nail it.

Wow @pablo.show scooped that LeBron is going to make the Lakers leave him unprotected in the upcoming expansion draft so he can headline the new Vegas team

there is someone in my city parading around as the Poster for the Dictionary and i'm here sitting in my envy

I deleted my previous post claiming to be missing out Metric/Broken Social Scene because of Green River Festival It’s Yellowcard I’m missing for that Much worse

I don’t like to be the proud ignorant dork but that’s the first time I’ve ever heard Mr Beast’s voice and what the fuck he’s so squeaky why does he have the world’s biggest audience

i've had a side-eye on this but i don't think they cut to many other leaders in attendance? had to have known there'd be a reaction to even give him the jumbotron time