Just shillin’ near Big Pharma’s secret mountain lair. ✌️

This anti-vax movement has a lot of things that I love: star power, science denial, and hipster appeal. Cause Penny-farthings and handlebar mustaches are cool, but nothing is more vintage than dying of Rubella. - Stephen Colbert

What’s a colonoscopist’s favorite beer? Butt Light

Really inspires confidence, doesn’t it? Also, this is a tragedy that will harm millions of people.

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he doesn't think germs cause disease

The head of the US health care system: “I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.”

@jonathanstea.bsky.social captured it best I think… sadly…. bsky.app/profile/jona...

Need to slightly correct you, she was Maria Skłodowska Curie 😚

But women are the problem.

Dr. Marie Curie is the only woman in this 1927 photo of geniuses, out-credentialing everyone as the only person to be awarded two Nobel Prizes in two separate sciences.

I am genuinely in awe of the depth of this ignorance. It's so well-rounded.

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It’s wild living in the Information Age and the Dark Age at the same time.

As a clinical psychologist, I’ve worked in a hospital setting as a full-time job for nearly 15 years helping people who experience severe addiction, including opioid use disorders. It’s this kind of alternative medicine rhetoric that gets people killed:

Carl's right.

We've arranged a society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science and technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. - Carl Sagan

Ouch

But “grab ‘em my the pussy” on a hot mic was just boy talk?

Anti-science movements are threats to patient care and public health. They reject mainstream scientific views and methods and replace them with pseudoscientific propaganda for nefarious gains.

A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven. God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.” “At last! Who shot JFK?” God says, “Oswald, acting alone.” Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”

Racism worsens health outcomes. MAGA is MAHA. Where are the wellness and MAHA influencers denouncing this bigotry that makes America sicker?

www.aol.com/news/rfk-jr-... @jonathanstea.bsky.social Please do not use RFK Jr. as a source of medical information.

He sleeps on a cloud so yes....

Iggy asks whatever do you mean?

So true. So true.

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Owners of dogs will have noticed that if you provide them with food/shelter/affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that if you provide them with food/shelter/affection, they draw the conclusion that they are Gods. - C. Hitchens

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One hallmark of pseudoscience is an emphasis on confirmation rather than refutation. Scientists are constantly and consistently trying to prove themselves wrong, whereas those who practice pseudoscience are more concerned with proving themselves right.

Now seems a good time to point out that Erin Elizabeth has repeatedly claimed I’m connected to Jeffrey Epstein. The funny thing is that the Epstein files mention her circle—RFK Jr. and Joseph Mercola—but my name? Absent. Fancy that. 😊

One hallmark of pseudoscience is an emphasis on confirmation rather than refutation. Scientists are constantly and consistently trying to prove themselves wrong, whereas those who practice pseudoscience are more concerned with proving themselves right.

I love you Dr. Mike, this is so gooddddddd 🤣

Defending MAHA and its pseudoscience is an exercise in motivated reasoning and mental gymnastics, not scientific thinking.

Sneaking pseudoscience into health care. @jonathanstea.bsky.social

The plural of anecdote is misinformation. Problems with anecdotal medical evidence: - Regression to mean - Self-limiting illnesses - Multiple treatments - Reporting bias - Confirmation bias - Vague outcome measures - Placebo - Memory fallibility www.psychologytoday.com/ca/blog/writ...

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I sometimes wonder what would happen if I ever decided to use all that I've learned debunking quackery for evil, as in inventing new forms of quackery that will appeal to MAHA. Fortunately, I've never actually done it and, hopefully, never will.

Today is my birthday. And as such, I’m super excited to announce that I’ll be opening an integrative medicine clinic to launch a new detox supplement line that will address the root cause of every single health condition.

Sometimes there is no middle ground. No compromise possible.

You don’t beat fascism and anti-science movements by pretending there’s a middle ground. You beat it by exposing its propaganda and fighting back.

Counterargument: Please let these people, specifically, eat poop. Let them eat as much as they please.

Stay tuned. We're finally on Bluesky and hope to be up and running in early February!

Please don’t make me explain Coley’s toxins because of coprophagy

The 21st century requires advice I didn't think we needed... listen to the doctor!!

buT my d0G eAtS poo!?!

Oh here we go again. Dr. manbun tells us what we can and cannot eat...in AMERICA! Im going to eat shit just to own you!