I grew up playing Summerall Football

Albums with brown covers are Thanksgiving albums

NFL should do Jambase but for games you've been to with highlights clips

A second bubba's penis has hit your mouth

Made this because @hellocullen.bsky.social said "Phoot Bollins" and it has to go somewhere

🚨 RED PANDA IS BACK 🚨

As I understand it, Dick Cheney died jacking off to anime

Our country is currently too depressed to make fun of Arby's steak nuggets

+1 guest at the party from the end of The Game (Mouth full of food, gesturing towards Michael Douglas) "Who's that guy?"

I'm being told the JFL monster has been killed by order of Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman

If you had a bad fantasy football draft a good name for your team is Smell Diaper Jr.

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Lexis-Olivier Ray ( @shoton35mm.bsky.social ) , an award-winning journalist for L.A. Taco, filed a federal civil rights lawsuit against the Los Angeles Police Department this week. The L.A. Times has all the details: www.latimes.com/california/s...

lots of fighting about whether or not to RSVP to large scale Dem-aligned orgs but NOT A LOT OF GIVING MONEY TO MY FAVORITE MUTUAL AID!!! tinyurl.com/lascdonate

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Sleep assistance app negging me saying I love the sound of farts

You wish you would have met a state treasurer?

Saved you a click: they beheaded a horse

(Lucky Charms accent) oooh look at me wee little funny mustache!

You're not allowed to show someone eating Subway in a commercial

Kash Patel at white heaven

They were sired by Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain during his notorious 1970s run of having group sex

Busy Fill Ups would be a good name for a popular gas station

Jokes on Boomers, they have to live through the sad and gross Children of Men part, Gen Z gets the fun custom car Mad Max part

When you smile in the matrix, you smile in real life

Keep honking I can't hear you over my son's orgasms

Three cartoonish tramps sharing a single bean cut into slices is a recession indicator

Fake biopic about basketball / indie rock crossover in 90s Chapel Hill. Did Superchunk party with Jerry Stackhouse? Was Rasheed Wallace in the room the first time Brick was performed?

i really love this bit youtu.be/E2I0tqgaEVo?...

This is so much the opposite of clickbait it comes back around to making me incredibly curious why they'd publish it

Sur, this is a la Table

Hell yeah he got a ponytail now

I was just going over some of the celebrity quotes I wrote for Clickhole a decade ago. Here’s a few favorites

you should all watch the upcoming Netflix animated program Strip Law

I know I'm late to the show but Cracker Barrel changed the logo to look like liberal elite meeting place Golden Corral

Not only is Santa real, he's dead

The Sandwich Precedent by John Grisham

Realizing I watch The Big Lebowski more regularly than I go to the doctor

Wife brought home some dog dick olives, trying to tell me something

Out: Calvin pissing In: Hobbes pooping

Wim Wenders is Birch Bender's Wario

pay no attention to the attached images I AM SELLING TEN MACBOOK PROS 600 DOLLARS EACH