I have texted multiple friends this episode of tv is essential viewing. Nude Danny is the best doc subject since Robert "and the burping" Durst

if my old man ever caught me getting bimbofied, he'd make me blow up those balloons til they pop

lost tape of Jimmy Buffet screaming at his band for tucking their shirts in

World's Greatest Bisexual Grandpa

This Saturday, The final curtain on Awards Season, The McAdamy Awards tickets: www.eventbrite.com%2Fe%2Fthe-second-annual-mcadamy-awards-tickets-1982035782380

tickled pink? mf I was born pink

mr beast has now purchased the base of the food pyramid making feasibles the most important food group, congratulations to mr beast

Beavis and Butthead Payola Scandal

what if before he died jimmy buffet recorded a song to be released posthumously called "heaven is boring i miss florida"

I really appreciate that there are a good number of video creation companies out there that cover progressive topics with a little millennial-ish humor to help people engage, but this also means I'll never send these videos to my dad I propose a novel idea: humorless guy in a suit videos

Nirvana the Band the Show the Movie was great and my wife loved it even though when I told her the name of the movie she was furious

Strip Law is an actively anti-second screen show. Intro song through credits, all gags that reward paying attention which makes it a million times more shareable in clips online that solves the problem of viewers looking at their phones while watching the second screen to begin with

Can't stress enough how refreshing Strip Law feels in an ocean of 10,000 regular TV shows

yeah I've got a six pack (six testicles in my scrotum)

new Strip Law clip where we thoughtfully and respectfully grapple with the legacy of one of the titans of animation that came before us

I saw this three times in theaters and I loved it, perfect sequel

I went to Skinamarink with a small group of diehard horror movie fans, and the second the credits hit one friend loudly goes, "that was awful!" and the rest of the theater (4 teens) nodded

I have been struggling for the last year and a half to not tell you about The Hot Dates

Just got a YouTube ad where an AI man said he had a "nightly cinnamon ritual"

you making fun of me for having nonstop 24/7 blow-the-doors-off gas is ableist

if you watch enough YouTube videos about trains and government owned grocery stores the algo unlocks bands like this for you

Just saw the lineup for the maga counter programing to the halftime show. the headliner? good bunny

I have big ideas for the If I Had Legs I'd Kick You-verse

one of my internet guys making the blueprint for talking to a Landman dad

how the hell did pork get top billing in pork n beans

watched porco rosso last night finding out the ICE $50k signing bonus isn't paid upfront and only comes if you work for 5 years somehow satisfies both parts of the quote "making money from war makes you scum, not making money from bounty hunting makes you an idiot"

this show will be a big deal for people that love comedy

Just let me know when I can go back to home depot, my place is falling apart

Weekend at Davos

REPORTER: coach cignetti, how do you feel about your team these last two unprecedented seasons? COACH: pride moves inside me like maggots in the corpse of christ

Fernando Mendoza after winning the national championship: "I'm going to the Bone Temple!"

I've just entered a raffle i could use your good vibes

I might see bone temple every day its in theaters

at some point, when no one has a job, well be able to say whatever we want

not the worst part about living in a fascist police state but still pretty shitty i can't listen to "Bad Boys" by Inner Circle constantly like I used to

this show is good

Pitch for a third Addams Family movie called The Man Who Shot Puberty Addams (this relies on Pubert's [he baby's] name being short for Puberty and the audience remembering that 30 years later, and then caring)

AI, turn Beavis green

millennials love going viral

clapping when the credits roll at a porno theater

heres how bad the internet has gotten: dracsearch dot com, the search engine that was just google, but when you searched it made the noise "blugh", is not only defunct, i cant find information about it on google

streaming companies should offer movies ad free, but you can only see the sad, confusing, or horny parts by watching a commercial first

everyone is saying this man is on drugs but i am saying he needs to pee pee

joan diddykong

I grew up playing Summerall Football

Albums with brown covers are Thanksgiving albums

Made this because @hellocullen.bsky.social said "Phoot Bollins" and it has to go somewhere

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