SPACE LORD MOTHER MOTHER

[going up to Taylor Swift's dad] fuckin, thanks for the open bar man, you must be so proud

just yelled HOLY CRAP so loud it alarmed my wife

a dude emailed to ask me why the louisville, KY metal band tantric has **30 former members** and now i'm fully invested

do you have to keep riverside open for 2 hours after you're done or your newsletter blows up

*nodding solemnly with full comprehension* yes, I see. there’s a special kind of kid who can’t play sports or go to the bathroom

my son just asked, “what if heaven is boring?” and finally that 12-hour bandsplain episode on talking heads is gonna pay off in my personal life

germany using a whole lotta napkins

The game of soccer has proved insufficient to resolve a game of soccer. We will play a different game instead.

today in generational ennui: i just typed the word 'postcard' and spellcheck tried to change it to 'podcast'

had a blast talking to these nice folks about how i like linkin park now, sorry

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

We have reached peak Ohio right here.

great news everybody

when I can't find the right charging cable:

yo this book kicks ass, and so does steven, and if you want the truth so does the strokes' 2011 album 'angles'

do doctors even hear anything through their stethoscopes or is that all just a weird power play

one thing i've learned watching the world cup on telemundo is that this TV show looks absolutely rad as hell

smashed mcdouble

the worst thing about being a soccer player has to be the constant slow-mo footage of you looking sheepish or aggrieved

ok, so i stopped watching the game to fold some laundry, and then

seriously i've been to multiple lauryn hill shows where she was 3+ hours late that were way chiller environments than this

the Knicks vibe is so dismal RZA should pivot to an all-Gravediggaz set at halftime

pretty glad i didn't drop $10k to experience this vibe in person

You could write music about this matchup

i went on the rad twin cities music podcast THIS MUST BE THE PLACE to talk about how dayton is the minneapolis of ohio and other weird shit i apparently said out loud open.spotify.com/episode/5bxm...

Rest In Power

had a blast talking "THE HARDEST BUTTON TO BUTTON" on the world's preeminent white stripes podcast

are we sure we don’t want the cavs involved in this at all

A LITTLE BLOOD AND DANCING is coming out in paperback. June 23, 2026. Read the novel people have called "so very strange" with characters who are "interesting but unsympathetic." From Goodreads user Reilly Zimbric: "Oooooo I’m so cool and smart, I don’t use quotation marks. DNF. Stfu." Buy it today.

can the browns please trade me to another team as well

🚨We have a full Canseco alert🚨

yelling WHAT IS HAPPENING at my TV indiscriminately

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

the masters of the Jerk Out

If you’re wanting to hear Sonny Rollins tonight but don’t know where to start, a quick Top 10: Saxophone Colossus - Often cited as his best, has "St. Thomas," as well as "Mack the Knife," the SOUND is just so good, his solos are super imaginative, excellently recorded

This sucks, support @stereogum.com

🎶 don’t call me grandpa / not fair to 🎶

today's BONUS EPISODE of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S is on bush's "GLYCERINE," a used-car-radio classic that you could kinda maybe learn to play on guitar open.spotify.com/episode/5nPb...

alright enough screwing around, who's ready for some REAL BASKETBALL

the cavs could easily beat either of these teams

tool please put the cavs-pistons score on the jumbotron

Q: “hey rob why did you get into podcasting” A: “so i wouldn’t have to review three new drake albums at the same time”

anybody got a +1 to my chemical romance / sonic temple in columbus tonight

e44 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on shakira's "HIPS DON'T LIE," an all-timer in any language, and at any level of honesty or dancing ability open.spotify.com/episode/1Ks1...

my 12-year-old son is reading ‘how to talk so kids will listen and listen so kids will talk’ and i’m having trouble not taking this personally

A wonderful sentence from this story, describing the video of the man who threw a rock at a seal for no reason getting beat up by a local: "Meanwhile, an unidentified gentleman begins wailing on him."