Threads like this are why the internet exists. Everything else is just noise. bsky.app/profile/cowt...

hey @albertburneko.bsky.social can i buy you an ice cream cone

e32 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on britney spears' "TOXIC," a world-historically great song from a pop star having a world-historically horrible time open.spotify.com/episode/16p9...

Aw man! Shitty day. RIP to a guy who played guitar in a band that did not sound like a single other band

chris richards is a fantastic + provocative + exceedingly thoughtful rock critic who should've had that job for life. he rules and this sucks.

e31 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on t-pain's "BUY U A DRANK (SHAWTY SNAPPIN')," in which we apologize to t-pain for ever thinking he wasn't human open.spotify.com/episode/5IHC...

James Harden in Cleveland Ohio

is james harden good

60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE ‘90S: THE 2000S has returned, and our mastery of social media has only increased www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HdCUeq/

you have to admit this would've been faster

i really hope all eight Best New Artist nominees perform simultaneously

Thinking about another writer we lost too soon, one who had a young child at home too www.theringer.com/2022/03/03/h...

Just shared this one Facebook, because I had to get the words out. Sharing here in case its in any way useful to you.

the browns are gonna draft the hell out of that 35-year-old college QB, i'll tell you that much

well that was violent

the new a$ap rocky record is a very confusing soundtrack to this game

just yelled OH BOY, THAT'S NASTY so loud it alarmed my cats

replace rfk jr with this guy

just yelled OH MY GOD so loud it frightened my children

do you guys want deshaun watson back

I bet this guy went to parties and his friends would be like "cmon man do the face"

i also could have done that

Included:

the browns were there in spirit

100 percent agree

yes i do

and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,

Impossible to listen to Gorrilaz and not think of this

listening to ‘the disintegration loops’ at this middle school wrestling match

Why is this tiny gesture so funny

The kind .. you find … in a second hand store

just tried to formally record a video podcast for the first time and just absolutely astounded by my Nose Hair Situation

🎶

yeesh GTFO brittany is fantastic and you should read her (or hire her!) however possible

hello, i have missed you all terribly, and please enjoy this BONUS EPISODE of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S on jeff buckley's "HALLELUJAH," the international national anthem and the worst open-mic-night cover i ever attempted open.spotify.com/episode/6yiZ...

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

It's astounding how consistent this is: Every photo of Pat McAfee makes him look like the only guy in the movie theater who doesn't understand the big plot twist

“you take everything from me, old man” — my five-year-old daughter. just now, when i told her we’re going to bed

Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house

I'm very sorry to report that the great alt-country singer-songwriter Todd Snider has died at 59 of undiagnosed walking pneumonia. I stick by what I wrote about him in 2012. www.robertchristgau.com/xg/bn/2012-0... Here's Rolling Stone's coverage. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

CINCINNATI! come to the BOOKS BY THE BANKS festival today at the main library if you want to talk about the afghan whigs

finally watched this and cried laughing

G I N O C E A N

resigned to this

Rooting not just for a Game 7 of the World Series, but another 18 inning game that goes so long on Saturday night that the clocks fall back at 2am before it’s ended and everyone gets tremendously confused about what time it is.

rooting for the blue jays but gotta say i really dig kiké hernández's vibe

as someone who recently ate steak and shrimp cocktail with yasi salek, i greatly enjoyed this profile of yasi salek that includes photos of her posed with steak and shrimp cocktail www.ssense.com/en-jp/editor...

alright guys knock it off

“we are young” is a rude song to play over the stadium loudspeakers at 12:40 a.m. ET

JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes