Dog Allergy: She has a dog and he is allergic to dogs.

His Hat Doesn’t Fit: When meeting with your accountant, you might not think to glance up at his purple top hat.

I’ve read that Forbes named your circle as one of America's best groups to befriend in 2024.

If you say something like, "Oh, you mean, Casper like the ghost?” I will not return your giggle.

Not long ago, our cavalry covered every paved block in this fair town.

Check out my story in @pointsincase.com ! www.pointsincase.com/articles/im-...

Didn’t you read the fine print before signing electronically that you agree to the terms and services? Item eight in particular?

Not to worry, toots. Pull my string, turn me on, and I’ll get you through the night.

Hello, I'm in @pointsincase.com! If this article makes you laugh, would you mind please taking a short survey to let us know more about how you feel???????? www.pointsincase.com/articles/tha...

Cast-Iron Pan Reality: The cake turns out “rustic,” but in a bad way.

We hope you enjoyed your recent dining experience at Big Bill’s Fried Chicken and Margarita Patio

In this week's Newsletter, @lukevburns.bsky.social and I featured writing by - Amanda Goble in @mcsweeneys.net - Freddie Shanel in @reductress.bsky.social - Luke Herzog & Lisa Zheutlin in @pointsincase.com - Bezalel Stern in McSweeney's Subscribe below! And we've got a big archive you can read!

Finally, these seven long months of happily spending time with my family, watching movies, and reading books have come to an end.

And were you born a frigid bitch or did life’s small cruelties mold you into one?

The Smart Search List of the Day is: Fee-Free Experimental Flash Fiction feat. @westbranchmagazine.bsky.social @gonelawn.bsky.social @pointsincase.com @alwayscrashing.bsky.social et al. https://duotrope.com...

I was shocked to see such vitriol aimed at myself and my new hair enhancement---it’s simply not the CloudMindTech way.

New from me on @pointsincase.com

If you’re like me, you also have compassion and empathy. So when you realize the traffic is because of a major collision, you go from frustrated to concerned.

I wrote a piece for Points in Case about brain rot. Then I forgot my own title halfway through writing this post. Luckily the ants were there to pacify my sense of forgetting and alienation. @pointsincase.com #Humor #Satire #AntsKnowBest www.pointsincase.com/lists/10-sig...

You’ve started narrating your own life in the cadence of a TikTok slideshow.

That’s all his bio needs. He is Jackson Pfeiffer, teller of stories. Our raconteur. Our scribe. Our Jackson.

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters: - ChatGPT had PIC as a suggestion when I asked where to post things - The platform formerly known as Twitter - I read PIC in my humor writing class at JHU - A substack a follow highlighted your work - Spike Lee

It so happens, and to remind you, I have air conditioning, central air, in my condominium apartment. And Ethel's granddaugher is visiting.

Now it’s time to press that button. She’s watching you, but no pressure. You’ve done this a thousand times before.

Something new from me on @pointsincase.com

I’m not supposed to say anything, but I’m growing it out for a gig. Nothing major, just an acting thing. I assume Jake told you I’m an actor?

Won't acknowledge his rum addiction.

The Working Mother of Three: She wakes up at 4:30 AM so that she can squeeze in a ten-miler before taking her kids to school and arriving at the office.

Uppercase. Number. Special character. Change every 90 days. You’re welcome. 🔒 Now stop bitching. @pointsincase.com www.pointsincase.com/articles/as-... #Humor #Passwords #CyberSecurity

In last week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I rounded up great writing by Brandon Talley in @pointsincase.com, Reese Cassard in @mcsweeneys.net, and JiJi Lee & Patrick Clair in @newyorker.com. Plus an old fave by Genevieve Koski & info about our upcoming hangout! Take a look and subscribe ⬇️

“pizzalover99” is a drooling stoner. “PizzaLover99” is a mensch who commands respect in the boardroom, even with his fly down.

Your first question, of course, must be, "Did we get the appendix out?" Yes. Most of it. Eventually.

Ma’am, your wariness is completely understandable, but I am genuinely asking about whether your refrigerator is operational.

Please, Scrubbies, dry the grease from your eyes. I’ll always be your Scrub Daddy.

Sorry, I don’t mean to nag. I’m your shadow-self, not your mother.

Moths are houseflies in wool cardigans.

A one horse town isn’t some village out in the boonies. Do you know how many horses there are in the boonies? Tons.

Is it hot today? Or, afterlife got you worried? I've got you covered. #satire @pointsincase.com

It’s been raining men every day since 1982, and the repercussions are getting more serious by the day.

In this week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I round up funny writing by Jack Handey in @newyorker.com, Michelle Cohn & @madelinegoetz.bsky.social in @pointsincase.com, and @vikshulevich.bsky.social and @seanmcgowan.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net! Check it out & subscribe ⬇️

I’d like to say I understand your pain, but how could I? The only terror I’ve experienced is watching everyone I ever loved die.

It's time again to celebrate our beloved little Scarface-quoting third-grader. He's the reason your kid knows what ketamine is.

We had a sneaking suspicion it might taste bad after our first focus group. People were saying it was "upsetting" and it made them feel "unsafe."

The MacGruber Clan, Lords of the Valley of Non-Violence, have been acting suspiciously peaceful.

This is so funny @madelinegoetz.bsky.social

Normal: Your toddler plays happily with the other children. Culty: Your toddler seems to be learning Latin.

You interjected to ask if my depression over the breakup was the reason I had forgotten to buy a new fuchsia ink cartridge.

New piece up today on @pointsincase.com. www.pointsincase.com/articles/for... #WritingCommunity

Now, I’m not bashing Chad. Chad’s fine. Chad does consistently adequate work, and he’s even finally learned what a pivot table is.

Thanks to @pointsincase.com for putting my full introversion on display. All this stuff is totally, totally normal