Madeline Goetz (@madelinegoetz.bsky.social)

I Am the Servant in the Beast’s Castle Who Was Turned into a Chamberpot, and Nobody Ever Asks Me to Sing Hey, everyone, I couldn’t help overhearing in this giant, nigh-deserted, echoey castle that you were doing an elaborate musical number where everyo... https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-am-the-servant-in-the-beasts-castle-who-was-turned-into-a-chamberpot-and-nobody-ever-asks-me-to-sing