🎅 Merry Christmas! You are enough! That will be 300 dollars. Today's cartoon by Michael Shaw. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-beli... Need to find that perfect last minute gift? How about a GIFT subscription to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoons #santa #therapy #holidays

Santa’s Sack (Grab a Handful) #SexySantaSnacks

Seasonal Finger Foods #SexySantaSnacks

MILF & Cookies #SexySantaSnacks

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🎁 The Gift of Patience. Today's cartoon by Kyle Bravo. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-the-... Need something do til Xmas? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! Loads of cartoons and fun await! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoons #xmas #christmas #holidays

🎅 🎅 Clash of the Clauses, Today's cartoon by Rich Sparks. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-clas... Need more Timeless Tidings? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ PLUS get Rich Sparks new BOOK & CALENDAR! Horseshoes and Tardigrades & APPLE SNIDER — 2026 Wall Calendar!

🕎 The Festival of Many Spellings. Today's cartoon by Paul Lander & Dan McConnell. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-the-... Need moreholiday ha ha's? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #Hanukah #hanukkah #cartoons #holidays

Cartoon: The Festival of Many Spellings @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social by me and @cartoonydan.bsky.social weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-the-...

Some thoughts on playing team sports, thanks for pub @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social !! weeklyhumorist.com/team-sports-...

Randy Canes #CreepyChristmasCandy  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags

📺 Scream Screens. Today's cartoon by @Kyle_Bravo_ weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-scre... Need more screen time?? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoons #screentime #family #dinner #funny

Randy Canes #CreepyChristmasCandy @paul_lander

Peppermint Barf #CreepyChristmasCandy

Hershey Kurses #CreepyChristmasCandy

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🐷 🥓 Ham Today, Gone Tomorrow. Well, don't get salty! Today's cartoon by Bill Thomas. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-dr-h... Oinking for more? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #pig #cure #jokes #monday #doctor #hospital

Many thanks, as always, to @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for the opportunity! weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-...

👶 Baby Bundles. Today's cartoon by Chris Shorten. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-baby... Need some extras? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #baby #newborn #stork #upsell #addons #family #funny

🛋️ 🖼️ Couch of Comparison. Today's cartoon by Anderson Gronvold. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-lisa... Need to feel better about yourself? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoon #therapy #therapist #inadequacy

🏆 Phantom Politics. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper. Need an intermission? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! => weeklyhumorist.com #cartoon #trump #awards #peaceprize #tony #broadway

🧊 Holidays on ICE. Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-holi... Need more xmas fear? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoon #santa #ice #trump

🤗 Snuggle Struggle. Today's cartoon by Zip Freeman. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-cudd... Need to feel loved? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoon #funny #hugs #business

Ted Bundy Ruxpin #ChopAPopularToy

American Girl Gone Wild Doll #ChopAPopularToy

Nair Bears #ChopAPopularToy

My Diddled Pony #ChopAPopularToy

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Is Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy right? Has air travel become uncivilized? Here's my Friendly Reminder on Dressing for Air Travel (Since We’ve All Forgotten) that you can read in the @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

😖 So Thirsty!! Today's cartoon by Drew Panckeri weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-stra... Need more ick and cringe? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #funny #cartoons #parents #teens #desertislandcartoons #cringe

👀 Peekaboo boo. Today's cartoon by Alex John weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-peek... Want more eye-popping fun? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoons #funny #monday #parenting #babies

🦃 Holidays can be hard. Happy Thanksgiving! Today's cartoon by Bob Eckstein. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-not-... For more festive fun subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #thanksgiving #holidays #pilgrims #nativeamericans #turkey

Some satire about our upside down reality to get pumped for Stranger Things 5 tonight! Co-written with Kate Chrisman and published tonight in @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social! weeklyhumorist.com/how-bad-do-t...

Nude balance  #FetishAFootware  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags

Nookie  #FetishAFootware  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags

KY Swiss  #FetishAFootware  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags

Tush Puppies #FetishAFootware  @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #hashtags

Roamin scandals?

👮 🇹🇻 Silent? Or Streaming? Today's cartoon by Vaughan Tomlinson. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-sile... Need more arresting humor? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #podcast #truecrime #cops #police #murder #crimeshows

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📖 😴 Literary Lullabies. Today's cartoon by Zack Rhodes. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-drea... Need more things to knock you out? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #book #reading #sleep #bookstagram #monday

🔌 Fuming mad. Today’s cartoon by Drew Panckeri weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-elec... All charged up? Go subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #cartoons #friday #EV #electriccar #tesla #marriage #couples

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Groin bean casserole #HorrificHolidaySides

Sack n’ cheese #HorrificHolidaySides

Porn-bread #HorrificHolidaySides

Dinner Trolls  #HorrificHolidaySides  @paul_lander

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🌳 🪞 Branching Into Cosmetic Work. Today's cartoon by Philip Witte. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-bran... Need a nip/tuck of laughs? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #tree #plasticsurgery #treedoctor #funny

👄 🤳 Art of Avoidance. Today's cartoon by Peter Kuper. weeklyhumorist.com/cartoon-cust... Need to laugh off the frustration? Subscribe to Weekly Humorist! weeklyhumorist.com/subscriptions/ #customerservice #operator #customersupport #TechHelp #HelpDesk #monday