Trump says Cuba has ‘virtually no autism.’ In fairness he probably meant Cubs Gooding Jr.

Jewish New Year kicks off For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.

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Happy 76th birthday Bruce Springsteen. Now you’re ‘Born to Run to the Bathroom 3 Times a Night to Pee’

Instead of the Rapture Trump got confused and ruptured the English language.

Trump’s UN speech was even incoherent in the original Russian

Trump’s UN speech was even incoherent in the original Russian

Instead of the Rapture Trump got confused and ruptured the English language.

Happy 76th birthday Bruce Springsteen. Now you’re ‘Born to Run to the Bathroom 3 Times a Night to Pee’

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Jewish New Year kicks off For Jews it's not 2025, but 5786 which explains why Jews always seem so tired.

Fans Are Freaking Out Over Ashley Olsen’s First Major Hair Transformation in a Decade. And somehow I’m jealous of their priorities.

Happy Tuesday! Foxy’s 🦊 🦋 Meet and Greet 🦋 “Being brave doesn’t mean you aren’t scared. Being brave means you are scared, really scared, badly scared, and you do the right thing anyway.”- Neil Gaiman As Foxy says… We will be okay! ✌️ #StrongerTogether #BlueCrew

From the best big brother ever files:

Matthew McConaughey’s Unconventional Bedroom Advice for Couples Has Fans Seriously Polarized. Oh stop it, people, it’s gonna be alright, alright, alright. ….

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Bombshell Report Claims Trump DOJ Shut Down Probe Into Alleged $50K Tom Homan Bribe. In fairness, that’ll only get Homan a couple of whopper meals… not supersized.

Not saying Kimmel’s one lucky cat, but Jimmy Kimmel Live will now be known as Jimmy Kimmel Nine Lives.

White House calls “The View” hosts 'irrelevant has-beens' who are 'devoid of actual talent' after Jimmy Kimmel segment. So they’re Cabinet qualified.

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White House calls “The View” hosts 'irrelevant has-beens' who are 'devoid of actual talent' after Jimmy Kimmel segment. So they’re Cabinet qualified.

ICE Barbie Furiously Ordered Trump’s Border Czar to Stop Going on TV. Would’ve happened if he’d had change for a 100 thousand dollar bill.

ICE Barbie Furiously Ordered Trump’s Border Czar to Stop Going on TV. Would’ve happened if he’d had change for a 100 thousand dollar bill.

Welp, Kimmel’s always had a knack for great comeback…

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Not saying Kimmel’s one lucky cat, but Jimmy Kimmel Live will now be known as Jimmy Kimmel Nine Lives.

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Welp, Kimmel’s always had a knack for great comeback…

Bombshell Report Claims Trump DOJ Shut Down Probe Into Alleged $50K Tom Homan Bribe. In fairness, that’ll only get Homan a couple of whopper meals… not supersized.

Extra! Extra! Latest Ripping the Headlines Today - Paul Lander, @subs.humortimes.com www.humortimes.com/133162/rippi...

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Trump administration to link Tylenol use to risk of autism. While listening to Trump has been linked to a need to take Tylenol.

A fourth boat bombed in international waters. Total death toll now 19 What I dont get is, if these boats are "carrying fentanyl" as Trump says (they absolutely arent. Even the DEA says VZ doesnt produce fentanyl), then why not seize one and show us? www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

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Jimmy gives big numbers to tons of charities. Here’s a partial list. Question if he gave what he’s already given but in the name of victims of gun violence. Would that be cool with you.

Charlie Sheen was cut off by the Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption. Alone he could balance budget with tariffs.

Prince Harry Made a Secret Visit to Another Member of the Royal Family During His U.K. Trip. So that’s where Queen Latifah’s been.

Trump administration to link Tylenol use to risk of autism. While listening to Trump has been linked to a need to take Tylenol.

Prince Harry Made a Secret Visit to Another Member of the Royal Family During His U.K. Trip. So that’s where Queen Latifah’s been.

Charlie Sheen was cut off by the Mexican cartel over his massive cocaine consumption. Alone he could balance budget with tariffs.

From the best big brother ever files:

“The obvious next step in that playbook is to expand from targeting immigrants to go after anarchists, leftists, and other opponents of the regime…” What does that mean? How can we prepare to weather the storm? Read this @crimethinc.com how-to guide

Matthew McConaughey’s Unconventional Bedroom Advice for Couples Has Fans Seriously Polarized. Oh stop it, people, it’s gonna be alright, alright, alright. ….