Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
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Surely THIS one will stick
When did you âlock in?â I feel like I started paying attention in ~2007
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Nebula now offers free trials which means you can watch Season 1 of Abolish Everything! RIGHT NOW for zero dollars. Abolish your weekend plans!
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13 days ago
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Ur welcome
15 days ago
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My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
5 months ago
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SUCK IT BILL ACKMAN WEâRE MAKINâ MAPS IN THIS MF!!!
15 days ago
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Patrick Willems
21 days ago
This Thanksgiving gather your whole family around the tv to watch our movie about a guy trying not to puke
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10 tix left!
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20 days ago
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Tix for the Abolish Everything S2 Finale taping go live on
@caveatnyc.bsky.social
âs website at NOON TODAY!
21 days ago
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*Irish Hailey Welch* hawk of the morninâ tuah
29 days ago
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Matthew Krol đ PAX Unplugged
about 2 months ago
Who could be on that 10pm show? Perhaps if youâre in NYC you should snag a ticket to see whoâs forced to be behind that lectern đ
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Folks! Tix were just made available for the October tapings of Abolish Everything! on
@nebula.tv
and over half of them are already gone. Donât miss the ridiculously stacked lineup of our 7 PM taping OR our very special ABOLISH REDEMPTION taping at 10 PM which will feature some familiar facesâŠ
about 2 months ago
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Dave Wiskus
about 2 months ago
If youâre looking for a video service that DOESNâT allow hate speech and misinformation, come on down to nebula dot tv and tell them Dave sent you
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In my opinion W should be âwouble-youâ
2 months ago
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Every line of this reads like
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2 months ago
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Christopher Monks
2 months ago
Periodic reminder that we at
@mcsweeneys.net
âs have no writing staff (save for the great
@shadesofgreaves.bsky.social
), and rely on unsolicited submissions for our humor & satire. We respond to each every submission within 7.39 days (but usually much sooner).
www.mcsweeneys.net/pages/guidel...
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Trumpâs Epstein doodle is a bit of a Rorschach test, if there was a Rorschach test that was just the phrase âI AM A PEDOPHILEâ
2 months ago
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Spinoff of Emily in Paris called âGwen in Rome.â If I had gone to a better college I would know someone who would pay me millions to write this
2 months ago
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Why was 6 gagged at 7? Because 7 8âŠâŠâŠâŠ
2 months ago
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Nebula
3 months ago
Please be seated for The Dinner Plan.
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As soon as I get back from Japan Iâm gonna be saying stuff like âin Japanese culture, it is seen as VERY disrespectful to be rude to someoneâ
3 months ago
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he clocked her teaâŠâŠâŠ.
3 months ago
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This monthâs run of Abolish tapings starts TOMORROW! Late Thursday show has 4 tix left! Join the radical movement!
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3 months ago
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If youâve been thinking about coming to an Abolish Everything! taping, weâve got FOUR this Thursday and Friday
@caveatnyc.bsky.social
! Early shows are sold out but the late shows still have some tix and the lineups are incredible. Donât miss your chance!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
3 months ago
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Delta flight attendant just referred to their Wi-Fi as âfast and freeâŠâŠâ
3 months ago
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Considering one of my famous âsubtle bitsâ where I always call the national anthem âAmericaâs theme songâ and see how long it takes for anyone to notice
3 months ago
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Nebula
3 months ago
are you team big light or team ambient light?
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Ashpolt
3 months ago
Patrick Willems as an abolitionist and Lily Du as part of the establishment, hell yes let's go
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Thursday 7 PM taping is now sold out but the others still have some tix left!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
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3 months ago
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james folta
3 months ago
In last week's Newsletter,
@lukevburns.bsky.social
and I shared funny work by: -
@colincornaby.me
- Bobbie Armstrong &
@madelinegoetz.bsky.social
in
@mcsweeneys.net
- Sarah Gruen &
@chandlerjdean.bsky.social
in
@pointsincase.com
- Dan Caprera in
@weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
And a meet-up on 9/3!
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Lineups go crazy for the August abolish tapings just FYI
3 months ago
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You can watch
@lukasarnold.bsky.social
abolish the English language RIGHT NOW on YouTube!
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4 months ago
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Josh Gondelman
4 months ago
Oh! Today is the one month anniversary of Positive Reinforcement premiering on YouTube! I really appreciate everyone who has watched and spread the word! If you've been meaning to check it out...why not give it a watch now?
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Donât throw the baby out with the bathwater, sure. But also: donât throw out the bathwater. Thereâs a drain
4 months ago
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Tonight! 8 tix left for 7 PM, 10 tix left for 10 PM!
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4 months ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
4 months ago
important video of me defeating alcoholics
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This one has broken the Abolish Everything! record for making the least people mad.
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4 months ago
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Adam Chase
4 months ago
new yorkâs hottest club is the abolish everything season 2 premiere taping (not a lot of this left tho so u should move quick)
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Nebula
4 months ago
There are only a handful of tickets left for Fridayâs Abolish Everything! taping.
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TOMORROW!
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4 months ago
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FRIDAY!
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4 months ago
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Amy and I are here to remind you that Season 2 of Abolish Everything on
@nebula.tv
starts taping THIS FRIDAY
@caveatnyc.bsky.social
and tix are avail here, for now:
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
4 months ago
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These tapings are ONE WEEK AWAY and early bird ticket discount disappears tonight. Grab while you can!
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4 months ago
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Getting an early 2000s Motorola Razr and calling it a âBenson Boone phoneâ
4 months ago
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Jet Lag The Game On My Phone
5 months ago
jet lag girls đ
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Tickets are up for our Season 2 premiere tapings of Abolish Everything! at
@caveatnyc.bsky.social
! Complete with these illustrious lineups! Grab your tix before they sell out, which they will very quickly!
www.caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
5 months ago
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Another full-length banger of an Abolish Everything! set, free for you on YouTube thanks to Nebulaâs glorious generosityâŠ
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5 months ago
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Thank you Fordham Magazine for the feature on Abolish Everything! on
@nebula.tv
! When St. Ignatius said âgo forth and set the world on fire,â I think this is exactly what that mf meant
5 months ago
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Anyone who knows anything about standup knows Josh is one of the greatsâI canât wait to watch his special and you should too!!!
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5 months ago
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In my latest for
@mcsweeneys.net
I write about that most universal American pastime: failing to watch baseball.
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5 months ago
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My friends, we have abolished, Andrew Cuomo
5 months ago
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