“It’s <3, not >3” - protest sign at a poly wedding

Happy DK64 on Switch everyone!!! Fuck you all!!!

Sometimes when telling a story, someone will say “where do I even begin?” And then the next thing they say is the thing that happened first. And I’m like nice. I would’ve begun there too

It’s such a shame she caved to all this public pressure to rebrand as a more mainstream artist

Today on the podcast, Comedian and speechwriter @chandlerjdean.bsky.social joins @anamariecox.bsky.social and @mike-eagle.bsky.social to talk about building a streaming show without burning down his career to do it and why keeping a day job might be the most radical creative decision you can make.

When you restart a computer and it’s like “reopen windows after logging in?” I’m like. Why r u enabling me to make the same mistakes that got me here

TONIGHT!

When a twitch streamer takes part in activism—that’s a real change gamer

One week away!

This is the most important thing I’ve ever done. Please watch and spread my message

hats off to our brave performers

This is my friend @chandlerjdean.bsky.social! He is a super funny comedian with a show on Nebula called Abolish Everything! He’s also the super most recent guest on my podcast! PS thanks as always to @raminnazer.bsky.social for the pod art! broccoliandicecream.libsyn.com/421-chandler...

Abolish Everything! is coming to Los Angeles for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Complete with an absolutely wretched cabal of Hollywood Establishment hacks. Get your tix while you can! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/abolis...

Last chance to ask your questions to me, @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @andymvega.bsky.social, Brielle and Amy before we answer from 10-11!

The long awaited ABOLISH REDEMPTION! episode is here! It was such a delight to see @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @matthewkrol.nebula.tv, and @alisemorales.bsky.social return to the Abolish Everything! stage. Watch on Nebula now!!!

New Frotcast! BAFTA-gate, Kristi Noem's self-devouring cannibal, the virgins of Silicon Valley, and 'Predator: Badlands,' with guest @chandlerjdean.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

Ask me @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @andymvega.bsky.social Brielle DeMirjian and Amy Muller your questions starting now and we’ll answer Fri!

*Raye grandma voice* your husband is stimming

I can still smell this episode

For whatever reason, Abolish Everything! is listed on Mubi but of course is not available to watch there. Don’t worry though: they offer a perfect alternative.

Opening a vegan sandwich shop called “Don’t Meat Your Heroes”

this season there were a few tapings abolish everything I couldn’t be at which means I get to just watch them fresh. this is one of them and I simply loved it. being a producer on your favorite comedy show is a trip.

This ep includes one of my favorite jokes ever on the show, courtesy of Martin Herlihy

Since the special election in Texas, Speaker Johnson’s GOP margin in the House is shrinking like nips in an ice bath. Is it wrong to enjoy this? Just a little?? All of this and more on #FakeTheNation with JR Havlan and @chandlerjdean.bsky.social wherever your ears take in their pods.

WOKE IS BACK

Been a fan of Negin and JR forever so this was a dream!!!

The closure of the Kennedy Center has hit hard for me & performers everywhere - performing there was such a privilege and now… UGH. It is shuttered under the guise of "construction." We dig into this on this week’s #FakeTheNation with chatterboxes @chandlerjdean.bsky.social & JR Havlan

pretty hyped that we got Gianmarco Soresi on Abolish Everything. Episode is out now!

This episode had a couple of the biggest crowd reactions I’ve ever seen doing this show. Not to be missed!!!

catch @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social on tonight's episode of Abolish Everything! now on Nebula

This is the sort of towering intellect wise enough to watch Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv

Holy shit……not him too

They would never let you title a movie “The Manchurian Candidate” today. Too elitist. They’d make you call it “President Spy”

I just checked and this is true

abolish everything season two out now only on the beautiful streaming service nebula!!!

Words cannot describe how happy I am season two has begun!

Season 2 is here and we’re asking the important questions.

June 20, 2018

I tell ya, I got no love life. My wife wouldn’t spoon me if she was a stock broker and I was Zohran Mamdani

Just in case any of you think I am incapable of comedy that’s constructive

Been waiting for this news for a while, and what a lineup! Demi Adejuyigbe and Patrick Willems as abolitionists! Lily Du and Gianmarco Soresi as the establishment! Hell yeah!

Season 2 is almost here and it’s absolutely stacked tbh and fyi

I am happy to report, I’m back for Abolish Everything Season 2 with twice the amount of rage-fuel than your doctor recommends

"Keep a minimum of two plants alive for at least three months."

Abolish Everything! returns January 29

If you are planning on having a baby, I put together a handy checklist for you in @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nec...

How does public transit even work in Utah? Romney Tap to Pray?

My latest for @mcsweeneys.net

Yo Paul Shaffer was cooking in 2014……

Do you think Michael Sorrentino from Jersey Shore ever referred to tanning as “shedding a little light on The Situation”