Abolish Everything! is coming to Los Angeles for ONE NIGHT ONLY! Complete with an absolutely wretched cabal of Hollywood Establishment hacks. Get your tix while you can! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/abolis...

Last chance to ask your questions to me, @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @andymvega.bsky.social, Brielle and Amy before we answer from 10-11!

The long awaited ABOLISH REDEMPTION! episode is here! It was such a delight to see @adamchase.bsky.social, @thewheatgerm.bsky.social, @matthewkrol.nebula.tv, and @alisemorales.bsky.social return to the Abolish Everything! stage. Watch on Nebula now!!!

New Frotcast! BAFTA-gate, Kristi Noem's self-devouring cannibal, the virgins of Silicon Valley, and 'Predator: Badlands,' with guest @chandlerjdean.bsky.social www.patreon.com/posts/frotca...

Ask me @adamchase.bsky.social @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @andymvega.bsky.social Brielle DeMirjian and Amy Muller your questions starting now and we’ll answer Fri!

*Raye grandma voice* your husband is stimming

I can still smell this episode

For whatever reason, Abolish Everything! is listed on Mubi but of course is not available to watch there. Don’t worry though: they offer a perfect alternative.

Opening a vegan sandwich shop called “Don’t Meat Your Heroes”

this season there were a few tapings abolish everything I couldn’t be at which means I get to just watch them fresh. this is one of them and I simply loved it. being a producer on your favorite comedy show is a trip.

This ep includes one of my favorite jokes ever on the show, courtesy of Martin Herlihy

Since the special election in Texas, Speaker Johnson’s GOP margin in the House is shrinking like nips in an ice bath. Is it wrong to enjoy this? Just a little?? All of this and more on #FakeTheNation with JR Havlan and @chandlerjdean.bsky.social wherever your ears take in their pods.

WOKE IS BACK

Been a fan of Negin and JR forever so this was a dream!!!

The closure of the Kennedy Center has hit hard for me & performers everywhere - performing there was such a privilege and now… UGH. It is shuttered under the guise of "construction." We dig into this on this week’s #FakeTheNation with chatterboxes @chandlerjdean.bsky.social & JR Havlan

pretty hyped that we got Gianmarco Soresi on Abolish Everything. Episode is out now!

This episode had a couple of the biggest crowd reactions I’ve ever seen doing this show. Not to be missed!!!

catch @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social on tonight's episode of Abolish Everything! now on Nebula

This is the sort of towering intellect wise enough to watch Abolish Everything! on @nebula.tv

Holy shit……not him too

They would never let you title a movie “The Manchurian Candidate” today. Too elitist. They’d make you call it “President Spy”

I just checked and this is true

abolish everything season two out now only on the beautiful streaming service nebula!!!

Words cannot describe how happy I am season two has begun!

Season 2 is here and we’re asking the important questions.

June 20, 2018

I tell ya, I got no love life. My wife wouldn’t spoon me if she was a stock broker and I was Zohran Mamdani

Just in case any of you think I am incapable of comedy that’s constructive

Been waiting for this news for a while, and what a lineup! Demi Adejuyigbe and Patrick Willems as abolitionists! Lily Du and Gianmarco Soresi as the establishment! Hell yeah!

Season 2 is almost here and it’s absolutely stacked tbh and fyi

I am happy to report, I’m back for Abolish Everything Season 2 with twice the amount of rage-fuel than your doctor recommends

"Keep a minimum of two plants alive for at least three months."

Abolish Everything! returns January 29

If you are planning on having a baby, I put together a handy checklist for you in @mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/nec...

How does public transit even work in Utah? Romney Tap to Pray?

My latest for @mcsweeneys.net

Yo Paul Shaffer was cooking in 2014……

Do you think Michael Sorrentino from Jersey Shore ever referred to tanning as “shedding a little light on The Situation”

Abolish Everything! takes over the @nebula.tv livestream fundraiser for World Central Kitchen at 10 PM ET! Featuring establishment hacks (pictured), forced at last to consider the abolitionists’ POV. Tune in! Donate! We’re over halfway to the $20,000 goal… www.youtube.com/live/MpVYz3h...

People will say they’re from Whoville and then you press them and it turns out they live “just north of Whoville.” Diva just say you’re from Mt. Crumpit!!!

Abolish the unfounded claim that there are other podcasts about movies!!!

If something is 39 minutes away i will always be late. If it’s 54 minutes away i will always be early. Does this make sense

Need just 10 more straight answers!

ATTENTION STRAIGHT PEOPLE! I am hosting a game of "Straight Family Feud" at Jonathan van Halem's Top 25 Straightest Moments of All Time at Union Hall this Sunday at 5 PM. I need your help! See replies for a Google Form with a handful of questions that need YOUR straight answers.

How r u named nuzzi and ur a newsy nazi

Who even named the Rizzler. I know that lil meatball did not choose Batman villain wordplay for himself. If the Rizzler named the Rizzler he’d probably be called Rocco Lasagna

I need to make a solo trip to IKEA but I’m scared to go buy my shelf

Why didn’t Frankenstein make the creature like 5’6’’. Would be a lot easier to deal with

“What terminal are you landing at?” Literally why would you think I could ever know. They don’t tell us that kind of stuff