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Given the recent "Bubba" revelations, Trump's label here should probably be "Nancy Reagan"

I’m howling.

I went to bed early last night and got a nice long sleep, so why do I feel this morning like I've never slept a day in my life???

This QT is for @speedfreak01.bsky.social and @speedfreak01.bsky.social ONLY

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If elected President of Earth, my first act will be to outlaw pop culture analysis which presents obviously nonsense theories as actual possibilities because being unique matters to algorithms more than being intellectually honest

Oh shit, is Your Party still a thing? I assumed they'd just fizzled out after the spat between the leaders. Honestly the best thing they could do is disband and put their support behind the Greens. Otherwise they're just going to be a spoiler party.

When I arrive at the party

I'M DANNY DYER AND THIS IS BRITAIN'S MOST BRUTAL SWEAR WORD

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.

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This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu

Watching season 4 of Mythic Quest and I continue to be mad and baffled that Charlotte Nicdao isn't in more things, she's wonderful

⚠️BIG UPDATE!⚠️ Sadly Turin can't make next week's Mansfield gig, but fret not - Kill All The Gentlemen have stepped in to bring the RIFFS. Gonna be a MEGA night! Tickets 👉 tr.ee/Svtll9hAFW

OK, obviously there's SO much that's stupid about this, but even if it worked, even if the technology was miraculously perfected and did exactly what it's meant to: Congratulations! You've created a society where the government has an incentive to class EVERYONE as a criminal! Total surveillance!

The solution is simple: James Bond is now part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the Thanos snap happened an instant before he was turned into mist by the bombs Next movie starts with him reappearing in a crater 5 years later

Ppp pppp's Pppp. Ppppp Pppp. -Mike Trapp typing the script for the next Bond movie on the all-P keyboard.

Re: Bond discourse. A thread.

Went to make a Fast Show joke to somebody on here and realised they almost certainly weren't born when that show was popular

I'm actually fully on board with schools restricting phone usage during the day - honestly I'm surprised that's not the case already - but to try and tie this to Brianna Ghey is disingenuous and ghoulish.

Whenever Sydney Sweeney is in the news for saying or doing something fash or fash-adjacent I see a huge upswing in pictures of her on Reddit. Weird that.

This bundle is worth it for Astro City alone, a comic about what it's like to be a regular person in a city filled with superheroes. It's a joyful celebration of the silver age of superheroes without being directly about them. Beautiful, poignant and occasionally heartbreaking. One of the very best.

*post about very famous person* "who even is this?" oh get fucked you don't know and even if you don't, google is right there

Had the last regular rehearsal for Asylum tonight and it was fantastic, this cast is brilliant and have made my first time directing (at least since I was a teenager) an absolute joy. They're hilarious and talented and wonderful and I couldn't have asked for better.

Garchomp from Pokémon (ポケットモンスター) by Guillem Ferrer (gifer_art)

(pulled over by cop) Cop: Sir, do you know why I pulled you over? *I nod down to my lap where a Subway BMT sandwich sits* Cop (visibility shaken): I...I don't want any trouble

Had the last regular rehearsal for Asylum tonight and it was fantastic, this cast is brilliant and have made my first time directing (at least since I was a teenager) an absolute joy. They're hilarious and talented and wonderful and I couldn't have asked for better.

[Karen from Mean Girls voice] Why are you white???

If I could request one thing from Sony for the next Playstation: don't make it a fucking stupid shape, seriously what the hell were you thinking with the PS5?? (side eyeing you too, PS3)

Unable to get that exquisite Soundwave statue, we're resigned creating a stand-in for the SS86 Soundwave. And trying to recreate the incredible details which are testament to the care and passion in its making. #3dprint files now up at www.patreon.com/posts/142875681!

I started Death Stranding 2 on the weekend, and I never thought I would say this, but: I'm actually having fun with it, question mark? Like, I expected to enjoy the Kojima weirdness, that's why I bought it, but I'm also actually having fun with the gameplay, even though it's basically just walking.

I broke up with my farmer boyfriend. I wrote him a John Deere letter

Sorry, meant to post this from the New York Post account

Zohran Mamdani and Mrs Krabappel were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

we can finally talk about dick cheney and jack donaghy's night of passion

Expecting to see AI images of Charlie Kirk greeting Dick Cheney in heaven (ft. Harambe) any moment now

Folks who've played Digimon Story: Time Stranger - does it stay pretty on-rails / narrative driven, or does it eventually open up and become quite free form? I played and enjoyed the demo but obviously that was the tutorial and heavily linear. Does that change?

Put off playing loads of big games earlier in the year because I didn't have time for them and was waiting for them to come down in price. Well, I've got time now...and they're all still full price. DAMN YOU MIKE SONYTENDO

Out of nowhere my brain just reminded me of Havok Skirmish, a short lived tabletop game intended as a cheaper, simpler alternative to 40K, with pre-painted minis. Due to terrible retail decisions and bad marketing it lasted less than a year, but wow, remembering this fired off my nostalgia HARD.

Bluesky, 2023: wow, this place is amazing! There's no algorithm and I can actually see posts on chronological order unlike every other social media app! Bluesky, 2025: hey u guys want sum algorithm? we called it something different tho so its all good bro

Stockton Rush be like:

shared in swindon x

A friend just messaged me to tell me a Parasite Eve remake has been announced, but as far as I can tell, he's fallen for an AI trailer Never have I been so excited and so crushed in such quick succession

If they released the fully painted OR completely grey versions of these individually, I might consider them But putting them in a multipack alongside a midpoint version which is Fucking Nothing means this is an easy pass