This is an actual line that was added to the official system prompt for Codex for GPT-5.5 by OpenAI. Usually the system prompt is as minimal as possible, so I assume it would otherwise mention goblins a lot. AIs are weird.

I have constructed a home for Pokémon entirely out of Sulfur. There are no windows. The inside is filled with trash and the beds are all hay piles. If you are a Pokémon I hate, you WILL live in Fart Haus

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

Replaying Pragmata on Insanity difficulty and the Garden Keeper boss has taken me more tries (and counting) than any boss on my most recent run of Bloodborne

I'm a conspiracist now, and there's no way you can convince me this isn't the dumbest false flag of all time

I have been to Liberty precisely once, with my then-girlfriend, around 2006. I saw a beanie hat being sold for £90 (in 2006 money!) and got so mad about it that I still remember it 20 years later

Rolled credits on Vampire Crawlers last night. Fun game for sure, but I definitely feel it could have used some more balancing. Once you know what you're doing, it's pretty easy to set up infinite combos and just steamroll everything, and then the game is just about patience instead of skill.

Got my ticket sorted! And I'm so excited for this event that I arrived in town several years early

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

me and @megacrit.com wanted to touch decks so we made a Steam bundle 🥰 get Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2 for 10% off & say goodbye to your free time 😌

This game only came out 24 hours ago lmao

I actually don't want Starmer to resign Not because I like him, to be clear, but because I want him to continue destroying the Labour party so that the Greens have a clearer shot at the next election

I have no interest in American football whatsoever But I DO like poiple, so I might have to get Skolgrin there

Completed the main story of Pragmata last night, but it turns out there's quite a bit more to do in order to get the "true" ending....and for once I'm actually excited to do it! I very rarely do post-game stuff but the combat here is so fun and unique that I want more

i love starting with "lots of strange reactions to this game" and following that up with the strangest reaction yet

This is such a well done custom that I was tricked into believing it might be real for a bit. Amazing work! www.reddit.com/r/transforme...

I have done NOTHING today except for play Pragmata, sleep and eat Good Sunday tbh

Having beaten Bloodborne again, here's my revised ranking of Fromsoft Soulsbornes: 1) Elden Ring 2) Bloodborne 3) Sekiro 4) Dark Souls 3 5) Demon's Souls 6) Dark Souls 2 7) Dark Souls 3&4 are very close and could honestly go either way Feel free to tell me why I'm right and also handsome :D

I'm only about an hour into Pragmata but first impressions are STRONG. I thought that hacking and shooting simultaneously would be overwhelming, but so far at least it's really not.

£110? That's cheap! Oh wait....that's the *deposit* cost... Can't wait to see the full price on this, it's going to be eye watering

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

God, the fight against Lady Maria in the Bloodborne DLC is PERFECT. It's the platonic ideal of a Soulsborne boss fight. Love it.

Transformers: Age of the Primes… Age of Evolution… I think all know what’s next…

It has been exactly one month since my last working day at my previous job and I have had TWO job offers (and accepted one) This is much better than last year where it took me 4 months to get a single offer, and even that was less than ideal (hence leaving 6 months later)

reject AI. embrace hatsune mikron.

Disappointed to report that this article does not tell you where to meet these angry young women

LA! These kitties’ human passed away, and they need a new home! Please help them find one! Spread the word!

Think about this a lot.

OK, I'm excited for IDW Nautica, Drift and Fort Max but I guess the Studio Series brand literally doesn't mean anything anymore huh

Bloodborne porn titles: -Porking in Mensis -Jizz, or as some say, Jizm -Cathedral Whored -How's Yer Father Gascoigne

I'm so mad this phone never got released, it looks like it was all but ready to ship and I would have bought it in a heartbeat. Hopefully another manufacturer has a go at this form factor at least. youtu.be/5aS-8QCRdGE?...

The Nightmare Frontier in Bloodborne can kiss the fattest part of my ass Souls game in "poison swamp area sucks shit" shocker

After completing multiple runs with each, here is my objectively correct ranking of Slay the Spire 2 characters: 1) Necrobinder Also 1) Regent 3) Silent 4) Defect . . . . . 5) Ironclad

Full Steam Ahead for TFN:Swindon! Visit our website to learn all about the new venue, travel advice, and ticket options! tfnation.com/blog/tf... #TFNation #Transformers #TFNSwindon #Swindon

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Ngl I kinda love how chonky he is

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

I'm on my third run through Bloodborne and I still cannot navigate the Forbidden Woods for the life of me

BlowJOB?! No, it’s a blowpassion, a blowhobby if you will. I would never perform oral in the capitalist mindset

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

So Daredevil Born Again has got me rooting for Bullseye How the heck did that happen?

Did you give Chip Chase?

What the- some red robot just stole my fries! Call that sideswipe

At the end of run on Slay The Spire 2, you do a certain amount of damage to The Architect, the big bad. On my last two runs, both on ascension 2, I have done precisely 1488 damage. That's...noteworthy.

This damn post has absolutely ruined my brain every time I hear someone mention "for the time being." Major kudos to the poster, if I ever meet you in person I will congratulate you and then punch you in the face.

Was asked in a job interview how I felt AI could be used in marketing operations and I don't think "well for a start I wouldn't let it anywhere near our lead and contact database" was the answer they wanted

tbh I still feel I get more enjoyment out of reading this short review of the first Mario movie than I do out of watching most full-length films