This was fantastic.

@seahawksofficial.com playing "I Wanna Dance With Somebody" at 9:34 ET/6:34 PT (!) during Thursday Night Football. Verdict? Too early. From @pointsincase.com:

I wrote this for @pointsincase.com because sometimes, it’s just too early to be hearing “I Wanna Dance With Somebody.”

Should’ve just stripped with “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn…” because that would have been sufficient.

New satire piece is live! And it’s about chicken nuggets.

Asked a follow-up to this, asking how much longer he’ll give guys who aren’t buying in/working hard to fix that before making more drastic changes: “There’s not many changes I can make, let’s be honest.” Basically says this is the team.

I have no idea how Marchand will play another ~10 games in Boston as a Florida Panther.

Kayley blows past two seniors on recumbent trikes, yelling, “Get off the Pike, ya shitheads! This lane’s fa passin’!”

FREDDIE: So Eddie, I’m putting together a playlist for the Audubon event. EDDIE: Who’s on it? FREDDIE: I got Geese. EDDIE: Goose? FREDDIE: No, Geese. EDDIE: More than one? FREDDIE: It’s just the one. Geese. EDDIE: I’m saying. Geese is more than Goose.

Can I interest you in the oral history of pumpkin spice SZN featuring Linus from Peanuts, a Buzzfeed listcle, and Cinderella’s fairy godmother?

Did you know that Gary Busey’s half-eaten sandwich was a rejected mystery basket ingredient on Chopped? Here’s my very real list of the others in a new satire piece on @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social. #foodnetwork #chopped #garybusey #satire #humor #satirical #humorwriting #pointblank

Here’s what to watch for during tonight’s #Chiefs #SNF game. #satire #nfl #chiefskingdom #taylorswift

What if the NFL sent a memo to their broadcasting partners on talking points around Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement? They didn’t. But I imagined what that’d look like in my new satire piece on Slackjaw. #satire #nfl #chiefs #taylorswift #traviskelce #swifties #amidoingthisright

What if the NFL sent a memo to their broadcasting partners on talking points around Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement? They didn’t. But I imagined what that’d look like in my new satire piece on Slackjaw. #satire #nfl #chiefs #taylorswift #traviskelce #swifties #amidoingthisright

New piece on @frazzledhumor.bsky.social that I’m sure parents will relate to.

My first humor piece was published in Slackjaw this week. Would love it if you read, liked, shared, telephoned, etc. Actually, maybe not telephoned. #humor #satire #writing #shortstories #coffee #phish #amidoingthisright

I cannot believe the Bruins got Hagens. Wow.

McDavid will look great in those new Bruins jerseys in 26-27.

5 quick thoughts on Bruins signing Don Sweeney to an extension 985thesportshub.com/2025/05/20/5...

As a former Bruins writer who covered Marchand since his rookie season, I felt the need to write something about what the organization just did. therunner.substack.com/p/the-boston...

How do you leave McDavid wide open in the slot? What an incredible game.

I can’t believe I’m on a new social platform in November of 2024. Anyway, hello! I’m a former Bruins writer who now has a Substack called “the runner.” It’s sort of a Dadstack. There will obviously be essays about the Bruins, too. It’s free to subscribe! therunner.substack.com