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CBS staff, you have one job and that is to incept Bari Weiss into believing she can win over Isaac Chotiner.

Tired: We did such a bad job planning and executing a $16 million renovation of The Reflecting Pool that it's already falling apart. Wired: We did such a bad job planning and executing a $16 million renovation of The Reflecting Pool that a box cutter can destroy it in one night.

90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this

Murder Mystery On Train Not So Fun In Real Life https://theonion.com/murder-mystery-on-train-not-so-fun-in-real-life-1819569228/

i think it is great that conservative students functionally work as a volunteer stasi for republican politicians and conservative media

Nothing humbles you faster than a summer cold, or a much more serious problem of some kind

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Turn the reflecting pool into a ball pit

OK, calm down, New Yorker.

Reminds me of when I grabbed a broken piece of red pavement from The Freedom Trail during my elementary school field trip to Boston.

Post your content, make jokes, talk about it in an appropriate way in the group chats or in person

Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.

Problematic legend. One of the great comics artists.

My Immortal adaptation soon?

This is good, bleak fun. My kind of humor.

mac is here on this #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to school you all in THREAT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS do not get caught off guard or Who Knows What Might Happen

"Previously, your grandmother had a first look deal and exclusive rights, with an option to license his love to children, grandchildren and small dogs that he claimed he never wanted in the first place." www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/8m...

"Furthermore, we see AI for what it truly is: a play by Capital to cut Labor off at the knees. And no one knows more than us that below the knees of Labor, past its calves and ankles, lies our first love: its feet." www.pointsincase.com/articles/at-...

Every day I worry that this'll be the day I fail the are you human test. I didn't click all the pictures of motorcycles. I guess I'm not even a person anymore.

Double Indemnity (1944) Watercolor on 9” x 12” watercolor paper #25 in the 40 movies I haven’t seen from the AFI 100! I’m PRETTY SURE I hadn’t seen this before, but it’s so influential I MIGHT HAVE. #art #cinema #filmsky #movies #painting #watercolor

In this week's newsletter @jamesfolta.com and I highlighted great writing by @tonydelgado.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net, @kozuh.bsky.social in @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social, Helen Rosner in @newyorker.com, and Ali Wong in Vulture! Check it out & subscribe ⬇️

There are things to watch if you aren't into basketball or The World Cup.

I have a new comedy piece on @pointsincase.com today! Check it out for the sharp AI commentary you've been craving! www.pointsincase.com/articles/at-...

Thanks for sharing.

Meanwhile, at The National Mall.

1. Create problem. 2. Fix problem. 3. Profit from market swings.

Got another $7 and change from that Facebook judgement. Really sticking it to Zuck.

"I spent my entire career not preparing for this moment." @mcsweeneys.net with a banger.

Trump Still Sleeping In MSG Seat

It’s a shame no one has ever figured out how to vet a candidate ahead of time

Wow, over 100 hearts! Thank you to everyone who read and liked my piece!

Watch Dark. It's the best show.

Thrilled to have my first piece in McSweeney's today! Give it a read if you'd like a laugh I'm Jessica Fletcher, and I Don't Even Feel Anything Anymore When I Find a Dead Body www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-...

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women

Coming this Fall to HBO: Cemetery of the Bees

remembering agnès varda on her birthday today ✨

Get it, please! It supports a good cause. Also, that's my comic in the bottom left square. 😁

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My message to everyone: never stop dreaming— we all could use more sleep.

I went to the local AAA office, and it had weird vibes. Everyone was sitting in the dark.

Cute and sweet!

The man, the myth, the legend.

Filipino Superman arrives.

Lovely night listening to Daptone albums with my wife.

I gotta start a grift. My place could use a "ballroom" too.