Same here

Painting the 🥌 ice white

You can just attack Man United long. Man U don't appear to have the players to play whatever system they want to play.

I doubt that Apple or Goldman Sachs are on Bluesky, but I want to rant, so here I go. Yesterday, I got an alert on my phone that I just bought something for $423 at Woot. Then I got three more. The 4th one was declined.

One thing you don't see at 🥌 Grand Slams is getting. 4-ender and losing the game. It's super rare.

Homan: "We need to hit a thick quarter right?" Fluery: "Looks like a third?" Me: I think that's the same thing, ladies. :)

As the ice goes in at your local 🥌 facility, here is a thread on how to help keep the ice clean for your friendly neighborhood ice makers.

Universal childcare wouldn't just relieve working families of a massive cost burden. It improves the whole economy. "There are a lot of reasons building a child care system that works for everyone is important to our children, to parents, to employers and to economic growth."

Pep is a genius for [check notes] copying Arteta.

Have you ever wondered if by some chance you're still it?

I think this is why we love sports.

Holy shit what a goal.

Cue the Pep's a genius because he plays like Big Sam narrative.

Last year when Arsenal were away to Man Cheaty, it took the ref to give Trossard a second yellow for Cheaty to scrape a point. The ref could have given Silva a second yellow for his antics, but they can't because Pep is a genius.

Man Cheaty are playing with a back 7.

Saka being back is everything.

There is one reason Leandro Trossard hasn't been booked there. It's because he'd have to give Bernadro Silva a second yellow and he doesn't want to do that.

Bernardo Silva should get a yellow for collapsing on the floor like he was shot.

Chaos. That’s how I can best describe my inbox concerning #H1B visa holders this morning. I didn’t think this administration could find more ways to disrupt #science 🧪 but here we are 😣 If you thought there was a #postdoc problem before, we haven’t seen anything yet. Guidance for those affected:

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Man Cheaty will never get a yellow for time wasting because Pep is a genius who wants possession so they don’t waste time.

In a just world, a Man Cheaty players will get a dumb red at the end of the half and we'll pepper them for 45 minutes and score 2. It isn't a just world, tho. Because 115 charges later, nothing.

I hate Man City in an unreasonable way.

I've sometimes wished for Arsenal's rivals to have a 2-2 in the rain where everyone gets a red card, and I just wish both these teams were Arsenal rivals.

Ice is going in. 🥌 is happening.

I think there's a team in Manchester who could use these goals.

Something is happening on Sunday.

Athletico Madrid are playing a back XI

Does Trossard have grey hair?

So many feels seeing this. Shorty and Scott both missed.

Merino in the middle is inevitable.

I got Leeks in my farm share on Saturday, so I made Leek and Potato soup. It is really good. I know no one cares, but it is a nice thing.

Cats cannot become addicted to catnip and will not experience withdrawal symptoms. Catnip is not metabolized, so there is no such thing as catnip withdrawal or dependence.

Doing a 🥌 game this afternoon.

If you have a young child, and hand them a device, have captions on. It will increase their vocabulary.

Arsenal can comfortably win without Saliba, Saka, Rice, and Odegaard. I know Rice came on, but it wasn't needed. #Arsenal

Are you Tottenham? Are you Tottenham? Are you Tottenham in disguise?

Oh. My. #Arsenal

Im sorry, did you say "public health folks" said the protests were "totes cool?" Maybe the problem has been in designing every single intervention and policy to comfort mediocre White folk who believe they must be pandered to at all and any times, and if we dont, they will self-radicalize.

Did Spurs break Ange, or did Ange break Spurs? Guess we find out with Nottingham Forest.

Just a couple of highlights of my son playing footy.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

@totallyshow.bsky.social Cristiano Ronaldo, "extending his lead as the player with the most goals in international football history." Can I introduce you to Christine Sinclair and her 190 goals in international football?

The so-called “war on passwords” has taken off over the past two years, with titans like Google, Microsoft, and Apple pushing for a password-less future. If you haven’t already used a passkey, you likely will soon. Here’s how they work—and how to use them.

One more 🥌 final to watch. With me on commentary.

Hogline lights making a come back.

The US took people hostage. And then negotiated their release. Hey, come and do business in America. We [probably] won't detain you.

Doing some commentary on a men's 🥌 game

Just signed up to do some 🥌 commentary starting tomorrow. Watch @curlingzone.bsky.social for game times.

Gianluigi Donnarumma to Man City makes no sense.