Make it and so on.

It’s Paczki season, my Poles 🇵🇱

Fanfiction astounds me. I can barely write original work where I might get paid but someone out there will bang out 50,000 words on what if Shinji from Neon Genesis was a sub to Patty Mayonnaise just for three people on a forum.

I just see Trump everywhere I look.

My favorite conspiracy theory on Reddit today is that AI was invented for the sole purpose claiming real Epstein videos are AI. Will they claim they’re AI? Yes. Was AI invented so incriminating videos of billionaires doing unspeakable acts are brushed off as AI? Ok, I can kinda believe that.

Can’t believe they let me in the Criterion Closet!

Alien is a horror movie Aliens is a sci-fi movie Alien3 is a bad movie Alien Resurrection is an art house movie

This woke prison escapee maniac just listed every country in the world!

I’m right between leftist creatives and horror movie fans. That’s so offensive. I hate horror movies.

Is this was a short film it would have been fine but for an 80 minute runtime this was a mess. #PredatorMarathon

Even though I still don’t really like the climax of this movie, I love this movie. #PredatorMarathon

AvP is bad but fun to watch AvP: Requiem is genuinely one of the worst movies ever made Predators thinks it’s so much better than it is.

Superbowl Sunday is here and you know what that means; you have to watch all 59 previous games before today’s game or you’ll be completely lost.

Fuck - Howard the Duck Marry - Omega Kill - Dracula

Next Up:

I got my cold vortex plans. #Predator #Marathon

#FrozenFoodInASongOrMovie The Kid Cuisines Aren’t Alright

Timeline cleanse, teenage crush? (Bonus: see quoted post)

This TV Guide cover has better cinematography than most current movies

Guys you gotta take reindeer organs

A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker

Children need to be exposed to healthy, heteronormative role models like an adult man with a "cave" in the garage lined with pornography and his wife who collects hilarious text art about how she chugs wine because you were born.

It’s so weird to say the sentence “I’m boycotting the #RoyalRumble because the WWE is actively dismantling the Department of Education, not to mention its connection to Saudi human rights violations.” It sounds like a dystopian sci-fi written by Armando Annucci.

so many balds in aew 😂

To the Democrats in power, ignoring executions in the streets:

Current Mood: Dr. Daniel Jackson unable to decipher the cartouche.

What number do you think Erika Kirk is coming out at in this year’s Royal Rumble? #WrestleSky

GUY: Oh man the late-90s really were the greatest time to grow up! Have you done anything to aid in helping create that for today’s children? GUY: Oh god no! In fact I’m actively working against it.

yankee candle should do a The Bread Aisle candle

I am gunna apply and my cover letter is going to be a video of me going down a waterslide of hot sauce into a pool of ranch dressing

Derek is a human Far Side cartoon. #StrangerThings

Thinkin’ about getting into #Warhammer…

When Anubis walks in with an itty-bitty vase and a round thing called the Sphinx you get SPRUNG!

#Godzilla #Truth

I don’t really root for Moxley or Fletcher but to see people on here calling that match “meh” is absurd. #AEWWorldsEnd

A Chicago Street Fight is just like a normal street fight but it’s dipped in beef gravy and smothered in giardiniera. #AEWWorldsEnd

I slipped on some ice today and it took me longer to get up than Fletcher landing on his neck! #AEWWorldsEnd

Wow Moxley might not bleed this match… aaaaaaaand he lost a tooth. #aewworldsend

Moxely acts like he’s the working man’s wrestler but he’s like that “blue collar guy” that dives a $60k Dodge Ram #aewworldsend

Criterion’s Godzilla and Shout Factory’s Shaw Brothers blu-ray collections really show what we mocked about these “b movies” were actually American distributors’ poor quality film transfers and shitty dubbing. #FilmSky

Ralphie bursting into tears after getting in a fight is one of the most real boy’s life moments ever put on film. #AChristmasStory

ME: You there, boy, what day is this?! *A kid on his phone doesn’t look up.* ME: I say, what day is this? KID: *Shrugs* ME: You’re on your phone, perhaps you could look? KID: I don’t have that app. ME: I’m sure you do! All phones do. KID: I can’t pause my game. ME: Screw this, I’m staying a miser.

Some of the Christmas themed articles I wrote for @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social