no one is better named than mia goth. yes. yes you are.

just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean we’re not out here working! come to any/all of my shows THAT I CO-PRODUCE coming up in LA and SF, but especially @FacialRecComedy TONIGHT @TheComedyStore!!! tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/recogn...

so tired

rob reiner was great in every genre

if i send you this just know i’m tapped out

call me erika kirk the way i don’t mourn the wicked

vince staples is my favorite comedian

a part of my soul dies every time i see a movie theater turned into a cvs or trader joe’s or whatever. we deserve to see movies the way ryan coogler intended

Ayy I was on KQED! Thanks for having me!

they’re trying to take down us, the amc a listers. never forget that

supermoon’s so beautiful tonight

all my friends are getting listening ages in their 60s and 70s, is my brain melting

i had the best time in texas but i’m back in LA and can’t wait for Second Screens Comedy TONIGHT @ElysianTheater!! bring your phone, laptop, tv, whatever second screen you want! just get your tickets now: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

I just found out there is a BEAUTIFUL senior cat named MRS. DOUBTFIRE up for adoption in Centre County, Pennsylvania! So, of course, I had to spread the word. If you’re in Central Pennsylvania, please help this elegant lady find a home! centrecountypaws.org/cats/adopt

You are infinitely closer to struggling than you ever will be to billionaires

The new Chinese robot is caked up 🥵 @pallavi.bsky.social @manoagapion.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #robot #robotics #tech #thicc #xpeng #humanoid

We really didn't want to know this about RFK Jr... @pallavi.bsky.social and @franifio.bsky.social learn way too much, thanks to Olivia Nuzzi's ex-fiancé.

Live with @pallavi.bsky.social and @eltragon.bsky.social this afternoon at 1/4pm ET! Talking rapid response to ICE, Zohran and Trump, and Fox News saying to skip the veggies this year... don't miss 🫵

do you think zohran got him to say the shahada

the face you make when white people tell you about their trip to india unprompted

i know he can’t say it but no way zohran wasn’t thinking “quiet, piggy” this whole time

feeling bad for all the good people who failed the bar catching strays bc of kim

Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

laura dern’s character in palm royale saying goodbye to her father played by her real, aging father bruce dern 😭😭😭

got a bunch of amazing shows coming up including Facial Recognition Comedy, Second Screens, SF Sketchfest (tix on sale now for FRC & Zindabaddies), and opening for Sammy Obeid and Mohanad Elshieky! see me live doing my favorite thing! tickets here: linktr.ee/pallavigunalan

watched a movie where a man was throwing money into a fire and had to turn it off because i’m too broke. need a content warning for shit like that in this economy 😭😭😭

@pallavi.bsky.social good job on TDZ! couldn't help but notice you didn't do a "dean scream" its fine.

no one tells you how much of your 30s is just massaging various parts of your body

it doesn’t matter though because it’s not you, right?

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

never in my life did i think Mississippi Masala Mama would be on stage with Good Muslim, Bad Muslim Daddy and Socialist Mayor of New York Mamdani incredible work and feelings all around today

just saw the mamdani speech and the outro music being DHOOOOOOM MACHALE! my millennial ass is so happy!!!

i haven’t laughed this hard in ages i’m dying lmao

the pendulum is swinging back around! it’s up to us to not let it swing away again 🫡🫡🫡

new york you beautiful bastards you did it!!

okay yes this is awful but wtf is your ass doing on this app eww

BREAKING NEWS: Dick Cheney just shot Ronald Reagan in the face

inject anything tom pelphrey's been in straight into my veins

i am working a lot and i am very tired and that is okay because it could be far worse but i also wish it were much better

Every time I refresh my timeline, Mamdani is live, somewhere else in NYC. There’s only one explanation.

Everyone, I ouija boarded Lincoln's ghost and he said the new White House bathroom is "too gross to piss in"

i'm going to need my Michiganders and Minneapolitans to give @abdulelsayed.bsky.social and @omarfatehmn.com the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social treatment by getting excitement up to get these progressives in office. use the Mamdani momentum and let it spill over to progressives in other places!!

someone tell me what under-eye routine this man has because HE NEVER SLEEPS

at what point are non-ICE officers going to mask up, not identity themselves, and start detaining ICE officers as they’re attempting to kidnap people? does the procedural rigor of the trump admin allow for fighting fire with fire?? I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE, PEOPLE!

This is insane shit. Cops hate the people of Los Angeles and look for any excuse to injure people.

I've been sober 14+ years. About the same amount of time as everyone in Dodger Stadium right now

me joining the cast of selling sunset and immediately turning the houses into low income housing

i have seen more blackface costumes casually scrolling than i have ever vibes are FUCKED right now

i mean give us a CHANCE to “thanks, Obama” him first!

god their editing team is so damn fast. comedians could learn a thing or two from him about the Clip Industrial Complex…