two last shows tonight with Sammy Obeid and Trever Carreon at Punchline Houston 🐎👢

Houston Punchline tonight and tomorrow with Sammy Obeid and Trever Carreon 📷: @justoffthesix

i wish my wallet was as heavy as my heart

getting reckless down in texas opening for Sammy Obeid. dallas may 10th and 11th; houston may 13th and 14th. sammyko.com for tickets! 📷: @justoffthesix

yeah the self-help aisle and motivational quotes are corny until you go through one solid breakup and then that shit’s the only thing that can reach you

those white boys were so wrong, love is NOT all you need

lucky to have a few Netflix is a Joke shows this fest and i’d love for you to come check them out! especially Facial Recognition Comedy TOMORROW The Hotel Cafe at 10pm! tickets: www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/facial... pic - @justoffthesix 🪼

i’m gonna need yall to come to my Netflix is a Joke show TOMORROW at 10pm at The Hotel Cafe! this lineup is STACKED! tickets here: www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/facial...

manifesting monday night childcare for myself

A black girl born today will have fewer reproductive and voting rights than her grandmother.

come to our netflix is a joke show! get your tickets now before we sell out: www.netflixisajokefest.com/shows/facial...

ever since i was a child i knew i just needed five more minutes

a beautiful woman named Partiful keeps texting me

opening for Sammy Obeid TONIGHT in Denver and TOMORROW in Salt Lake City! a few tickets are still left but not for long! go to sammyko.com to not miss out! #artificalintelligence #aipsychosis #aiboyfriend #comedy #standup

next season of The Valley is gonna be insane

they keep releasing 30 rock episodes

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

i need meg thee stallion and ciara thee miller to team up and dog walk these duplicitous bitches

noooo but that’s his emotional support fiscal quarter assassination attempt

pushing melania under the table FOR MY SAFETY

TONIGHT! Second Screens Comedy at 8pm at the Elysian Theater! tix here or at the door: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

reverse chappelle is all you had to say, I'm in (in my house raising my kids but other people should check this out)

what blackmail does royal kingdom have on celebrities r they okay

our rules are simple: make us look hot and we won’t have a problem! next Second Screens Comedy show TOMORROW (4/25) @ElysianTheater! tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

wait til the end for receipts!!!

“i see you more” and ciara letting him back in… this man is DIABOLICAL!

amanda telling ciara that (unlike west) amanda truly sees and respects ciara 🤮🤮🤮 i see what those editors did adding the ominous music lmao

Osama will always love you 🫠 @pallavi.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #binladen #whitneyhouston #thebodyguard

when you reality tv rot so hard you end up in the @nytimes. thank u to journalist Martine Thompson (whose social media i can’t find, which honestly makes me love her more) ✍🏾🔥 www.nytimes.com/2026/04/19/s... #scamanda #summerhouse #ciara #interracialdating #ww

do i have any optometrist/eye doctor friends in LA?

guys i’m sad and i can’t even monetize it. double homicide :/

gap is a cool company, do they make stuff other than music videos?

But officer, please! He bought sexy back! @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #justintimberlake #sexyback #thedailyzeitgeist #dui

rewatching summer house cast social media posts

are kristi noem’s husband’s titties documented??

comedians finishing shares in AA meetings: guess i’ll give some time back to the room

do i have friends in phoenix/chandler, az or vetted friends of friends?

WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, TYLER PERRY!!!

i feel so bad for that mormon lady’s children. even just witnessing domestic abuse causes trauma that can change the course of your life 💔

Night At The Museum Of The Bible 🥴 @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #kevinsorbo #nightatthemuseum #podcast #deancain

Piven Experience 😤 @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #jeremypiven #standup #podcast #comedy

SINNERS LOST?? IDGAF LET THEM IN!!! #oscars #bestpicture

MICHAEL B WINNING AN OSCAR!!!

paul thomas anderson winning over ryan coogler huh… @TheAcademy?? #oscars #bestdirector

alright #oscars but you’re on THIN ICE!!!

javierrrrr!!! (priyanka, don’t be shy, speak up)

autumn durald the woman you are 😭♥️

between this and real housewives of salt lake city i’m having ptsd #secretlivesofmormonwives #mormon #utah #realitytv #lds

Happy International Women’s Day! Support women by coming to my shows, including Facial Recognition Comedy and Mermaid Comedy Hour’s crossover show TOMORROW at the Hollywood Improv at 7:15! improv.com/hollywood/ev... 📷: @madison_shepard

hahaha i ♥️ zeitgang