I’m no TPUSA time traveler BUT I AM opening for Sammy Obeid on his #PacificNorthwest tour this week! Check out sammyko.com for more info and tickets!

soy puertorriqueña ahora

bad bunny’s halftime show: hey trump!

a poppi commercial featuring charli xcx and fatima?? wow

i know i’m old, these players all look like infants to me, my nephews please be careful

all the super bowl commercials are AI, maga, betting, maha, beer, and no homo prostate cancer screenings. we used to be a country.

i will never stop thinking about how iconic and necessary bad bunny’s halftime performance was

i always forget there’s more game after the halftime performance

why is mike tyson doing maha commercials we live in hell

good bunny, great bunny

merry benito day to all and to all a fuck ice 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

i’m crying over ms. shirley raines. the world can be so harsh but there are folks that just make it worth it and she was one of them. wish i had a chance to know her but from her work i really feel like i did. the way some people change the world through consistency and respect💗

We come to this place…to SMELLLLLLELLELLLELLLLL WHAT THE COOOOLE IS COOOOKING!!!!

Trump’s trying out some new material! @pallavi.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #trump #podcast #standup #trumpspeech #martysupreme

ilhan omar is our bravest politician

ready for my senior portrait tonight with Facial Recognition Comedy @thecomedystore.bsky.social at 10pm! tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/recogn... incredible pic by @meganpicturetaker for @loudvillage’s 50 First Jokes show!

brave in so many ways

the changes we need right now

it’s your last chance to get tickets for Facial Recognition Comedytonight @SFSketchfest! sfsketchfest2026.sched.com/event/2BQvu

live in LA? love playing on your phone & need someone to do it around? grab a ticket for tonight to second screens comedy, where unmasking your neurodivergence is welcome AND encouraged! be an ipad kid, bring a projector! scroll. swipe. stand-up. tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

my fave new thing, Second Screens Comedy, is TOMORROW at The Elysian with a bunch of baddies! come through for incredible standup, interactive bits, and HIGHLY desired prizes! let’s get social anxiety together! tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

Indoor malls are dead 🛍️ @thereddot.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #mall #thegrove #beverlycenter #90s

i don’t fully understand the history or politics of Iran but my heart is with the Iranian people ♥️♥️♥️

i just hope wanda sykes knows how much i love her and ricky gervais knows how much i hate him

i hope murderers and those who support them never know peace and love and the warmth of a community built joyfully with helping, protective hands and open hearts 🕊️🩶

i thought we were supposed to hate hamas for being homophobic, but now it’s good for the state to shoot women in the face because they’re queer and that identifier apparently overrides the reality of what happened? which is it? why are the same people saying both of these things?

ew why tf is that zionist trash on my favorite reality show...

oh god i knew this day would come...

Bay Area: Help me sell out my SF Sketchfest shows! Share this with everyone you know, grab some friends, grab a ticket, and laugh your asses off! Tickets here: Facial Recognition Comedy: www.eventbrite.com/e/facial-rec... Zindabaddies: www.eventbrite.com/e/zindabaddi...

Bay Area: Help me sell out my SF Sketchfest shows! Share this with everyone you know, grab some friends, grab a ticket, and laugh your asses off! Tickets here: Facial Recognition Comedy: www.eventbrite.com/e/facial-rec... Zindabaddies: www.eventbrite.com/e/zindabaddi...

mom just called to warn me on how to act in case ICE wants to shoot me point blank in the face. i don't care how many times they forced us to recite the pledge of allegiance when we were children, you can't brainwash and gaslight people into forgetting evil violent shit like this

rational, empathetic americans every single goddamn day:

why do bad things happen to me, people?

just one more war bro just one more unprovoked war over oil to benefit the pedophilic elites and we’ll get adequate health care and free college cmon just one more bro

i didn’t know countries were just allowed to do whatever to presidents of other countries…does this set some sort of precedent…

invading my childhood home and kidnapping my parents because my mom has some tupperware i believe i should legally own the rights to

at this point i’m happy to pay taxes to any country that can stop mine from doing what it’s doing

do u think jadakiss was geeked?

at that stage in my life when inspirational quotes inspire me smh

watched both home alones at an outdoors christmas event and when his scene came on, the whole crowd booed. i love LA ♥️

no one is better named than mia goth. yes. yes you are.

just because it’s the holidays doesn’t mean we’re not out here working! come to any/all of my shows THAT I CO-PRODUCE coming up in LA and SF, but especially @FacialRecComedy TONIGHT @TheComedyStore!!! tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/recogn...

so tired

rob reiner was great in every genre

if i send you this just know i’m tapped out

call me erika kirk the way i don’t mourn the wicked

vince staples is my favorite comedian

a part of my soul dies every time i see a movie theater turned into a cvs or trader joe’s or whatever. we deserve to see movies the way ryan coogler intended

Ayy I was on KQED! Thanks for having me!

they’re trying to take down us, the amc a listers. never forget that