comedians finishing shares in AA meetings: guess i’ll give some time back to the room

do i have friends in phoenix/chandler, az or vetted friends of friends?

WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS, TYLER PERRY!!!

i feel so bad for that mormon lady’s children. even just witnessing domestic abuse causes trauma that can change the course of your life 💔

Night At The Museum Of The Bible 🥴 @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #kevinsorbo #nightatthemuseum #podcast #deancain

Piven Experience 😤 @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #jeremypiven #standup #podcast #comedy

SINNERS LOST?? IDGAF LET THEM IN!!! #oscars #bestpicture

MICHAEL B WINNING AN OSCAR!!!

paul thomas anderson winning over ryan coogler huh… @TheAcademy?? #oscars #bestdirector

alright #oscars but you’re on THIN ICE!!!

javierrrrr!!! (priyanka, don’t be shy, speak up)

autumn durald the woman you are 😭♥️

between this and real housewives of salt lake city i’m having ptsd #secretlivesofmormonwives #mormon #utah #realitytv #lds

Happy International Women’s Day! Support women by coming to my shows, including Facial Recognition Comedy and Mermaid Comedy Hour’s crossover show TOMORROW at the Hollywood Improv at 7:15! improv.com/hollywood/ev... 📷: @madison_shepard

hahaha i ♥️ zeitgang

tonight at 8pm second screens comedy at the elysian skunk room! get your tickets now! www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

let’s all just stop paying taxes and use that money for mutual aid? like all of us right now???

liberating the women of iran by bombing the girls of iran #godblessamerica

explaining cuteness aggression to americans: imagine a cat’s face but it’s burger

Kyrsten Sinema’s Wild White Weekend @pallavi.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social #senator #kyrstensinema #u2 #thesphere

he hasn’t even asked me to be his one and only ramadan yet :(

SoCal: adopt my sweet foster cat, Cosita!

we loooove last minute promo! if you’re in the #pacificnorthwest this week, come say hi! i’ll be performing and selling my merch all over this lovely region with @sammyobeid.bsky.social & Trever Carreon! some shows have sold out so get your tickets now! 📸: @meganpicturetaker for @loudvillage

I’m no TPUSA time traveler BUT I AM opening for Sammy Obeid on his #PacificNorthwest tour this week! Check out sammyko.com for more info and tickets!

soy puertorriqueña ahora

bad bunny’s halftime show: hey trump!

a poppi commercial featuring charli xcx and fatima?? wow

i know i’m old, these players all look like infants to me, my nephews please be careful

all the super bowl commercials are AI, maga, betting, maha, beer, and no homo prostate cancer screenings. we used to be a country.

i will never stop thinking about how iconic and necessary bad bunny’s halftime performance was

i always forget there’s more game after the halftime performance

why is mike tyson doing maha commercials we live in hell

good bunny, great bunny

merry benito day to all and to all a fuck ice 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

i’m crying over ms. shirley raines. the world can be so harsh but there are folks that just make it worth it and she was one of them. wish i had a chance to know her but from her work i really feel like i did. the way some people change the world through consistency and respect💗

We come to this place…to SMELLLLLLELLELLLELLLLL WHAT THE COOOOLE IS COOOOKING!!!!

Trump’s trying out some new material! @pallavi.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #trump #podcast #standup #trumpspeech #martysupreme

ilhan omar is our bravest politician

ready for my senior portrait tonight with Facial Recognition Comedy @thecomedystore.bsky.social at 10pm! tickets here: www.showclix.com/event/recogn... incredible pic by @meganpicturetaker for @loudvillage’s 50 First Jokes show!

brave in so many ways

the changes we need right now

it’s your last chance to get tickets for Facial Recognition Comedytonight @SFSketchfest! sfsketchfest2026.sched.com/event/2BQvu

live in LA? love playing on your phone & need someone to do it around? grab a ticket for tonight to second screens comedy, where unmasking your neurodivergence is welcome AND encouraged! be an ipad kid, bring a projector! scroll. swipe. stand-up. tix: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

my fave new thing, Second Screens Comedy, is TOMORROW at The Elysian with a bunch of baddies! come through for incredible standup, interactive bits, and HIGHLY desired prizes! let’s get social anxiety together! tickets here: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/second...

Indoor malls are dead 🛍️ @thereddot.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #mall #thegrove #beverlycenter #90s

i don’t fully understand the history or politics of Iran but my heart is with the Iranian people ♥️♥️♥️

i just hope wanda sykes knows how much i love her and ricky gervais knows how much i hate him

i hope murderers and those who support them never know peace and love and the warmth of a community built joyfully with helping, protective hands and open hearts 🕊️🩶

i thought we were supposed to hate hamas for being homophobic, but now it’s good for the state to shoot women in the face because they’re queer and that identifier apparently overrides the reality of what happened? which is it? why are the same people saying both of these things?

ew why tf is that zionist trash on my favorite reality show...