Marcella Arguello
@marcellacomedy.bsky.social
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Comedian. Writer. Actor. Bitch.
https://linktr.ee/marcellacomedy
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Don’t let a data center consume more water than you today.
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Prisonculture
3 days ago
I have to block you if you're saying that people who protested genocide were being paid to do so. Enough. Recover your soul.
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Phoenix - this Saturday for Buds A Palooza. Im excited! Use code GIGGLE for $25 tics!!
4 days ago
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Phil Lewis
5 days ago
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran's Supreme National Security Council says it has accepted a two-week ceasefire in the war.
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Aaron Kablack
8 days ago
Today I learned I can read German
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jamelle
8 days ago
voters elected decadent money man to make them rich, what they've gotten is warmongering fanatic who wants to cut their health care to pay for more bombs
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Alejandra Caraballo
9 days ago
This is why you don't have healthcare.
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Lol not me having to announce a tornado watch and potential evacuation at my show tonight chicago you crazy
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CHICAGO YOU MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR TONIGHT SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAITED CAUSE YOURE GONNA HAFTA WAIT TIL JUNE FOR THE NEXT ONE SO MAY AS WELL GRAB THOSE TICKETS ASAP SEE YALL SOON
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Kate Klonick
11 days ago
If you were wondering how the class field trip went
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Tiricohairline
15 days ago
Chicago folk, go see this insane woman.
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Chicago! One week. This is gonna be a silly good time. Stink in bio.
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Reuters
16 days ago
Bank of America agrees to pay $72.5 million to settle Epstein accusers' lawsuit
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Bank of America agrees to pay $72.5 million to settle Epstein accusers' lawsuit
Attorneys for the plaintiffs said the settlement represented the best option for their clients.
https://reut.rs/4bCtm2D
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I travel for a living and all I gotta say is good for them.
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17 days ago
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Jen Bendery
17 days ago
Stats on the number of TSA agents who called in sick at major airports on Weds, per DHS: ATL 40.6% IAH 39.2% MSY 36.1% HOU 31.7% BWI 29.1% JFK 28.9% LGA 24.7% PHL 23.5% PHX 22.8% PIT 21.6%
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Chicago! One week. This is gonna be a silly good time. Stink in bio.
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18 days ago
I genuinely genuinely don't know what the point of this kind of thing is. Trump is, quite obviously, not making or acting upon some sophisticated geopolitical view. Obviously. Nobody could possibly believe it, it seems humiliating to even pretend to believe it. What does pretending as much gain?
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Chris Geidner
18 days ago
Honestly, fuck off.
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The Onion
18 days ago
Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face
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Where the Drag Scam Comedy fans in Chicago?? Thursday's for you!!
18 days ago
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The best part of life is having free will and the worst part is that everyone else does too.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
19 days ago
Milwaukee you're up next! April 17-18
www.etix.com/ticket/e/105...
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Parker Molloy
19 days ago
I think the most embarrassing recent example was Diane Feinstein, who spent the final year or two in office completely oblivious to the world around her. She almost certainly had dementia. The 40 million Californians she represented deserved someone who could fully commit themselves to the work.
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Super excited to be doing this show in Chicago Thursday!!
20 days ago
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CHICAGO WE BACK BABY!! New location. Its a celebration. Get tickets.
about 2 months ago
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Carl Quintanilla
23 days ago
* U.S. TO DEPLOY THOUSANDS OF ADDITIONAL TROOPS TO THE MIDDLE EAST, THREE U.S. OFFICIALS TELL REUTERS
@reuters.com
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Mr. Skeets
24 days ago
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People don’t realize how stupid they are until they meet their own children.
24 days ago
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All tickets aren’t available, some of these are save the dates. So save the date bitch damn!!! More dates to be added soon. Comment if you desperately want me in your city. kthxbaaiiiii
24 days ago
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Pay attention to who seeks power and who seeks freedom.
25 days ago
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POSIWID 🇵🇸🏴
25 days ago
This is why decentralization is so essential for the success and longevity of any movement. We do not need hierarchy to get things done. We need mass solidarity.
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Cesar Chavez is just a reminder that one single person should not be the face of any movement. If you are for the people then you should celebrate the people.
25 days ago
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Ambassador Ken Fairfax (ret)
about 1 month ago
When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.
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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony
Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose ‘targets’
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/13/ice-agent-court-testimony-oregon
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Chad Loder
30 days ago
Absolutely awful result in the "antifa terrorism" trial against the Prairieland noise demonstrators. Innocent people convicted under conspiracy statutes because they had zines at home, or wore black, or were in a Signal chat — even those who did not actually participate in the demonstration.
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Well this is gonna have a ripple on the nation…
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2,700 pounds of meth seized in Northern California drug bust is one of the largest in U.S. history
Authorities say they have dismantled a major drug trafficking organization operating out of Sacramento, Stanislaus, and Calaveras counties.
https://www.kcra.com/article/major-drug-trafficking-ring-with-ties-to-3-northern-california-counties-is-dismantled/70581248?fbclid=PAVERFWAQaZ4dleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZA8xMjQwMjQ1NzQyODc0MTQAAaeLQUBow7E_ajhCiwJwKrA-O3QUr_pdA3BZVU4qp5K2t7apWiK8hr_iFxIt-g_aem_4owRFm5kps9Y-7sypUCqmg
about 1 month ago
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Listen I'm Scary OK
about 1 month ago
hell yeah! hoping for more
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in season six! ms. alomar hive rise up.
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Coach Finstock
7 months ago
We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid
about 1 month ago
👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾
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✨Shiv
about 1 month ago
Imagine being so correct, so beautiful and so eloquent
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The Onion
about 1 month ago
Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started
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They bombed a school to remind us that they don’t just rape girls they also love killing them too.
about 1 month ago
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People will be like “in my villain era” and its just them finally having enough self esteem to tell people no.
about 1 month ago
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KC Says Get Free or Die Trying
about 2 months ago
the Erie County Sheriff’s Office who originally arrested and beat this man requested $428 million from Erie County to build a new jail complex, even though current buildings aren’t near capacity. They also got two new helicopters even though they can’t afford to outfit them. Defund the police.
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Chicago gets a new Spanish open mic tonight. Check it out.
about 2 months ago
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Humanjunk
about 2 months ago
Be nice to our senile coke heads.
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Chicago gets a new Spanish open mic tonight. Check it out.
about 2 months ago
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Trump makes me wonder what it’d be like if we gave all elderly people cocaine.
about 2 months ago
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More Perfect Union
about 2 months ago
This guy gets it.
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Holly Anderson 🍇
about 2 months ago
I hope these messages Alysa is trying to get out here are hitting athletes who need to hear them, but I hope they’re hitting coaches & parents & admins even harder
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